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So I got drunk dialed.
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assbreeze
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01-02-2008 @ 11:51:27 Reply | Edit
Not the first time, but strange circumstances. This was at 3AM by a chick I used to work with, but was never involved with. She's hot as hell, and now a cheerleader up at a college near Albany, which is damn near 200 miles each way from where I live.
I couldn't really understand what her and her friends were saying. I hung up after about 30 seconds.
I'm thinking of returning the favor tonight and seeing how she likes it.
Thought you'd like to know. -- Black '98 Firebird Formula M6
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Posted By:
94RedFormula
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12-03-2007 @ 12:06:21 Reply | Top | Edit
Thanks Steve!!
I've recorded this into my book of knowledge...never know when there will be a pop quiz!
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Posted By:
stevethepirate
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12-03-2007 @ 12:11:34 Reply | Top | Edit
ive never understood why people drunk dial. it seems like its always the people that arent actually that drunk either. its the people that want everyone to know that theyve been drinking... --
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Posted By:
jjdynomite
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12-03-2007 @ 12:51:22 Reply | Top | Edit
It's way more fun to get drunk then drive around  --
Even a H/C LS7 with a supercharger and nitrous couldn't move that tank any faster than a fat kid on a bicycle. -4Birdman
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Posted By:
bignick
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12-03-2007 @ 12:56:07 Reply | Top | Edit
siihp
My Caps Lock Button Is Broken
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Posted By:
Fury_786
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12-03-2007 @ 19:18:54 Reply | Top | Edit
200mi to siihp? might be worth it 
Posted By:
ChimpysZ28
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12-03-2007 @ 19:24:52 Reply | Top | Edit
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Posted By:
assbreeze
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12-03-2007 @ 19:57:26 Reply | Top | Edit
200 miles each way. F*ck that noise.
She can come down here. -- Black '98 Firebird Formula M6
Info/Pics: http://members.cardomain.com/tailwind
Posted By:
Tyrel
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12-03-2007 @ 20:11:45 Reply | Top | Edit
steve, until you shave, nobody is going down there. --

Posted By:
ChimpysZ28
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12-03-2007 @ 20:11:59 Reply | Top | Edit
Welllllll do you have any pictures? --

Posted By:
assbreeze
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12-03-2007 @ 20:15:26 Reply | Top | Edit
Dude. I shaved this morning, it's not my fault it's like a jungle down there by noon.
Welllllll do you have any pictures?
Actually, yeah. But not for you guys, the last thing I need is a smartass from here tracking her down. -- Black '98 Firebird Formula M6
Info/Pics: http://members.cardomain.com/tailwind
Posted By:
Fury_786
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12-03-2007 @ 20:15:58 Reply | Top | Edit
200 miles each way. F*ck that noise.
She can come down here.
and then you could siihp. good plan --
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Posted By:
ChimpysZ28
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12-03-2007 @ 20:31:48 Reply | Top | Edit
i must see pictures. i demand pics! anyways you gonna do a little siihp on here and show her what the assbreeze is made of ?  --
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Posted By:
assbreeze
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12-03-2007 @ 20:50:21 Reply | Top | Edit
You're not getting pictures. -- Black '98 Firebird Formula M6
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Posted By:
phoenixbabe
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12-03-2007 @ 21:41:22 Reply | Top | Edit
wow...that's a new take on the 5 o'clock shadow 
and chimpy, go beat off or something damn...you act like you've never see women in real life the internet is full of porn for you, quit being a lazy ass and get your own nekkid pics, ha!
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 [ Edited on 12/03/2007 @ 21:42:02 ]
Posted By:
ChimpysZ28
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12-03-2007 @ 21:53:30 Reply | Top | Edit
^ if that were true then why am i dating someone. i am just being stupid. 200mi is that about a 1 hr right? that how far i go to see jessica --
 [ Edited on 12/03/2007 @ 21:56:45 ]
Posted By:
phoenixbabe
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12-03-2007 @ 21:55:51 Reply | Top | Edit
maybe she's actually a man?
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Posted By:
ChimpysZ28
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12-03-2007 @ 21:57:14 Reply | Top | Edit
thats gross.. --

Posted By:
BigMike
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12-03-2007 @ 23:32:29 Reply | Top | Edit
god damn you're a dumb shit monkey. 200 mi, averaging 70mph, is.... about three hours. Use your brain and do some simple math. -- 1994 Firebird Formula: 383ci stroker LT1, Eagle crank, Eagle SIR rods, SRP forged 16cc dished pistons, ported and polished LT1 heads, JW 700R4 transmission, JW 2500 stall converter, Moser 12-bolt rear end, 33 spline Moser axles, 3.73 gears, Eibach drag launch springs... 
Posted By:
assbreeze
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12-03-2007 @ 23:39:40 Reply | Top | Edit
Not to mention I'd have no idea where I was going, you can probably chalk another 45 minutes on there. -- Black '98 Firebird Formula M6
Info/Pics: http://members.cardomain.com/tailwind
Posted By:
sparky
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12-03-2007 @ 23:44:50 Reply | Top | Edit
So we getting some pics or what? -- -04.5 Ram CTD

Posted By:
ChimpysZ28
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12-03-2007 @ 23:50:28 Reply | Top | Edit
you didn't know were you where going? lol..thats funny. and Big mike i am not going to even argue with you. just going to say i am not a monkey i am a chimp get it right.  --

Posted By:
BigMike
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12-03-2007 @ 23:54:21 Reply | Top | Edit
You never put any thought into anything you post, and that annoys the shit out of me. monkey. chimp. whatever.
assbreeze: if you aren't drunk right now... get wasted and call her. if you can't sack up, give me her number and i'll call her. haha, jk. definitely see whats up tho, you might be able to talk her into coming to see you.
-- 1994 Firebird Formula: 383ci stroker LT1, Eagle crank, Eagle SIR rods, SRP forged 16cc dished pistons, ported and polished LT1 heads, JW 700R4 transmission, JW 2500 stall converter, Moser 12-bolt rear end, 33 spline Moser axles, 3.73 gears, Eibach drag launch springs... 
Posted By:
assbreeze
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12-04-2007 @ 00:36:21 Reply | Top | Edit
No, I'd have no idea where I'm going, meaning it would've been driving 200 miles to a place I've never been before at 3AM. I'd probably get lost.
No, you're not getting pictures. Unless you IM me, then you might...but probably not.
I'm going to return the favor next Saturday, at the same time she called me. I'd call back over the week, but don't want to screw with her sleep when she might have classes in a few hours, that's a jackass move. -- Black '98 Firebird Formula M6
Info/Pics: http://members.cardomain.com/tailwind
Posted By:
ChimpysZ28
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12-04-2007 @ 00:50:29 Reply | Top | Edit
^ go assbreeze --

Posted By:
jjdynomite
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12-04-2007 @ 08:18:40 Reply | Top | Edit
200 miles aint that bad........ it aint that great either.
I did it damn near every weekend for 2+ years.
Probably better off staying home, let her do the driving. --
Even a H/C LS7 with a supercharger and nitrous couldn't move that tank any faster than a fat kid on a bicycle. -4Birdman
http://patriotdream.org
Posted By:
ryanfx
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12-04-2007 @ 10:15:36 Reply | Top | Edit
^
Not worth it. I'd rather stay home and pity myself out of loneliness. --
2001 Trans Am WS6 Black on Black...on Black
PaceSetter LT's, TSP catted Y,Borla catback, SLP lid
!CAGS, Eibach pro-kit, Bilstein shocks, 5% tint all around
Posted By:
assbreeze
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12-04-2007 @ 15:00:00 Reply | Top | Edit
^ that's where I'm at right now.
When you've got the option of driving 400 miles to plow a hot college cheerleader or b*tching about how she woke you up at 3AM on a Sunday on the internet, who's not going to take the latter?
Uh...right? -- Black '98 Firebird Formula M6
Info/Pics: http://members.cardomain.com/tailwind
Posted By:
sparky
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12-04-2007 @ 15:12:34 Reply | Top | Edit
so are we getting pictures or no? -- -98 Z28
Posted By:
assbreeze
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12-04-2007 @ 15:13:39 Reply | Top | Edit
...no. Not on a public forum. -- Black '98 Firebird Formula M6
Info/Pics: http://members.cardomain.com/tailwind
Posted By:
RS31
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12-04-2007 @ 15:27:34 Reply | Top | Edit
this is actually a private forum. we were all secretly selected by an unknown and ancient entity.
oh, and btw, the I can hear the unknown entity chanting to post pictures --
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Posted By:
sparky
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12-04-2007 @ 15:39:59 Reply | Top | Edit
How about now? -- -04.5 Ram CTD

Posted By:
Pheonix1000
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12-04-2007 @ 15:52:39 Reply | Top | Edit
we need another post your phone number thread we have not had one of those in a good year or so.. --
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Posted By:
jjdynomite
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12-04-2007 @ 16:03:52 Reply | Top | Edit
most of us have pic phones send the n00dies there. --
Even a H/C LS7 with a supercharger and nitrous couldn't move that tank any faster than a fat kid on a bicycle. -4Birdman
http://patriotdream.org
Posted By:
BigMike
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12-04-2007 @ 16:09:05 Reply | Top | Edit
Did anybody consider asking if he had any pics of her fully clothed, just so we can see what she looks like?
...nevermind, that was the dumbest idea I've had all day, lol. I second the picture phone idea!!!
-- 1994 Firebird Formula: 383ci stroker LT1, Eagle crank, Eagle SIR rods, SRP forged 16cc dished pistons, ported and polished LT1 heads, JW 700R4 transmission, JW 2500 stall converter, Moser 12-bolt rear end, 33 spline Moser axles, 3.73 gears, Eibach drag launch springs... 
Posted By:
crunkmaro
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12-04-2007 @ 16:16:40 Reply | Top | Edit
or email us.
Posted By:
assbreeze
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12-04-2007 @ 16:59:01 Reply | Top | Edit
I don't have the capability to send pics by phone.
You can IM me if you're really that desperate to see, I guess. -- Black '98 Firebird Formula M6
Info/Pics: http://members.cardomain.com/tailwind
Posted By:
pawn65
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12-04-2007 @ 18:09:19 Reply | Top | Edit
this thread is totally useles without pics -- 2000 Zinc Yellow Mustang GT "Spring Feature" 1 of 917.
bassini x pip catback exhaust system, cai, 70mm tb, 3.73's, Raptors 245/45 ZR17's

Posted By:
blck89rs
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12-05-2007 @ 00:33:12 Reply | Top | Edit
steve im me and show me, since i dont have your sn  -- 1989 Mustang LX hatch ...
tubular front suspension , weight reduction and a few more odds and ends on the way 
Posted By:
BigMike
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12-06-2007 @ 01:11:36 Reply | Top | Edit
bigmike383ci@yahoo.com. no shame in lookin, lol -- 1994 Firebird Formula: 383ci stroker LT1, Eagle crank, Eagle SIR rods, SRP forged 16cc dished pistons, ported and polished LT1 heads, JW 700R4 transmission, JW 2500 stall converter, Moser 12-bolt rear end, 33 spline Moser axles, 3.73 gears, Eibach drag launch springs... 
Posted By:
sparky
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12-06-2007 @ 01:21:31 Reply | Top | Edit
How about just posting them -- -98 Z28
Posted By:
assbreeze
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12-06-2007 @ 07:48:09 Reply | Top | Edit
How about no?
Dan's the only one to IM me, he saw. I'm not actively sending them out, if you want them, you have to come to me when I'm on. -- Black '98 Firebird Formula M6
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