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Why did Mr Milo cross the road?

Posted By: cmerc On: 05-13-2008 @ 18:39:47         Reply | Edit

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Posted By: cmerc On: 05-13-2008 @ 19:42:27     Reply | Top | Edit
nobody knows?
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 05-13-2008 @ 19:59:13     Reply | Top | Edit
to get to your house?
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Posted By: LeadFootedRacer  Yearly Donor since 02-03-2008 On: 05-13-2008 @ 20:04:40     Reply | Top | Edit
to get buttsecks?
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Posted By: cmerc On: 05-13-2008 @ 20:10:38     Reply | Top | Edit
^close.


Clue:- "The Last Boy Scout"
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Posted By: cmerc On: 05-13-2008 @ 21:38:04     Reply | Top | Edit
#2 clue:- Bruce Willis Starred in the movie.

# 3 clue:- the chicken crossed the road for the opposite reason as Mr. Milo.


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Posted By: Fury_786 On: 05-13-2008 @ 21:56:19     Reply | Top | Edit
becasue he was a bad ass mother fukker

except he had no V6

BUTTSECKZ!!!
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Posted By: goldenphoenix On: 05-13-2008 @ 22:11:49     Reply | Top | Edit
Because he figured he could produce a better punchline than the chicken did?
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Why in the world would I ever want to downgrade to a V8?


Posted By: WickedS6 On: 05-13-2008 @ 22:19:07     Reply | Top | Edit
because his dick was stuck in the chicken
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Nothing. Well, a '96 GMC 2500HD, 6.5 diesel, auto, and 167k miles. Extended cab, Long bed. Land yacht.

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Posted By: WickedS6 On: 05-13-2008 @ 22:20:18     Reply | Top | Edit
for my prize I would like a half pound of your finest
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Nothing. Well, a '96 GMC 2500HD, 6.5 diesel, auto, and 167k miles. Extended cab, Long bed. Land yacht.

WickedS6 Circa 2001

Posted By: 2piececrank On: 05-13-2008 @ 22:36:12     Reply | Top | Edit
Was Milo the cat or the pug?
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 05-13-2008 @ 22:43:24     Reply | Top | Edit
because he wanted to be a chimp just like me.

or is to see a anti-buttsex program?
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Posted By: WickedS6 On: 05-13-2008 @ 23:25:02     Reply | Top | Edit
Milo was the dude who called everyone by their proper name. Blonde haired guy.
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Nothing. Well, a '96 GMC 2500HD, 6.5 diesel, auto, and 167k miles. Extended cab, Long bed. Land yacht.

WickedS6 Circa 2001

Posted By: 1988irocz On: 05-14-2008 @ 05:38:08     Reply | Top | Edit
That movie has the most and the best one liners of all time.


"Just once I'd like to hear you scream in pain."
"Play some rap music."

"You busy"
"I was thinking about smoking some cigarettes"
"Can you postpone?"
"These are pretty good cigarettes."

"You're nobody."
"Shhhh, don't tell."

"Now you're starting to piss me off!"
"About fucking time."




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Posted By: cmerc On: 05-14-2008 @ 08:02:57     Reply | Top | Edit
^

My other two favorites (I can't find the correct quotes):-

"If I get outta this alive I'm gonna dance a jig"
(which he does at the end of the movie up on the light tower)

"what would Joe do?
"Kill people and smoke some Cigarettes"


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Posted By: pzh0bm On: 05-14-2008 @ 08:47:55     Reply | Top | Edit
If you hit me again, I'm gonna kil ya.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 05-14-2008 @ 09:10:20     Reply | Top | Edit
"All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?"
"Yeah, that's what your wife said."

"Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks the most like my dick. If you got something to say, say it. Otherwise get the fuck outta here."

"Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she?"
"She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it."

"She's hot, Joe. She rates a three on my finger scale. That means I'd cut off three of my fingers if god would let me fuck her."

"Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal."
"That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife."
"Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?"
"She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat."
"Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet."
"After fucking your wife I'll take two."

"There's a new invention out. It's called the razor."
"Too risky, I might start thinkin' about you and slash my wrists."

"What, you don't believe in love?"
"Yeah, I believe in love; I also believe in cancer."
"What, they're both diseases?"
"Yeah, something like that."

"It's called a vocabulary. You got one of those?"
"Sorry, my subscription to JUGGS ran out."

"I could nail you for obstruction."
"You couldn't nail a two dollar whore."
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[ Edited on 05/14/2008 @ 09:11:48 ]

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