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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-05-2009 @ 23:54:29         Reply | Edit
Welcome back from Jim's temp ban of the entire site

I'm at home right now, doing nothing, waiting for my graveyard shift to start.
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roubenbird: Thanks, I was unaware.
I guess the rolling eyes still didn't
portray my sarcasim.


Posted By: 94RedFormula On: 10-06-2009 @ 00:20:42     Reply | Top | Edit
I hate it when that happens, but I did get a lot accomplished today!

Have fun with the graveyard shift, I'm gonna be sleeping.


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Posted By: armyof1 On: 10-06-2009 @ 00:22:04     Reply | Top | Edit
Im at home trying to go to sleep after getting 7 hours of sleep the last 4 days. The last "decent" nights rest i had was thursday.
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Posted By: ThumperNC24 On: 10-06-2009 @ 00:32:06     Reply | Top | Edit
I just finished my fluids hw and am chilling out but trying to get on campus by like 9:30 tomorrow....even though I don't have class til 1:30 I need to get shit done and could use some T.A. help

ME @ Purdue = hard and painful.
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Posted By: Jeremiah On: 10-06-2009 @ 00:42:51     Reply | Top | Edit
What do you call the shift I'm working? I went in at 6am, took a lunch at 11am, then worked til 10pm, went home, ate, back on the computer remoted into the office by 11pm...not sure if I'll go to bed or not since I have to be back for 5am
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Posted By: stevethepirate On: 10-06-2009 @ 00:43:53     Reply | Top | Edit
I have to wake up early to drive back to school after a long weekend. Its going to be rough.
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Posted By: Fattie On: 10-06-2009 @ 00:48:17     Reply | Top | Edit
i am just sittin here now, it's pretty boring. probably going to bed soon


so i bought some claritin d for the first time tonight. have this weak cold that is basically just the runny/stuffy itchy eye bullshit...yeah well claritin isn't really living up to the hype i thought it had. i'm annoyed with it.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-06-2009 @ 00:51:36     Reply | Top | Edit
I'm conflicted.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-06-2009 @ 00:52:41     Reply | Top | Edit
But hopefully I'll make it to the gym tomorrow...for the first time in two weeks. Shit, I can't believe how lazy I've been.

I hope that'll help with the conflicted-ness.
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-06-2009 @ 02:17:02     Reply | Top | Edit
^Please, have a seat, whats this confliction about?


Jeremiah, that shift is called divorce: Slow down
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Former ride: 531RWHP/477RWTQ
roubenbird: Thanks, I was unaware.
I guess the rolling eyes still didn't
portray my sarcasim.


Posted By: 1988irocz On: 10-06-2009 @ 03:13:03     Reply | Top | Edit


Am I the only one up drinking after a Monday night game?
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-06-2009 @ 03:14:55     Reply | Top | Edit
another late night pongo?
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Posted By: mpellafbody On: 10-06-2009 @ 03:18:31     Reply | Top | Edit
so about a week ago I tried to do brakes on my sisters old car (97 cutlass) I found out her dumbass friend who had the wheels off didn't tighten down the lugnuts all the way! btw I noticed it had a very bad death wobble I just thought she had hit a curb and bent a wheel. no he had the lugnuts so lose that on the driver side every god damn stud and nut is fucked! and the passenger side is much better. after that I said fuck this car I'm done for awhile

so today I tried to replace the studs and found out that you can't change the studs on that car without pulling off the hub! so I searched for about 2 hours for a socket that would fit that big ass nut to no avail so I gave up, I got to go to the parts store again tomorrow.

anyone want to buy a 97 cutlass? it's shiny as hell now lol.... but I did buff it 5 times.

anyone know who created front wheel drive? I want to go back in time and kill them.
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-06-2009 @ 03:18:49     Reply | Top | Edit
Indeed sir. 7 hours and 5 minutes to go!
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Former ride: 531RWHP/477RWTQ
roubenbird: Thanks, I was unaware.
I guess the rolling eyes still didn't
portray my sarcasim.


Posted By: crunkmaro On: 10-06-2009 @ 03:19:36     Reply | Top | Edit
homework ftl.


fattie: take benedryl. you need a stronger antihistamine. claritin is more used for seasonal allergies (daily or other semi-regular use) and won't work as fast as most people would like. Also, the decongestant is not going to help the runny nose. Take some benedryl, it'll dry up the runny nose, help with the itchy eyes and whatnot.
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Posted By: 2piececrank On: 08-01-2009 @ 00:00:56 Reply | Top | Edit
Sarav, how hard is it to follow Nietzsche? I read Machiavelli's The Prince earlier this year, and the only thing that was clear was to not trust mercenary infantry while fighting on the peninsula.

Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-06-2009 @ 06:17:33     Reply | Top | Edit
Am I the only one up drinking after a Monday night game?


Nope. I was, that's why I passed out early.

I really doubt you guys want to hear about the conflictedness, it's pretty Tyrel. So, I'll leave you with this, which isn't:


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[ Edited on 10/06/2009 @ 06:45:57 ]

Posted By: GOATS2QUICK On: 10-06-2009 @ 07:54:47     Reply | Top | Edit
good morning .
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-06-2009 @ 23:30:11     Reply | Top | Edit
So I was at work tonight. My personal line rings, and I pick up.

"Steve?"

Yeah.

"Hey, It's Jenny. You busy?"

Not particularly.

"OK, well, can you do me a favor?"

Sure, what's up?

"How old are you, are you married, do you have kids?"

...uh, what?

"You didn't hear me?"

No, I did...I'm 26, I'm single, and I don't have kids...why?

"There's someone interested in you. I'll call you later."

Five minutes later my phone rings again.

"Steve?"

Yeah Jenny, what is it?

"The girl from before, her name's Megan, she works over in Sky. She wants to Facebook you later, see if you accept or decline her as a friend."

Seriously? That's kind of juvenile, don't you think? Is there any reason she can't just stop by and say hi instead of asking you to talk to me and going through this Facebook bullshit?

"Just play along. Stop by Sky and look for her if you want."

Fine, whatever.

Ten minutes pass, and I had a feeling this girl was needy/psycho already, so I pulled out my phone and loaded up text Facebook. Yep, friend request already there. Unfortunately I can't see pics from my phone because it sucks, so I ignore it for now. It wasn't until a lot later that I wondered exactly how the hell this chick who I've never met found me since she didn't know my last name (neither does Jenny who I talked to on the phone.) She must've psycho-stalked me in the employee directory or something.

Anyway, four hours pass, I'm done with work. Screw looking for this chick, I'm going home.

I get home, pull up the laptop, and what do I see?

A fat chick.

Figures. I knew damn well she wasn't hot from the stupid approach and the whole thing reeking of desperation, but meh. Still disappointing. I guess I'm going to have to use the old "I'm still hung up on someone and I don't really want to get involved with anyone, sorry" excuse.
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Posted By: 94RedFormula On: 10-06-2009 @ 23:40:44     Reply | Top | Edit
Steve, you have the best stories! LOL
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-07-2009 @ 00:40:59     Reply | Top | Edit
I don't know Jackie, I guess I'm a magnet for this kind of stuff.

Speaking of which, the other night I was at the bar with some friends after bowling. Molly (also known as the girl I really liked that was all into my shit when I was unemployed but turned me down after I got a job) was also there. She was sitting next to me at one point and my buddy Kyle was directly across the table. Kyle and I started talking about two girls we met at the beach a while back, and Molly suddenly seemed to get real interested in our conversation, and leaned over on me and nearly put her head on my shoulder.

I stopped where I was, looked over and said "can I help you?" She leaned back and turned the other way. We continued on with our conversation (which was nothing serious, neither of us have seen the girls since that day,) but the entire time she had her ear turned toward us. At one point later on I also caught her glancing a few times at me when I was across the table, among a few other things.

What's up with women? If she's suddenly interested in me again I'm going to want to kick her in the babymaker, because I JUST got over all the shit from before.
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Posted By: 1988irocz On: 10-07-2009 @ 00:50:28     Reply | Top | Edit
I get the same crap Steve. I am a very large man at 6'2" 270lbs. So these girls will come up to me and say, "I have got the perfect girl for you" and run off to grab them. Then they come back with a fat chick. Like somehow the fact that I am big and they are big makes us the perfect fucking match. My last girlfriend was 5'4" 110 pounds thank you, and the others have all been quite close to that.

Or how about the girl who is currently all over my nuts trying to get me to hit it everytime her boyfriend is out of town. The worst, her boyfriend is a pretty cool mother fucker.

Or how about the girl who pretended to be interested in me while we were partners on a class project because she thought I would do all the work for her, (which I did, because I wanted to pass the class) and then I didn't hear a word from her for three months, until she wanted something.

We all go through it, eventually it pays off.
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-07-2009 @ 02:26:17     Reply | Top | Edit
Its always the fat ones. Random setups like that are always fat. The problem is, that as a guy (and no matter how realistic you are), in the back of your mind you think "hey maybe shes a pornstar that has troubles meeting guys..."

Thats how it works. But next time you are in a situation where she is trying to listen in, start going off on a way nasty tangent--and if she hasnt run out of the place disgusted you might wanna give her another chance.

Man I like my last semester at school, we had this fuckin slack ass bastard in our three person group... I bitched the guy out after he super flaked at the end, but then came the goods. The professor passed around a peer eval sheet which would could grade our group members The other partner and I were happy to see those come along
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Former ride: 531RWHP/477RWTQ
roubenbird: Thanks, I was unaware.
I guess the rolling eyes still didn't
portray my sarcasim.


Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-07-2009 @ 02:38:49     Reply | Top | Edit
I would like nothing more than to give this girl another chance. The problem is, if she gives me the run around or puts me in the friend zone again, I may just go upside her head with a barstool right then and there.

I was forced to shave my facial hair today because I slipped when trimming. I don't grow very good facial hair, but I think I look like a tool without any at all...maybe I'm just not used to it or I need a haircut or something.
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Posted By: chevytrucker On: 10-07-2009 @ 02:39:26     Reply | Top | Edit
I love those group member evaluation sheets. In a group for one of my classes somebody missed probably half of our group meetings, didn't do any work, then luckily missed the class where we did those evaluations. We were sitting together as a group, and we all pretty much said that person did no work whatsoever. Never talked to her again, but I'm pretty sure she failed the class. And I don't feel the least bit sorry for her.
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Posted By: 1988irocz On: 10-07-2009 @ 02:41:29     Reply | Top | Edit
I wish something like that had been passed out, that would have been great.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-07-2009 @ 02:49:27     Reply | Top | Edit
On a completely different note, I'm on a nu-metal kick. No idea why. Downloaded about a hundred songs today, gonna have to update the MP3 player.

You know what song, for a chick-tune, is actually pretty cool? The Boy Is Mine, by Monica & Brandy. The idea of two hot women being all cunty and fighting over a dude is pretty cool. I guess it's got a good beat, too.

That's probably pretty tyrel of me.
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-07-2009 @ 02:52:32     Reply | Top | Edit
Its sounds pretty tyrel to me too. Actually it doesnt, I just wanted to use that name, in that nature again. My music spectrum is extremely broad.

Oh and give the no facial hair thing might work for you, but if you have shagy hair than you might need a little balance.
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Former ride: 531RWHP/477RWTQ
roubenbird: Thanks, I was unaware.
I guess the rolling eyes still didn't
portray my sarcasim.


Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-07-2009 @ 02:59:06     Reply | Top | Edit
I don't. I'm sporting a buzzcut now, although it could probably use a refresh.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-07-2009 @ 03:02:03     Reply | Top | Edit
I went on a kick about a year ago replacing the word "suck" in everyday sentences with the word "Mets", just like we're doing with gay and tyrel.

"You know what really Mets? The Mets."

"Work Metsed today, can't wait to go home."

"Dude Mets me off and shut the fuck up."
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[ Edited on 10/07/2009 @ 03:02:43 ]

Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-07-2009 @ 03:07:21     Reply | Top | Edit
Kinda like, Tyrel is so tyrel that he Metsed every guy on the Mets?
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Former ride: 531RWHP/477RWTQ
roubenbird: Thanks, I was unaware.
I guess the rolling eyes still didn't
portray my sarcasim.


Posted By: Sheridan On: 10-07-2009 @ 03:17:19     Reply | Top | Edit
Another late night here. I've been up playing the guitar for the past hour, realizing of course that I still suck at it.

The women posts in this thread are a good read, it's crazy how no matter where you are in the US it's the same bullshit.

What really drives me crazy is this: Ok I'm not overweight, I'm in decent shape, have a decent job, decent car, house, etc. I have a good sense of humor, good at socializing, hanging out with new people, even public speaking scenarios, etc. I have hobbies, I'm good at cooking, financially responsible, nonsmoker, no drugs, I have never been divorced, no kids. Yet when my coworkers mention some girl that "you should go on a date with...", the girl is NONE of these things!!! I mean they will try to hook me up with girls older than me with 3 kids, no college education, shitty job, fat or otherwise horribly unattractive that smoke like a fucking freight train going up a hill, and has slept with half the hospital that I work in.

I've even gotten to the point of saying "why would I date this girl? Didn't you see my ex that I was with for 5 years?! Do you think I'm going to be attracted to that?" Which of course makes them stutter around and the assume I'm "shallow".

Gotta love it when your "friends" try to play matchmaker.
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-07-2009 @ 03:24:27     Reply | Top | Edit
Thats because "matchmakers" never look both way before crossing.

"Oh I can hook my loser friend up with a catch, might as well give it a try. Who the fuck cares if they are nearly incompatible, I get to play MATCHMAKER WEEEEEE!!!"
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Former ride: 531RWHP/477RWTQ
roubenbird: Thanks, I was unaware.
I guess the rolling eyes still didn't
portray my sarcasim.


Posted By: 1988irocz On: 10-07-2009 @ 04:01:06     Reply | Top | Edit
Agreed Sheridan, it's seems to be enough that you are both single and looking for your friends to call it a match. I wouldn't be offended if a friend tried to hook me up with someone who was overweight, if they had a reason like, she has a killer sense of humor, she is just like you, you remind me of her, some thought being put into would be nice.

What makes me feel nice is, I am overweight, I can't cook, I'm horrible with money, I did smoke (month three of no cigarettes) and someone who is all those things I'm not has the same problems I do. Kind of makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Thank god for internet porn.
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-07-2009 @ 05:13:42     Reply | Top | Edit
guys are still awake? i thought i was the only one

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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-07-2009 @ 05:30:55     Reply | Top | Edit
Yup!
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Former ride: 531RWHP/477RWTQ
roubenbird: Thanks, I was unaware.
I guess the rolling eyes still didn't
portray my sarcasim.


Posted By: RoAdRaGe912 On: 10-07-2009 @ 05:38:15     Reply | Top | Edit
I'm stuck on my nights schedule after working 7, so I was only able to sleep from about 9 pm to 1 am and now i'm just wasting time...
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Posted By: Sheridan On: 10-07-2009 @ 10:02:13     Reply | Top | Edit
Man this morning came too quick. Between not getting sleep and working out last night at 10pm my body doesn't want to go to work now. Hope this coffee makes a major difference.
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Posted By: cmerc On: 10-07-2009 @ 10:23:07     Reply | Top | Edit
I get to play MATCHMAKER WEEEEEE!!!"

make me a match then please
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-07-2009 @ 13:26:23     Reply | Top | Edit
Whenever someone brings up the "shallow" card when I mention I'm not attracted to huge women, I present this argument:

"Listen, I'm about 155lbs. If you're trying to hook me up with someone who's well over two bills, that's at the very least a 33% increase. I'm a smaller guy, I don't like big women, sorry. Hook your friend up with some massive dude pushing 350 and see how they feel about it."

I'm not some adonis of physical perfection, but I keep myself in decent shape, and sorry, physical attraction matters. I'm someone who'll take a girl with an amazing body and a "meh" face over someone with cute looks but who's sloppy looking. Just the way I am, it doesn't make me shallow. Thank you, come again.
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Posted By: Sheridan On: 10-07-2009 @ 19:41:30     Reply | Top | Edit
Steve I have my own little conversation I will start in that case.

I tell them about my friends brother. He is Thai, and soaking wet might weigh 130lbs and is my height. He won't look at a girl if she isn't 180lbs or more. He just finds thin girls unattractive. So I use him as the example. I say "I'm not saying everyone has to be a model, just that THOSE TWO people in the relationship have to be attracted to each other". This usually gets me a break. If it's a big girl that's arguing with me I will say "would you like a guy who is 120lbs?" and they usually say no they like bigger tall guys in good shape.

The thing is girls are just into physical attraction as much as men, and a person size or shape seems to have no effect on what type of person they think they can/should get, but it's taboo to talk about it. Stupid in my opinion, so I go ahead and talk about it
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-08-2009 @ 00:06:57     Reply | Top | Edit
Today was my Friday at work. I didn't hear a peep about the shenanigans from yesterday, thank christ.

Friday I fix my brakes...well, I don't know if fix is the correct term, seeing as they're not broken (just really worn out,) but regardless. It'll be nice to be able to stop again without having to, you know, fear for my life.

Slowly but surely I'm crossing car problems off the list. They tend to gather up when you're unemployed for extended stretches twice in a two-year period.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-08-2009 @ 00:07:50     Reply | Top | Edit
Oh fuck yeah, I just remembered I bought a huge box of Pop Tarts the other day.

I'm going to eat them all tonight.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-08-2009 @ 00:11:37     Reply | Top | Edit
My roommate ate four of them, that bastard.

I'm gonna drink his tequila. Wait, that's my tequila. I'm gonna drink his milk...then drink my tequila. While eating the rest of the Pop Tarts.

This should be fun.
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-08-2009 @ 00:45:44     Reply | Top | Edit
MMmmmmm, Tequila with a Milk Back, my favorite.

I was at Costco today and decided to be adventurous. I bought an entire case of "Pumpkin Beer" which was a real gamble. Its one thing to buy a sixer of different beer, but a case?! Well its actually pretty damn good Its not the kinda stuff you're gonna go on a binger with since its flavoring is pretty potent, but thats why I also bought a case of Heineken.
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Former ride: 531RWHP/477RWTQ
roubenbird: Thanks, I was unaware.
I guess the rolling eyes still didn't
portray my sarcasim.


Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-08-2009 @ 03:04:15     Reply | Top | Edit
I don't feel good.
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-08-2009 @ 03:09:39     Reply | Top | Edit
^ diddo, i have had a mygrain and allergy's. been just sitting up playing old school Zelda
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Posted By: Jeremiah On: 10-08-2009 @ 03:48:46     Reply | Top | Edit
Up working again..not sure if I'll be going to bed this time.
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Posted By: 94RedFormula On: 10-08-2009 @ 09:22:40     Reply | Top | Edit
*hugs Chimpy*
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Posted By: Sheridan On: 10-08-2009 @ 10:53:47     Reply | Top | Edit
Schlafly pumpkin beer is among the best beers I've ever had
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-08-2009 @ 15:21:28     Reply | Top | Edit
You know, whenever someone brings up the word "moral", all I can think is "more oral".

Does that make me a bad person?
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Posted By: 97TransAm On: 10-08-2009 @ 19:30:26     Reply | Top | Edit
I just felt a bowel movement....
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-08-2009 @ 21:44:35     Reply | Top | Edit
No, in fact it makes you a great person, and ever greater than that is having Wing chime in directly after you. Even though Wing made no reference to you, having hit post next to yours makes you blessed. …which is why I'm going hurry up and get this post in, so I too can also be next to his bowel movement.
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Former ride: 531RWHP/477RWTQ
roubenbird: Thanks, I was unaware.
I guess the rolling eyes still didn't
portray my sarcasim.


Posted By: GOATS2QUICK On: 10-08-2009 @ 22:06:40     Reply | Top | Edit
lucky you.
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Posted By: GOATS2QUICK On: 10-09-2009 @ 23:45:28     Reply | Top | Edit
wekin nights, again. and two more to go. weird how things change, at the start of the year, my employer was crying, its bad!!!. cut backs on hours, no payraise, no bonus, no coffee!!!WTF!
and a week off, unpaid furlow.
now i cant hardly get a day off it seems.
werk, werk, werk, werk. so much for my recession.
i guess its a good thing when i have to put in for vacation just to get some time off. that spool isnt going to install itself!
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Posted By: Jeremiah On: 10-09-2009 @ 23:50:57     Reply | Top | Edit
Put in almost 60 hours Monday through Thursday and took today off to stay at home because my son was sick...I'm working now to finish up some stuff. Plus I fit in about 20 hours a week on average(mostly weekends) for my own clients.
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-10-2009 @ 00:48:15     Reply | Top | Edit
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cadillac-CTS-V-2004-ONE-OF-A-KIND-TURNS-HEADS_W0QQitemZ250510480854QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item3a539695d6#ht_500wt_975

so i was sniffing around and i saw this bad ass Cts-v.


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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-10-2009 @ 01:13:28     Reply | Top | Edit
God I suck at mechanical work.

Fail: Spending 15 minutes wondering exactly why the fuck you can't get the rear rotors off until you realize you left the e-brake engaged.

Fail: Spending 15 minutes wondering why the fuck the shims don't fit when you're trying to fit the fronts on the rear brakes.

Fail: One box of rear pads. Two ever-so-slightly larger pads, two ever-so-slightly smaller ones (the only real difference I could see is a small hump on top of the pad.) The fail is putting the two smaller ones on the driver side, then (again) spending 15 minutes wondering exactly why the fuck the remaining two don't fit on the passenger when it's supposed to be one of each on each side.

Jesus. Now I'm glad I decided not to work with cars for a living, I would've gone bankrupt. However, I now have good brakes again. I can stop without it being an adventure, I'd almost forgotten what that's like.
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Posted By: Sheridan On: 10-10-2009 @ 01:15:09     Reply | Top | Edit
I'm up TOO LATE. I got off work at 8pm tonight and started vacation; I'm off till the 20th. Tomorrow I drive to Danville IL, stay the night then drive with friends from there to Chicago to stay till Wed. I'm just going to explore the city, and see some sights.

So now I'm up at 12:30 doing laundry that I started at 9...five loads, and I'm still packing. Plus my house isn't too neat, and when I come back home Thursday friends are coming with me from IL. Then friday it's a big Thai supper for my friends here at the house. Gonna be a busy vacation it looks like
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Posted By: Jeremiah On: 10-10-2009 @ 01:15:20     Reply | Top | Edit
I really hate it when people list off their mods with prices to justify the price of their car..lol
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-10-2009 @ 01:20:05     Reply | Top | Edit
What's the point of a vacation if you're busy the entire time? Aren't you going to come back more tired than when you left?

I love vacations where I can sit around and not do shit for a week or two. That's the best.
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-10-2009 @ 01:34:43     Reply | Top | Edit
i want a Thai dinner.
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Posted By: fergymoto On: 10-10-2009 @ 01:49:33     Reply | Top | Edit
8=d

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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-10-2009 @ 01:54:23     Reply | Top | Edit
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/SUPRA-1000000HP_W0QQitemZ220492527163QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item335660f63b&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245#ht_500wt_975

lol its got 100,0000HP in a Na
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Posted By: Fury_786 On: 10-10-2009 @ 02:37:08     Reply | Top | Edit
theres vids of tha black ctsv on youtube getting boned by a stock, ebay turbo honda

fukk that garbage
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-10-2009 @ 02:46:46     Reply | Top | Edit
^ lol wait thats the same one? that honda was gay and drive was a rice fag. They both go to those stupid rice killers meets. i think the person who dives it is a spoiled little frisco tool. if thats the same one he drive a 07 viper also i believe.


fury i think you should have been behind the wheel or anyone who can DRIVE a ls1 beside a rich little brat.
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Posted By: kindaquick On: 10-10-2009 @ 10:14:15     Reply | Top | Edit
This post is freakin hilarious. I don't usually post much, but Jackie is right, Steve's stories are great.

No comment on the women side of things. I'm happily married to someone exactly like me in a female body. All around great person. So...if I end up fucking this one up, I won't even try to find someone again. Sad, but extremely true.
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Posted By: Sheridan On: 10-10-2009 @ 10:35:51     Reply | Top | Edit
Steve most of my vacations are literally doing nothing. Lately though doing nothing has been a bummer for me, at least when I am in Mexico Mo with nothing to do. Driving isn't too much of a strain on me cause I'm constantly listening to music and thinking about life on long trips which relaxes me. So getting to IL will be enjoyable and relaxing, then my friend drives the rest of the trip so I'll be just along for the ride.

The Chicago part should be relaxing, just sight seeing and eating a ton of great food is my only plan. Oh that and seeing how much beer I can consume at my old age

Now the cooking part here will be a little stressful but I enjoy the pressure sometimes, plus 2 of the people eating won't have ever had Thai which is a nice challenge.

However, I have a lot of vacation time to burn between now and the end of the year so once the snow starts falling I'll be taking some days to just chill
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Posted By: Jeremiah On: 10-10-2009 @ 11:25:31     Reply | Top | Edit
I am from Maine. A lot of people here don't understand why I like to go up there for vacation every summer. Our family cottage is in the middle of nowhere and I can just go sit outside and over look the lake or just open the windows and nap on the porch or something. That is the most relaxing vacation.


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Posted By: Fury_786 On: 10-10-2009 @ 14:14:38     Reply | Top | Edit
chimp, you're right...but i picked one of the baddest cars on the road to start off already

my step mom drives a ctsv...much like jeremiah, but hers is purple
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Posted By: Jeremiah On: 10-10-2009 @ 15:34:57     Reply | Top | Edit
^ That is so cool that your step mom drives a V.

I can't wait to start tearing into mine. I really wish the rear end didnt suck so bad on my car because its got the trap speed and power for 12's if everyone wasn't so scared to launch it. One the first things I do will be to upgrade the clutch hydrolics and probably the rear and then make some "stock motor" runs with drag radials. I keep the 60's around 2.1 right now to be safe.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-10-2009 @ 23:58:22     Reply | Top | Edit
God I hope I don't run into that fat chick from work.

10,000 people, and I know with my luck she's going to be around the first corner I turn tomorrow morning.
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-11-2009 @ 00:43:00     Reply | Top | Edit
...with her twin.
BOOOOM BATTA BOOM BATTA BOOM BATTA BOOM!
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-11-2009 @ 01:02:25     Reply | Top | Edit
Steve ,come on now. Offer her a snack that she can not refuse and lined it with some sort of laxative, or place it in street were she will will feed and get smacked by a car. I mean she sounds like a very hungry women. Snack time must be her favorite part of the day.
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Posted By: 94RedFormula On: 10-11-2009 @ 01:41:28     Reply | Top | Edit
...with my luck she's going to be around the first corner I turn tomorrow morning.


Steve, I hope that doesn't happen...
BUT if it does, that would make a hell of a story!
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Posted By: hurley_21_07 On: 10-11-2009 @ 02:38:11     Reply | Top | Edit
Hehe I am the only one on at 1:45CST!

Dan
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Posted By: GOATS2QUICK On: 10-11-2009 @ 03:16:29     Reply | Top | Edit
cause i can.
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-11-2009 @ 03:16:44     Reply | Top | Edit
think again hurley.
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Posted By: Fury_786 On: 10-11-2009 @ 11:47:31     Reply | Top | Edit
you need a 9" jeremiah...id really love to put a jag quick change under mine...getting tired of my 9"
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-11-2009 @ 19:45:11     Reply | Top | Edit
What a shitty day.

Meh. I really could use something going my way soon, all these disappointments are really starting to get to me.
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-11-2009 @ 19:57:41     Reply | Top | Edit

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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-11-2009 @ 20:29:07     Reply | Top | Edit
It's true that when you're a little bummed that thinking about what you have and not what you don't helps a little. You know what else bothers me, though? People that insist on shoving in everyone else's faces about how awesome their lives are and how happy they are, even though you know damn well that they're miserable (a lot more so than you,) have a head full of questions that are all lacking answers, and likely want to change everything they can.

People usually don't want to hear you complain, but they sure as shit don't want to hear you brag, especially when it's about a bunch of fabrications.

I think I'm going to go lose myself in a video game or something for a few hours. That usually does the trick.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-11-2009 @ 21:04:17     Reply | Top | Edit
i see you pongo.

My Caps Lock Button Is Broken

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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-11-2009 @ 21:04:40     Reply | Top | Edit
Dammit, my caps lock button isn't broken.

That filter is so Tyrel.
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-11-2009 @ 21:09:27     Reply | Top | Edit
Yeah I'm lurking around, too much to respond to... so here is a bunny with a pancake on his head: (and no I wont bother linking to that picture, you'll just have to picture it, I know its in there--with a lot of other disgusting stuff)
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-11-2009 @ 21:14:47     Reply | Top | Edit
Fuck it.

I don't care if I'm on an empty stomach and have to be up early for work, I'm hitting the Goldschlaager.
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-11-2009 @ 21:16:22     Reply | Top | Edit
That'a boy! Chase it with milk!
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-11-2009 @ 21:17:14     Reply | Top | Edit
Fuck it, mix it with milk.

Make some poptarts and wash it down with your Goldschlaager and Milk mixture.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-11-2009 @ 21:18:24     Reply | Top | Edit
I finished all my Pop Tarts.

I only really have healthy food left...unless there's some waffles.
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-11-2009 @ 21:25:38     Reply | Top | Edit
...and thats why you must keep bacon in the house at all times. No matter how healthy the food, just put some bacon on it!
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Posted By: Jeremiah On: 10-11-2009 @ 21:28:29     Reply | Top | Edit
you need a 9" jeremiah...id really love to put a jag quick change under mine...getting tired of my 9"

A local company (Madman) makes custom IRS 9" rears for this car...one of the only companies that does anything for our rear ends. $7500 for the build and install, but its more than worth it because its bullet proof.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-11-2009 @ 23:37:29     Reply | Top | Edit
I'm better now, no more emo-Steve.

It's amazing the kind of therapy you can get from stabbing virtual soldiers in the face. I swear, if I lived in the time before mass anonymous communication and games, I'd probably be in jail, because I'd have no way to vent.
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Posted By: pawn65 On: 10-12-2009 @ 01:02:47     Reply | Top | Edit
I had fun today my son had his first bday today, and Alabama is ranked #2 in the AP poll.
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Posted By: GOATS2QUICK On: 10-12-2009 @ 04:14:50     Reply | Top | Edit
happy b day jr.tell daddy you want a firebird.
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Posted By: Sheridan On: 10-12-2009 @ 12:27:56     Reply | Top | Edit
I just woke up and cannot believe I don't have a hangover. I drank a 12 pk of guinness after getting home from the bars. Adding to that, I don't hardly drink any more so my tolerance is low.

Oh well, off to explore the city of Chicago again
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Posted By: stevethepirate On: 10-13-2009 @ 04:16:18     Reply | Top | Edit
I think I win.

Pulling an all-nighter to crank out a large portion of my theory section for my thesis. I'm going crazy reading about planar models of foreign policy.
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Posted By: stevethepirate On: 10-13-2009 @ 04:31:53     Reply | Top | Edit
And now, a story. (Pretty fucking worthless, don't mind me)

When I was 2 or 3, we lived in a neighborhood surrounded by woods, so there was a decent amount of wildlife. It was still right outside of Philly though, so there was nothing too extreme.

One day my mom had taken me outside while she was gardening or something. She was doing her thing, and then turned around to check on me. I was standing there holding a HUGE (I don't know how big... all she told me was that it was pretty damn big) garter snake in front of my face, and that I had my mouth open and was moving in to take a nice big bite out of it. She screamed and I dropped it.

So fast-forward a few years, and I lose my fascination with wildlife. I'm not really scared of any of it, it just weirds me out I guess. I have no problem looking at snakes through glass, but couldn't imagine getting really close to one.

A week ago, 2 of my good friends (who live right down the hall from me) went out and bought a nice big Ball Python to keep in their dorm room. He is still only 4 feet or so, but pretty beastly. I was having a blast watching him and whatnot.

But...

Last night (2 nights ago now, I guess) at about 11PM his heat lamp broke. It has been ~40* here at night or so, so the guy wouldn't make it through the night. His tank was too cold to leave him in while they went to go track down a new bulb for him. He needed body heat, and I was the only one around that could help him out.

So I ended up watching the Phillies game, the whole time having to keep this fucking ball python from trying to slither into my pockets and shit. I had to break the ice with snakes by letting a big ass one wrap around my neck to steal my body heat.

We fed him today in a death-match manner. It was really epic. The video is going up on youtube if anyone is interested.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-13-2009 @ 12:53:05     Reply | Top | Edit
I would've let the snake die. Fuck that.

I hate those things.
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Posted By: Jeremiah On: 10-13-2009 @ 13:20:01     Reply | Top | Edit

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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-14-2009 @ 01:08:00     Reply | Top | Edit
So I ran into the fat chick at work today. Turns out she's not like, rolls over rolls fat. She's a fucking BEAST. Like, pro wrestler big. Could kick the everloving shit out of most guys big. Shrek-like.

She'd probably be passable if she wasn't the second coming of Andre the Giant with a Y-chromosome. Not a bad face, but a body built for mass carnage. Swing her from a rope and she could take down a building.

Needless to say, I walked on by straight faced and oblivious like I'd never seen her at all (which is completely fucking impossible, but still.) Am I shallow? Probably, but I also don't want my organs crushed.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-14-2009 @ 01:12:50     Reply | Top | Edit
Apparently I'm also some kind of an enigma around those parts, too. I got let go early, so I was heading to another area to cover for a buddy named Eric. Well, I had to call the main office to let them know what's up, so I stopped by a bar to use their phone for a second. A few girls saw me in there, and called another girl who they knew was working where I was heading to ask about me.

The hell's with all this? I'm not even that good looking, and it's sure as shit not my personality. Maybe there's some pheromones in my shampoo or something.
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Posted By: 1988irocz On: 10-14-2009 @ 05:55:00     Reply | Top | Edit
Steve- My guess is that it's part of the "behind a bar/on a stage" theory I have. Anyone working behind a bar or on a stage is automatically 50% hotter. Works everytime.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-15-2009 @ 01:44:47     Reply | Top | Edit
WHY IS NOBODY POSTING?

It's October, fools. It's not summer anymore, nobody's driving or even outside. Get on the internet, I know you're not doing anything important.
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Posted By: Jeremiah On: 10-15-2009 @ 02:20:05     Reply | Top | Edit
If anything, everyone is driving more since the weather is PERFECT...except for all the rain we've been getting
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Posted By: Fattie On: 10-15-2009 @ 02:25:41     Reply | Top | Edit
i'm here
you all suck

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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-15-2009 @ 02:28:27     Reply | Top | Edit
Maybe the weather is perfect down there.

Up here it's just fucking cold.
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Posted By: Jeremiah On: 10-15-2009 @ 02:47:13     Reply | Top | Edit
It is and will be perfect through out the "winter" as usual.

suckers


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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-17-2009 @ 01:25:02     Reply | Top | Edit
So its a late night again. i figured i would put this back at the top.


Heres my question...why doesn't beer and Mexican food go well?
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-17-2009 @ 01:39:37     Reply | Top | Edit
Because they both give you gas.

Two negatives does not equal a positive.
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-17-2009 @ 01:43:51     Reply | Top | Edit
^ So if i eat spicy Mexican food can i expect horrible poops?
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Posted By: datzneat On: 10-17-2009 @ 01:54:28     Reply | Top | Edit
Only the good stuff.
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-17-2009 @ 17:37:46     Reply | Top | Edit
Maybe you have the wrong kind of beer. Mexican Food + Mexican Beer =

I usually go for Pacifico.

But then again, you also have to be eating real mexican food, not generic taqueria crap and seeing how you live in "Wang" I'm sure nothing is too authentic there
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Posted By: cmerc On: 10-17-2009 @ 17:53:40     Reply | Top | Edit
can someone explain what horrible poops has to to with "HRH Jim" banning the site again

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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-17-2009 @ 23:02:06     Reply | Top | Edit
^ well i heard somewhere that spicy Mexican food and beer= most horrible beer poops every
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Posted By: LeadFootedRacer On: 10-17-2009 @ 23:44:22     Reply | Top | Edit
its a known fact.
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Posted By: Fattie On: 10-18-2009 @ 01:41:59     Reply | Top | Edit
i want some spicy mexican now
but it's 1 in the morn, and i should probably just go to bed and not eat. that's how fattie gets fatter haha
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Posted By: crunkmaro On: 10-18-2009 @ 02:11:32     Reply | Top | Edit
fattie should come to chicago. pick an ethnicity and i will take you to a 24 hour AUTHENTIC place to chow down...

hell...


i found a palce that sells kangaroo burgers.
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Posted By: 2piececrank On: 08-01-2009 @ 00:00:56 Reply | Top | Edit
Sarav, how hard is it to follow Nietzsche? I read Machiavelli's The Prince earlier this year, and the only thing that was clear was to not trust mercenary infantry while fighting on the peninsula.

Posted By: 2piececrank On: 10-18-2009 @ 02:35:12     Reply | Top | Edit
And to think that all this time I have been eating lesser marsupials...God damnit! So much time wasted...
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Posted By: Fattie On: 10-18-2009 @ 02:47:40     Reply | Top | Edit
dont you worry crunk...i will come visit you soon
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-18-2009 @ 03:09:05     Reply | Top | Edit
^ i think theres a relationship thats going to come out of this mix
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Posted By: crunkmaro On: 10-18-2009 @ 12:08:30     Reply | Top | Edit
let me get this straight.

i am NOT holding ANYONES hand while they deal with their diarrhea!
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Posted By: 2piececrank On: 08-01-2009 @ 00:00:56 Reply | Top | Edit
Sarav, how hard is it to follow Nietzsche? I read Machiavelli's The Prince earlier this year, and the only thing that was clear was to not trust mercenary infantry while fighting on the peninsula.

Posted By: Fattie On: 10-18-2009 @ 22:46:52     Reply | Top | Edit
gross...
but in an unrelated note, i need a halloween costume. thinking of maybe going as tallahassee from zombieland. if i can find a hat, huge toy knife and possible banjo. otherwise i have no idea. i'm so uncreative it's sad haha
i like simple things, because i will be downtown drinking...idk
any help late nighters? haha
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-18-2009 @ 23:00:16     Reply | Top | Edit
^ thats gay..why not mr.clean?

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Posted By: Fattie On: 10-18-2009 @ 23:26:11     Reply | Top | Edit
i was mr clean last year.
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Posted By: 94RedFormula On: 10-18-2009 @ 23:36:26     Reply | Top | Edit
Fattie, walmart has some awesome looking bloody knives in their halloween section.

Chimpy, new sig, I like it better than your old one...but what's with the ribbons on the dude's head?


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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-18-2009 @ 23:44:44     Reply | Top | Edit

^ fattie?


Jackie- hes martial artist from video game. i found this Gif on my mma forms
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-19-2009 @ 00:40:52     Reply | Top | Edit
Pat, I have the answer to all of your needs:

begreenman.com
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Posted By: Fattie On: 10-19-2009 @ 01:08:44     Reply | Top | Edit
i'll let you rock the greenman steve.
i'm thinking a crash test dummy might be funny too.
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-19-2009 @ 06:19:03     Reply | Top | Edit
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330369087681&viewitem=&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26its%3DI%26otn%3D2&category=6212#ht_500wt_975

Interesting car i found on ebay
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-21-2009 @ 00:02:08     Reply | Top | Edit
I'm sitting here watching Dazed & Confused, and you know what I just realized? The movie was made in 1993, but the setting was 1976. That's a 17 year difference, give or take a few months.

What I'm getting at is that if the movie was made today, it'd be portraying 1992. I remember all of 1992. It sure as shit doesn't seem like it was all that long ago, but then again, Y2K is creeping on damn near a decade. Sure seems like the last 10 years have flown by now that I think about it.

Getting older sucks.
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Posted By: stevethepirate On: 10-21-2009 @ 00:18:34     Reply | Top | Edit
Breeze, it really does. I always speak of Y2K as if it was very recent. I was 12 years old!
Another one that I remember vividly is the adoption of the Euro. I got a "promotional" collection of Euro coins for Christmas in 2001. It seems like it was just yesterday, it really wasn't though.




I fucking love pulling all-nighters. I'm not sure why, but being awake in the middle of the night when everything is so quiet is just a really cool feeling. I always wander the halls of my dorm, kicking it in the lounge reading a book and whatnot. Go out for a cigarette and not see a single person, etc.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-21-2009 @ 00:27:06     Reply | Top | Edit
I love taking a walk down into town (it's about a mile and a half to the edge) at about 3AM. Downtown Mystic (where I live) is like a something out of a video game...a lot of old New England architecture, one long row of shops, bars, and other businesses, a big drawbridge in the middle, some other stores on the far side, then nothing for miles until you reach the next town.

When I walk down that early, it's almost surreal how quiet it is. You hear absolutely nothing except the slight flow of the river under the bridge, the scenery of which, by the way, looks cool as shit when there's a full moon. One time a cop sitting in a bank parking lot in his car yelled for me to come over, then asked me exactly what I was doing out. He probably thought I was hammered or something, I said I work second shift and was just out for a walk. He said he called me over because he was bored and figured I might have something interesting to say.

The other side of Mystic (the actual village, for anyone that's been here) is even cooler, but that's a bit too long for a 3AM walk, it's probably between 3.5 and 4 miles one way.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-21-2009 @ 00:34:19     Reply | Top | Edit
I also nabbed a free air hockey and pool table today. They're not epic nice, but for the price of exactly $0, because my buddy is moving and no longer has a basement for them, I made a good score.

Between the matching couch, loveseat, oversize chair, and entertainment center my parents unloaded, the leather and felt poker table my buddy Joe had to get rid of, the air hockey and pool table, and the kegerator my dad's friend no longer had room for, the basement will actually start to shape up into something cool once I get everything assembled and organized.
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Posted By: Fattie On: 10-21-2009 @ 01:16:58     Reply | Top | Edit
that's an awesome score man...
get the shit set up and enjoy it all

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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-23-2009 @ 11:08:04     Reply | Top | Edit
Air hockey table doesn't work. Shit. My buddy said he used it last week, but he must've screwed something up upon transport.

Anyway, last night was fun...it was my buddy Kyle's birthday, so we (me, him, and his older brother, because his other buddies bitched out) went to Foxwoods. Long story short, after bombing down about five drinks in an hour starting the night at Racebook, we wandered over to Scorpion Bar (a pretty nice club, but not the douchebag atmosphere of Shrine, the other place we usually go.) Long story short, we ended up picking up a couple hot little numbers, I took the skinnier Latin dancer named Paula with an out of this world body, he took the slightly thicker blonde named Jess with the blue eyes and the shirt that didn't hide a whole hell of a lot. Within an hour, I had Paula licking salt off my hands for Patron shots and grinding all up on my shit when we were the only two dancing on the patio. Not sure how I pulled that off, but I wasn't complaining. After we left (aka: got kicked out at close,) she bought some candy and proceeded to transfer the better part of it mouth to mouth.

Upon her asking what the plan for the rest of the night was, we threw something random out there which they liked, then this line came out: "well, I have to head back home to New York tomorrow..."

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Every single time I get someone I like. Oh well.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-23-2009 @ 16:56:50     Reply | Top | Edit
OK, it's not late night now, but I'm the only one posting in here anyway, so who gives a shit?

Got the scoreboard working on the air hockey table, but still no air. I've got to mess with it a little more, but I probably won't have time until Sunday night.

I just picked up the best jacket ever. It's really nice black suede with a soft fur lining on the inside, not really sure how to describe it, but it is, by far, the best feeling shit in the entire world, and I'm not exaggerating. It was listed at $200-something, but I nabbed it on sale for $85, got the last medium one. The other three left were XXL.

Bought some other clothes, too...starting to slowly rebuild my wardrobe, which took a serious hit with my two recent bouts with unemployment. The problem is, the way I'm built + the way I like to wear pants means I can never find ones that I like or look good on me. I like my jeans a bit wide, very loose in the seat and straight all the way down the leg, but I'm a 32 waist (give or take one for brand,) so nearly everything I find is 31-33 in length, which is too long and causes the pants to gather up at the shins. Ideally I'd need a 31-32W with a 28-29L, but I have never seen that size combo anywhere. I'm lucky if I can find 30L. I wonder exactly how short people find clothes that fit the way they like, I'm average-sized and I have issues.

I wonder if I'd have better luck just buying them on the internet. Clothes are one thing I've strayed from buying online, but if I can order the exact size I need, I might as well give it a shot.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-24-2009 @ 01:00:39     Reply | Top | Edit
REALLY? Nobody at all?

You guys suck. I have to be at work in 6 hours and I was out playing beer pong and having a good time tonight, and I'm still here posting in the late night thread. I think, at worst, the rest of you could muster at least a couple posts up in this bitch.
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Posted By: Fattie On: 10-24-2009 @ 01:29:34     Reply | Top | Edit
i got hammered last night
went to the jason aldean concert, yeah yeah country music...i like it so back off haha...
anyway $6 jack and cokes the whole time there, then downtown afterwards for more whiskey. apparently i fell down my buddy's gf's steps. my lower back is sore as shit today.
came home this morning and went back to bed all day, just worthless. so i didn't drink at all tonight. maybe tomorrow night i'll go out for a bit but we'll see

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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-24-2009 @ 21:02:18     Reply | Top | Edit
I hate every single one of you.
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-24-2009 @ 21:30:28     Reply | Top | Edit
I'm moving into your basement--let me know when you get the kegerator stocked
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-24-2009 @ 21:38:15     Reply | Top | Edit
i luv u to assbreeze
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Posted By: GOATS2QUICK On: 10-25-2009 @ 00:34:49     Reply | Top | Edit


Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-25-2009 @ 01:14:34     Reply | Top | Edit
^ goat i knew you and i would make a UNSTOPPABLE FORCE




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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-25-2009 @ 01:16:55     Reply | Top | Edit


Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-25-2009 @ 01:33:10     Reply | Top | Edit
double post
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-25-2009 @ 01:40:40     Reply | Top | Edit
Anglo-chimp relations..its the beginning of a new era of fbody super powers
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Posted By: GOATS2QUICK On: 10-25-2009 @ 01:45:25     Reply | Top | Edit
we is a team.
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Posted By: cmerc On: 10-26-2009 @ 09:34:18     Reply | Top | Edit


Posted By: stevethepirate On: 10-27-2009 @ 03:45:08     Reply | Top | Edit
I win
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-27-2009 @ 04:09:41     Reply | Top | Edit
^Jackie is the Winner!
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roubenbird: Thanks, I was unaware.
I guess the rolling eyes still didn't
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Posted By: stevethepirate On: 10-27-2009 @ 05:07:13     Reply | Top | Edit
Bullshit
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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-27-2009 @ 05:12:59     Reply | Top | Edit
OK Steve you are a Winner too!

Now take one of the participation trophies and move along

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roubenbird: Thanks, I was unaware.
I guess the rolling eyes still didn't
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Posted By: cmerc On: 10-27-2009 @ 05:36:20     Reply | Top | Edit
x 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 spend that Obama!
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Posted By: stevethepirate On: 10-27-2009 @ 05:47:22     Reply | Top | Edit
Cmerc- I have a question for you.

Do you just troll around looking for every thread in which you can post an unintelligible jab at Obama? I have honestly no idea what your recent post here means.

Similarly, you are on here quite a bit, constantly posting. Yet, you very rarely post more than a one-line quip. I don't think it is because you don't have the time, so why is it?
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Posted By: cmerc On: 10-27-2009 @ 07:32:48     Reply | Top | Edit
pirate,here you go.
1. No I don't spacifically troll looking for ways to jab Obama.
I agree that last post wouldn't make sense. so here was the mind set behind it.

Jackie: I win.

Pirate:Bullshit

Pongo: OK Steve you are a Winner too!

CMerc: x (times) 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ( then I thought, what a huge number wonder if Obama and the Dems could spend that) so I posted "spend that Obama!"
Pirate, I really have a dislike for Socialism and the socialist outlook of MOST DEMS, And Obama, and I dont think he has done anything except talk, and spend money, and at the end of the day he is IMHO in no way qualified for the Job he has.
Don't forget I live in a third world country, and have seen the way that type of leader can drag a country down, I have been watching it for 40+ years.

2. The main reason is I tend to be a bit lazy when it comes to expressing myself on a keyboard, as I really don't type well.

Hope that answers your questions.
As an aside, if you wish to have a further discussion as to why I feel the way I do about Obama and his ilk, I am quite happy to do so by email.


EDIT: Pirate, further again today I am facing a huge payout to a former employee $12,000 because of STUPID LABOUR LAWS that were put into place by the government who thinks getting firedbecause you are lazy, dishonest,and unproductive should result in your being given a golden handshake by your employer because you now have a black mark against you as an employee.
The system has been so designed that in most cases it's cheaper to give in to this type of legal extortion, than it is to fight it through the courts, we cannot sue for costs here, and subsequently win or loose, my legal fees will exceed the judgement if I should loose. (you will just have to take my word that it's all BS)
Thats what the result of our government's policies of protecting the poor and stupid have come too.

Cant afford children, and associated costs? THEN DONT HAVE ANY.

Cant Get a job because you are too lazy and dishonest? TOO BAD.
This attitude of entitlement that we have in my country, and which is rapidly mushrooming in yours is counterproductive to an ecconomy and a society!
IMHO Government has two main functions, to give it's people SECURITY, and OPPORTUNITY!

NUFF SAID. you should be able to discern enough from this to have your questions answered.
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Posted By: 94RedFormula On: 10-27-2009 @ 07:40:50     Reply | Top | Edit
Pirate pirated my sig while I was sleeping...what did I win??



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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-27-2009 @ 07:55:59     Reply | Top | Edit
SOB! I got had... Well played Sir.

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Posted By: cmerc On: 10-27-2009 @ 08:18:45     Reply | Top | Edit
your'e too easy Pongo, it's a good thing you are not a woman!


Posted By: cmerc On: 10-27-2009 @ 20:11:57     Reply | Top | Edit
Pirate, I do expect a response from you, just so you know.
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Posted By: ChimpysZ28 On: 10-27-2009 @ 20:29:05     Reply | Top | Edit
?....*leaves the room*
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Posted By: stevethepirate On: 10-27-2009 @ 21:48:09     Reply | Top | Edit
Merc- Sorry I haven't responded. I was up all night (haven't slept in 27 hours now) cranking out work for my thesis and have just been mentally exhausted all day. I haven't forgotten it, I just am currently unable to comprehend anything more complex than "See Spot Run."


And for the record, I don't use the e-mail in my profile anymore. Unfortunately I can't edit it to have my new one (steveyd at gmail dot com).
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Posted By: cmerc On: 10-28-2009 @ 05:38:15     Reply | Top | Edit
^lol pirate, studies and grades are much more inportant than debating personal viewpoints with old men.

27 hours guess you are about to become:-


STEVEVANWINKLE
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Posted By: stevethepirate On: 10-29-2009 @ 01:57:43     Reply | Top | Edit
Steve, I don't disagree with any of your views (none that I can think of right now at least). I guess I failed to articulate my earlier question adequately.

What I become concerned about is the furthering of an extremely polar structure as a result of quick jabs.

That is, it is much easier to say "Fuck that camel jockey socialist, Obama" than to say "As per the 199X document released by XXXXXXX, Barak Hussein Obama was proven to have Muslim heritage. I believe that this Heritage renders him unable to perform his duties as POTUS due to conflicts between personal interests and national security necessities. In addition, his most recent public healthcare proposal bears similarities to the 1989 preachings of Werner Sombart. X in the healthcare plan is a direct reflection of A. Y is a reflection of B, and Z is a reflection of C. In conclusion, I believe that these two facts prove that Barak Hussein Obama is not who we need in office at this point in time."

Because it is so easy to fire off 300 5 word posts calling him a donkey-fucker, the unfounded claims spread like wildfire.

As I said, I normally agree with you! I am a fairly conservative person myself. I simply get a little bit irritated when I see BS being spouted off haphazardly. My family is fairly liberal, but they are smart people. The thing is, whenever I begin debating politics with them, they cite all of those absurd rumors as comprising the conservative beliefs. It almost ruins it for the rest of us. In addition, you will NEVER be able to "convert" anyone to your cause, or even make them question their own, if they don't think you have a foundation.

This happens on both sides of the spectrum, I know that very well. I always yell at my liberal friends for doing the exact same thing. I guess I would just like to see people taking a little bit more time to articulate their beliefs. It makes rational debate much more effective and interesting.
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Posted By: cmerc On: 10-29-2009 @ 07:55:21     Reply | Top | Edit
I simply get a little bit irritated when I see BS being spouted off haphazardly
Pirate, yea I can understand that, I would say however that the majority of the time when I do that, it's with the intent of playing the fool, however as prople hase stated before, the internet sucks at portraying emotion and intent.

Having said all of that,



























"Fuck that camel jockey socialist, Obama"

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Posted By: stevethepirate On: 10-29-2009 @ 13:43:59     Reply | Top | Edit
Yeah, I feel you. I guess my issue on here is also that I KNOW that some of you guys are very intelligent (both with facts and with reasoning). When people post unintelligible BS, it is hard to tell when it is being done sort of as a joke and when it is serious.


I just got a huge beard for my halloween costume. I pulled most of the outfit out a week ago and have just been wandering around my dorm dressed like an Arab.

I've been rocking this thing all the time


It is intended to go under the Emirati ghutra (turban thing). I think it is really comfortable though. A bunch of people who know me well enough to talk to me, but not well enough to KNOW everything about me keep commenting on how they didn't know I was a Muslim. There have been some funny confused reactions after telling them that I'm actually Christian.
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Posted By: cmerc On: 10-29-2009 @ 17:11:35     Reply | Top | Edit
lol, and I would bet you have taken advantage of some of the confusion too.
I know I would.
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