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Posted By: stevethepirate On: 10-02-2009 @ 23:16:53 Reply | Edit

I guess this is something I'm always pondering.

When you drop trou to pee, what do you do with your sack? I find that if I leave my sack in, more drops than usual go down my pants. If I whip the sack out, it just seems strange.

What do you guys do?
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-02-2009 @ 23:24:19 Reply | Top | Edit

Never pull out the sack.

Getting into that habit will come back to haunt you some day when you've got to take a leak at a concert or a ball game or some shit.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-02-2009 @ 23:25:09 Reply | Top | Edit

Not to mention the opening isn't big enough to get my sack through, anyway.

Probably not a problem for you, but still. Same point stands.
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Posted By: ryguy_45832 On: 10-02-2009 @ 23:31:56 Reply | Top | Edit

This thread is weird.
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Posted By: assbreeze On: 10-02-2009 @ 23:41:36 Reply | Top | Edit

I've made weirder.
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Posted By: Fury_786 On: 10-03-2009 @ 00:27:08 Reply | Top | Edit

i usually undo my belt and zipper so it all comes out

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Posted By: PongoX11 On: 10-03-2009 @ 01:02:36 Reply | Top | Edit

How the hell does sack in cause drops in the pants?! Sounds like you need an extension added to your pee distributor.

Balls in.
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Posted By: stevethepirate On: 10-03-2009 @ 01:16:46 Reply | Top | Edit

haha. I feel like it could be because I dont always like unzipping enough, thus causing a weird angle and not letting gravity do its duty.
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Posted By: crunkmaro On: 10-03-2009 @ 08:39:18 Reply | Top | Edit

i power piss.

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Posted By: Rynb15 On: 10-03-2009 @ 08:46:16 Reply | Top | Edit

you could just drop your pants all the way to the floor
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Posted By: 4Birdman On: 10-03-2009 @ 08:53:17 Reply | Top | Edit

My balls are too big to whip out. I save that for the ladies.
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Posted By: whitenredfbody On: 10-03-2009 @ 12:15:29 Reply | Top | Edit

do u guys just unzip and bring your dongs out? or do u completely unbotton and everything....im just a unzipper...

EDIT: Oh and balls in
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Posted By: stevethepirate On: 10-03-2009 @ 12:30:05 Reply | Top | Edit

I'm scared of just doing the unzip...

Zipperburn is a bitch.
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Posted By: Rynb15 On: 10-03-2009 @ 12:32:05 Reply | Top | Edit

unzip/balls in
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Posted By: jjdynomite

On: 10-03-2009 @ 14:56:41 Reply | Top | Edit

dont matter how much you shake or dance, last few drops go down your pants
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Posted By: Green97TAMachine On: 10-04-2009 @ 02:35:46 Reply | Top | Edit

I like to walk in a crowded restroom, stand in the middle of the trough-urinal and just pull my pants-undies all the way down and piss like nothings wrong.

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