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What causes.... Posted By: BlueN2OCamZ On: 12-30-2007 @ 12:08:53 Reply | Edit swamp ass? I took a dump this morning at the station before I went out on patrol, and now my ass is all swampy. I know I wiped real good, so I didn't miss anything. I haven't even farted, so it's not a shart.  --   Posted By: Irishman930 On: 05-05-2006 @ 12:56:17 Reply | Top | Edit Dude this should not even be a topic.... 
just why? -- currently realy fukked up...but getting stroked to a 396..... 
Posted By: Sheridan On: 05-05-2006 @ 12:58:00 Reply | Top | Edit Well your rectum has two sphincters, the external one is skeletal muscle which you control, the inner one is smooth muscle wich is involuntary. My guess would be that some shit got trapped between the external and interal sphincters and even though you completly cleaned your external ass, there was shit left. So when you got up and sat down a couple times and some time went by,the internal sphincter remained constricted, but the outer one relaxed enough for some shit to slither out. Then it mixed with ass sweat and turned into a swampy mess. --  Posted By: BlueN2OCamZ On: 05-05-2006 @ 13:04:20 Reply | Top | Edit You could be on to something Frank. -- Posted By: 94RedFormula On: 05-05-2006 @ 13:38:12 Reply | Top | Edit  You guys are funny! --  94 Formula Patriot Red Metallic M6
  
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Jackie - Winchester, VA Posted By: Fattie On: 05-05-2006 @ 13:48:24 Reply | Top | Edit you know, this was a very good question  -- 
'96 Black Trans Am, M6, T-Tops, SLP Cold Air Intake...SOLD http://www.cardomain.com/profile/pat_anderson Posted By: camaro1986z28 On: 05-05-2006 @ 14:05:57 Reply | Top | Edit some things are just better left unsaid  -- 
The Dime---> http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2201247 The Z28-> http://www.cardomain.com/ride/268796 Posted By: tealformy94 On: 05-05-2006 @ 14:10:01 Reply | Top | Edit over here it is the nastiness they feed us.... they try and call it defac food... but in the states... dunno -- 
slp cai... and thats about it... (sig compliments of napoleon) Posted By: cmerc On: 05-05-2006 @ 14:47:26 Reply | Top | Edit But ya gotta admire some people for their openness. No pun intended Posted By: BlueN2OCamZ On: 05-05-2006 @ 15:06:54 Reply | Top | Edit Anybody know how to prevent shaving bumps on the balls? -- Posted By: Tyrel On: 05-05-2006 @ 15:20:28 Reply | Top | Edit Go too "The body shop" in the mall and get some of their mens shaving lotion, not the cream. That reduces bumps like no other, and it lasts a very long time. -- 06 Dodge 1500 QC 5.7 4x4- stock, staying that way. Posted By: BlueN2OCamZ On: 05-05-2006 @ 15:21:58 Reply | Top | Edit Cool, thanks. Nothing ruins my day better than razor burn on the sack. -- Posted By: HBHRacing On: 05-05-2006 @ 17:34:03 Reply | Top | Edit Aron, when you suspect the bag you found is cocaine, there are better ways to find out then to sniff it.. -- Owner of HBHRacing.com Xtreme performance products Click for new Fbody Tech Articles  Posted By: lflylow On: 05-05-2006 @ 17:36:44 Reply | Top | Edit  -- 
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2188280 http://www.myspace.com/mr95neon96ta Posted By: BlueN2OCamZ On: 05-05-2006 @ 17:40:49 Reply | Top | Edit No, I do the taste test. I hope to get the feeling back in my gums soon. -- Posted By: armyof1 On: 05-05-2006 @ 19:39:24 Reply | Top | Edit I use the wifes bikini nair. That works pretty well. But I am looking into laser hair removal. I use the bikini nair on pretty much every part of my body other than my legs head and eyebrows. --  Posted By: HBHRacing On: 05-05-2006 @ 19:40:23 Reply | Top | Edit you know Nancy.. they do make Nair for men. -- Owner of HBHRacing.com Xtreme performance products Click for new Fbody Tech Articles Posted By: blck89rs On: 05-05-2006 @ 20:31:28 Reply | Top | Edit its because you touch yourself at night! -- You can make any car fast with money but you cant make any car look or sound like it will tear your heart out, eat it and then bang your significant other. 
http://photobucket.com/albums/b373/fbm314 1978 malibu, 355, th350,3500stall, 4:56's, eaton posi, m/t e/t streets, 7.5" rear  Posted By: Tyrel On: 05-05-2006 @ 20:32:29 Reply | Top | Edit nair smellys funny and has estrogen in it. -- 06 Dodge 1500 QC 5.7 4x4- stock, staying that way. Posted By: Tainted On: 05-05-2006 @ 22:34:18 Reply | Top | Edit wipe the lube off your ass that should solve your problem-- 
1996 Z28 Camaro t tops A4 107k Miles More info At my cardomain site! http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2087747 Posted By: HBHRacing On: 05-05-2006 @ 22:49:01 Reply | Top | Edit do farts have lumps Aron? -- Owner of HBHRacing.com Xtreme performance products Click for new Fbody Tech Articles Posted By: GREENARROW On: 05-05-2006 @ 23:06:07 Reply | Top | Edit they're not lumps, they're chunks. -- GREENARROW  1st fbody - 87 Camaro 2.8, 2nd fbody - 96 TA (RIP)
http://www.cardomain.com/member_pages/view_page.pl?page_id=423456 http://www.myspace.com/sandzman28 "95" 6-speed convertible Z with some stuff, "06" Yamaha 50th Ann. R1 with alot of goodies Posted By: fastcop On: 05-06-2006 @ 01:00:00 Reply | Top | Edit i was talking to a close friend, Chuck Norris (some of you may know him), and he said the best way to get rid of public hair is to boil it off. although no one else can really stand the pain, Chuck Norris says it works better than nair. obviously he never tried it above the waist though. -- I DO NOT GO WHERE THE PATH LEADS, INSTEAD I MAKE MY OWN PATH... AND LEAVE A TRAIL!!! Posted By: LT4CamZ On: 05-06-2006 @ 05:10:35 Reply | Top | Edit Ok so this thread is funny as hell..But I must say Aron, you my friend are amazing. Actually after I use the man can I use cottonel whipes..however I usualy wrap my finger with it and go inside of my hole to prevent what happened to you.. -- True Pillar of Fbody.Com Green 96 Z28 LT4 HotCam, LT4 Springs, Transgo shifter, Flowmaster Exhaust, Custom CAI  Posted By: 1988irocz On: 05-06-2006 @ 06:47:19 Reply | Top | Edit ^ So you finger your self after you take a dump?  --  Posted By: Bigdreams On: 05-06-2006 @ 09:23:32 Reply | Top | Edit wrong... just wrong -- Tony There's no replacement for displacement, but I'm willing to try!!! '99 Firebird M4/Y87/3.42 posi/B&M Stage2 shift kit/lookingforcheapmod Posted By: LT4CamZ On: 05-06-2006 @ 10:55:42 Reply | Top | Edit ^ In a since I think you could say that..Hey man I can't have swamp ass.-- True Pillar of Fbody.Com Green 96 Z28 LT4 HotCam, LT4 Springs, Transgo shifter, Flowmaster Exhaust, Custom CAI Posted By: I8ASaleen On: 05-06-2006 @ 12:14:46 Reply | Top | Edit OMG WTF
-- 97 T/A Will never EVER be finished... SLP CAI (GREENARROW is the sh!t), edelbrock shorties, small stuff, and Bad driver mod. Posted By: Fattie On: 05-06-2006 @ 12:50:26 Reply | Top | Edit lol wow, this thread is ridiculous. hahaha --
'96 Black Trans Am, M6, T-Tops, SLP Cold Air Intake...SOLD http://www.cardomain.com/profile/pat_anderson Posted By: ryanfx On: 05-06-2006 @ 13:31:26 Reply | Top | Edit however I usualy wrap my finger with it and go inside of my hole to prevent what happened to you. i'm sure harlan wouldn't mind.. it can't hurt to ask. -- 
2001 Trans Am WS6 Black on Black PaceSetter LT's, TSP ORY,Borla catback, SLP lid !CAGS, Eibach pro-kit, Bilstein shocks, 5% tint all around Posted By: RoAdRaGe912 On: 05-06-2006 @ 20:57:17 Reply | Top | Edit i wonder what the people in my house will think when i bust out laughing next time i'm taking a dump --  Posted By: kingandrew On: 05-06-2006 @ 21:33:11 Reply | Top | Edit -- 
99 m6 Trans Am, Dynatech stainless steel longtubes, hypertech 160 deg thermo, dual cut-outs, SLP CAI. Highest mileage LS1 on fbody.com Posted By: GREENARROW On: 05-06-2006 @ 22:56:38 Reply | Top | Edit has the line been crossed or just erased? -- GREENARROW 1st fbody - 87 Camaro 2.8, 2nd fbody - 96 TA (RIP)
http://www.cardomain.com/member_pages/view_page.pl?page_id=423456 http://www.myspace.com/sandzman28 "95" 6-speed convertible Z with some stuff, "06" Yamaha 50th Ann. R1 with alot of goodies Posted By: HBHRacing On: 05-06-2006 @ 23:09:32 Reply | Top | Edit I haven't seen the line in years... -- Owner of HBHRacing.com Xtreme performance products Click for new Fbody Tech Articles Posted By: GREENARROW On: 05-07-2006 @ 02:21:59 Reply | Top | Edit Come to think of it, you're right! -- GREENARROW 1st fbody - 87 Camaro 2.8, 2nd fbody - 96 TA (RIP)
http://www.cardomain.com/member_pages/view_page.pl?page_id=423456 http://www.myspace.com/sandzman28 "95" 6-speed convertible Z with some stuff, "06" Yamaha 50th Ann. R1 with alot of goodies Posted By: BlueN2OCamZ On: 05-08-2006 @ 15:19:53 Reply | Top | Edit I think this turned out to be one of the best threads in a long time. -- Posted By: nolo325 On: 05-08-2006 @ 19:48:39 Reply | Top | Edit -- 
GOOD TIMES Posted By: superduty On: 05-08-2006 @ 20:03:57 Reply | Top | Edit OMG,
"Swamp Ass" "Sac Bumps" I laughed so hard, tears were rolling out. And I am at work. Do you have any idea how hard it is to laugh that hard and not be heard?!?!?! This is, the best thread is a while... Posted By: jumper297 On: 05-08-2006 @ 21:09:09 Reply | Top | Edit I think this turned out to be one of the best threads in a long time. agreed this thread reminded me of why we have an anything goes forum.-- 95 Formula 1 of 7,448 
"Life is too short to drive a slow car." Posted By: RoAdRaGe912 On: 05-08-2006 @ 23:04:08 Reply | Top | Edit -- Posted By: BlueN2OCamZ On: 07-01-2007 @ 12:45:53 Reply | Top | Edit So, now that summer is back upon us, the sweaty swamp ass has returned. It's never a problem until summer time.
-- Posted By: HBHRacing On: 07-01-2007 @ 13:11:35 Reply | Top | Edit It's because you need to change your under ware more then once a season.. -- Owner of HBHRacing.com Xtreme performance products Click for new Fbody Tech Articles  Posted By: tealformy94 On: 07-01-2007 @ 13:36:39 Reply | Top | Edit -- 
sig compliments of deadly z28 Fires Brigade 1/21 FA Posted By: 95ttoplt1 On: 07-01-2007 @ 13:39:55 Reply | Top | Edit Probably the tail end of a beer shit. --  Posted By: camaro1986z28 On: 07-01-2007 @ 13:52:28 Reply | Top | Edit --
The Dime---> http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2201247 The Z28-> http://www.cardomain.com/ride/268796 Posted By: deadly_z28 On: 07-01-2007 @ 14:26:04 Reply | Top | Edit i get swamp ass every day cuzz i shave my ass and all, shit sweats easy when its all nice and smooth. also im to impatient to wipe all the way so i just do a few wipes and leave the rest in there for later lol -- 432rwhp/401rwtq 
fuck, should i go running then study or slack and not to either or study and not run or run then not study-ME Posted By: 95ttoplt1 On: 07-01-2007 @ 14:39:26 Reply | Top | Edit Is this swamp-ass accompanied by a case of Monkey Butt? Seems I get monkey butt more than swamp ass. But I like spicey food which I think contributes to this problem. -- Posted By: BlueN2OCamZ On: 07-01-2007 @ 15:54:57 Reply | Top | Edit Is monkey butt when it feels like your ass is inside out? If so, then no. Oh, and I know it's not the end of a beer shit. I quit drinking...or at least I am taking a break anyway. -- [ Edited on 07/01/2007 @ 15:56:17 ] Posted By: LeadFootedRacer On: 07-01-2007 @ 16:17:02 Reply | Top | Edit what is monkey butt? i'm trying really hard to follow this thread. i guess you could say ya learn something new everyday! --  
1987 Trans Am -- 305 TPI -- 383 soon -- Flowmaster Muffler -- 16x8 ARE wheels -- Flowtech Shorties & Y -- Spohn LCA's -- Posi 3:73's (all soon) 1984 Firebird -- Tubbed -- M/T 31x18.5x15 on 15x15 Weld ProStars -- Big Block Plans Posted By: 95ttoplt1 On: 07-01-2007 @ 16:44:46 Reply | Top | Edit Monkey butt is that terrible raw buring sensation that feels like a midget is following you around with a tiki torch on your grommet. -- Posted By: bobgodd On: 07-02-2007 @ 01:14:19 Reply | Top | Edit I must have king kong butt then.. --   Posted By: thebird1996 On: 07-02-2007 @ 01:48:11 Reply | Top | Edit well i guess all of this could be solved if noone ever shit or shved their ass/sack -- 1996 Pontiac Trans Am Red Bone Stock!  Posted By: Rynb15 On: 07-02-2007 @ 11:00:19 Reply | Top | Edit To help some people out here, Got this from Urban Dictionary 1. swamp ass An unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. A generally uncomfortable, unwipable ass. The only cure is gold bond. 2. monkey butt on a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day -- Sold 
95 Black Z28,M6,Hooker shorty headers, Hooker 3inch catback, flowtech cutout, Spec stage 3 clutch,K&N Cai,Granatelli Maf,1LE Inatke Elbow, airfoil, 160 degree thermostat,LT4 KM, MSD wires,NGK TR6 plugs,short throw shifter,NX wet kit 100 shot, MSD window switch, N.O.S. purge  Posted By: 95ttoplt1 On: 07-02-2007 @ 11:34:38 Reply | Top | Edit Don't shave my ass-sack and I still get the monkey butt, not the swamp-ass so much though -- Posted By: LeadFootedRacer On: 07-02-2007 @ 13:34:31 Reply | Top | Edit if you guys werent so into siihp, then you wouldn't worry about most of these things. :lol --
1987 Trans Am -- 305 TPI -- 383 soon -- Flowmaster Muffler -- 16x8 ARE wheels -- Flowtech Shorties & Y -- Spohn LCA's -- Posi 3:73's (all soon) 1984 Firebird -- Tubbed -- M/T 31x18.5x15 on 15x15 Weld ProStars -- Big Block Plans Posted By: hotrodbob38 On: 07-02-2007 @ 21:28:39 Reply | Top | Edit the only thing funnier than this thread is that the girls on this site actually read this..lol.. I hope this doesnt ruin anyones chances of gettin some.. Posted By: ThumperNC24 On: 07-02-2007 @ 23:15:27 Reply | Top | Edit oh my god, I didn't see this when it was first created but it is the best thread ever created. I am actually howling over here, this is amazing. -- http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2210351 
Hooker Cat-Back, BMR STB, 1LE Front Sway Bar, MTI CAI w/K&N Cone Filter '94 Nissan Sentra 5spd <- the Race Car, i just keep the Formy for shits and giggles Posted By: bobgodd On: 07-03-2007 @ 00:22:45 Reply | Top | Edit Sometimes I find myself extremely unsatisfied with the wipe and just jump in the shower. -- Posted By: roubenbird On: 07-03-2007 @ 01:01:26 Reply | Top | Edit so are either one of these related to hoopnut? Also know as Ball Gravy... Thats when you nuts and ass just get really sweaty and slip and slide off one another and basically throw your day off until you wipe the sweat off. I get that a lot at work. i think that boxers don't help much though. Its the same as swamp ass just with out the shit. -- 
WS6 3o5 TBI 88' Formula, 670cfm Holley Projection Throttle Body Holley Projection Intake Mainfold, Underdrive Pulley,Dual Snorkle & Factory Cowl Induction,now with short straight pipes, UMI Subframe connectors, Fourth Gen seats, Three row Radiator, Posi rear end (2.73),TPI heads, 1.6 roller rockers 15.543 @ 88.21mph Posted By: BlueN2OCamZ On: 11-15-2009 @ 13:58:29 Reply | Top | Edit Sorry, but this was too good not to bring back up -- 
Posted By: stevethepirate On: 11-15-2009 @ 14:54:52 Reply | Top | Edit Woah Woah Woah -- 
<3<3<3<3 Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 11-15-2009 @ 14:59:06 Reply | Top | Edit all these members are gone though
--  Posted By: snuffles On: 11-15-2009 @ 15:15:06 Reply | Top | Edit ^Yea, kind of depressing. But this definitely was an epic thread.
I actually lol'd every time I checked it. -- 
"give me 2-3 mins and she will be having to use adult diapers for the rest of her life ." -Chin0 ryanfx owns me Posted By: ryanfx On: 11-15-2009 @ 16:03:37 Reply | Top | Edit LOOLOLLOL I started reading this and was like this sounds awful familiar.. --
2001 Trans Am WS6 Black on Black...on Black PaceSetter LT's, TSP catted Y,Borla catback, SLP lid !CAGS, Eibach pro-kit, Bilstein shocks, 5% tint all around Posted By: Fury_786 On: 11-15-2009 @ 16:15:20 Reply | Top | Edit god i remember this one -- 
2001 SS 1 of 547 - Few mods  - Me
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Posted By: hotrodbob38 On: 11-15-2009 @ 16:44:44 Reply | Top | Edit "Monkey butt is that terrible raw buring sensation that feels like a midget is following you around with a tiki torch on your grommet" I laughed so hard I spit my drink out! Posted By: BlueN2OCamZ On: 11-15-2009 @ 16:49:33 Reply | Top | Edit ^ lol -- Posted By: jjdynomite 
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One of the funniest in a long time! lol -- lsxltx.com Posted By: armyof1 On: 11-16-2009 @ 00:20:17 Reply | Top | Edit Wow this makes me feel old on here. I never realize how long I have been on here. I definitely remember this thread being made. -- Posted By: assbreeze On: 11-16-2009 @ 00:36:34 Reply | Top | Edit It was only three and a half years ago. -- crunk is the antichrist. Posted By: Tyrel On: 11-16-2009 @ 10:58:59 Reply | Top | Edit this thread is still relatively new. The stuff from 02 or 03 was pure gold. --  Posted By: BlueN2OCamZ On: 11-16-2009 @ 20:24:48 Reply | Top | Edit I can't believe I've been on this site for so long... what's it been, like almost 10 years? --
Posted By: drauka On: 11-16-2009 @ 21:12:43 Reply | Top | Edit I was just skimming and thought it was weird that none of these people post anymore. i remember I came here around 02-03 and posts like this were like 10 a day. Awesome. Very awesome. -- '99 T/A Pewter A4 - SLP Lid, SLP LM, Pacesetter LT's, ORY, Trans-go HD2, !emissions, Tuned by Frost, Custom Floormats! 12.98@108.35 
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