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Friend zone'ded Posted By: assbreeze On: 07-10-2009 @ 01:23:35 Reply | Edit I'm pretty much treating the site as a personal daily diary now to liven things up since action has been pretty slow lately. Anyway... So Frank2Hotty isn't the only one with relationship issues. Well, I guess technically I'm not either since it's over, but yeah, got the old friend zone/absolute last resort brick wall routine. Apparently had I made a move a couple months ago when I was unemployed, borderline depressed because of it, in a bad mood 80% of the time, and pretty close to a shut-in because I had no money to ever go out and have fun I had a great shot. Since I waited until I got my shit together and I was feeling a little better about myself, I get my cock dragged through the rocks and pretty much just a swift kick to the taint to show for it. Don't think I'm going all uber-emo on you guys, though. I'm just kinda bummed because she had an epic rack, and now I'm stuck having to just look at it every week when we run into each other. Annoying, but there's also a lot of potential fun and mindfucking for me in making her jealous if I bring other girls around, too. On another positive note, my lifetime streak of never having a relationship eclipse three months is still intact as well, I wonder if I can keep that up until I hit 30. A buddy of mine has me paired up with her in his wedding in a couple of months, too. That should be fun, I wonder what kind of highly inappropriate thing I can say just before we head down the aisle to make her super uncomfortable and see if she can keep a straight face? I've got a while to think about it (and take suggestions.) -- Me > Tyrel > Nate > Pongo > pirate > three dead $5 hookers > Dubya > Pauly Shore > Meg Griffin > A-Rod > Michael Moore > Jimmy Fallon > crunk Posted By: stevethepirate On: 07-10-2009 @ 01:37:49 Reply | Top | Edit She did have nice tits... -- 
<3<3<3<3 Posted By: assbreeze On: 07-10-2009 @ 02:26:01 Reply | Top | Edit Apparently one of my buds (the one throwing the wedding I mentioned) went off on her a little while ago, knowing that she was giving me the runaround. He said he told her stuff like "know how you've been dicked over by every other dude you've ever been with? Think about it. Steve's a nice guy, you yourself said he was cute, he actually likes you, he's not going to fuck you over. If you don't at least give him a shot, you're just going to end up with another prick, and I'll be there to say that I told you so" among some other stuff. I thanked him for the effort, but you know what? If she can't figure that shit out on her own, and can't realize why I waited until I did and didn't make the move the couple times when she was hammered and all over my shit, well...not my problem. Tried to play my cards reasonably and got burned again, but one of these days it'll work. -- Me > Tyrel > Nate > Pongo > pirate > three dead $5 hookers > Dubya > Pauly Shore > Meg Griffin > A-Rod > Michael Moore > Jimmy Fallon > crunk Posted By: stevethepirate On: 07-10-2009 @ 02:33:51 Reply | Top | Edit In the end, girls need to hear that shit sometimes. Even if it won't benefit you, it will do her good. I have had to deal with numerous girls who are retarded cunts that think they can get away with some messed up shit. They really do have smaller brains. --
<3<3<3<3 Posted By: assbreeze On: 07-10-2009 @ 02:43:46 Reply | Top | Edit Well, now I get to focus my efforts into being a dick myself and trying to steal my other possibility away from the dude she's with now. I'd feel bad about it, but he's a jerkoff, so it's cool. -- Me > Tyrel > Nate > Pongo > pirate > three dead $5 hookers > Dubya > Pauly Shore > Meg Griffin > A-Rod > Michael Moore > Jimmy Fallon > crunk Posted By: Nate_S On: 07-10-2009 @ 07:12:28 Reply | Top | Edit I'm real sick of dealing with this shit as well. We all need a gay pill... life would be so much easier. As far as suggestions you could say "you have a booger hanging" or "your masquara (sp) is running" If you go overboard she wont believe you ("what did you do to your hair?!"  --  Posted By: 94RedFormula On: 07-10-2009 @ 08:35:10 Reply | Top | Edit For as much as you guys bitch about females, you sure are fixated on us. 
I'm sure if you guys just chilled a bit, things would be easier, you're all good guys, you'll hook up with a great person if you CHILL! 
Are you guys focusing on the whole package or just the rack?? -- 94 Formula M6 - Jackie - I love my Formy! 
 Posted By: 4Birdman On: 07-10-2009 @ 08:53:09 Reply | Top | Edit Maybe you guys just try too hard. Or you are a bunch of ugly bastards. -- 
1998 Trans Am - A little bit stock 1974 AMC AMX - The Grape Ape - 401/4-spd PatriotDream.org - Help build a soldier's dream car Posted By: roubenbird On: 07-10-2009 @ 12:18:59 Reply | Top | Edit You do know that you have to take advantage of them while they are drunk right? I Have never never never never never heard of a guy getting together with a chick after they turn them down when they were drunk. It is a complete shortcut to friends zone. "Oh, he was nice and didn't try to fuck me when I was drunk and wanted to fuck him; He'll make a great friend" Every time. -- Being rebuilt, It'll take a while: 
WS6 3o5 TBI 88' Formula, 670cfm Holley Projection Throttle Body Holley Projection Intake Mainfold, Underdrive Pulley,Dual Snorkle & Factory Cowl Induction,now with short straight pipes, UMI Subframe connectors, Fourth Gen seats, Three row Radiator, Posi rear end (2.73),TPI heads, 1.6 roller rockers 15.543 @ 88.21mph Posted By: assbreeze On: 07-10-2009 @ 13:14:45 Reply | Top | Edit Bennie: Sorry, I'm not that guy. Unless I'm wrecked too, but I wasn't. Bryan: Trying too hard is definitely not my problem, if anything it's the exact opposite. It isn't my looks, either. -- Me > Tyrel > Nate > Pongo > pirate > three dead $5 hookers > Dubya > Pauly Shore > Meg Griffin > A-Rod > Michael Moore > Jimmy Fallon > crunk Posted By: roubenbird On: 07-10-2009 @ 13:23:16 Reply | Top | Edit I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. Just saying that is how chicks think. You should try being that guy once, it couldn't hurt. I mean attraction is purly physical at first so might as well go for it, then date a few times afterward. Bottom line....... It is hard to get in the friends zone after you've been in the private zone. Try it, I promise you;ll like it. -- Being rebuilt, It'll take a while:
WS6 3o5 TBI 88' Formula, 670cfm Holley Projection Throttle Body Holley Projection Intake Mainfold, Underdrive Pulley,Dual Snorkle & Factory Cowl Induction,now with short straight pipes, UMI Subframe connectors, Fourth Gen seats, Three row Radiator, Posi rear end (2.73),TPI heads, 1.6 roller rockers 15.543 @ 88.21mph Posted By: assbreeze On: 07-10-2009 @ 13:38:01 Reply | Top | Edit Meh. Like I said, random hookups aren't my thing if I like the chick. I could probably go find a bunch of chicks below my standards that I don't like or whatever to take home and toss around a room, but if I don't give a shit about them or really want anything to do with them in the first place, what's the point? What happened yesterday is her loss and I'm not sweating it (shit, she could've had a good-looking decent guy with a sense of humor, who keeps himself in shape, doesn't get jealous, and wouldn't have fucked her over,) but I am kinda bummed because I did actually like her. I'd say that's about a grand total of two I've met in the last three years I actually wanted something with, and I had it on lockdown, but since I waited until I got re-employed I apparently "blew it." Knowing women she probably met someone else, but whatever, again, not my issue. Her loss. -- Me > Tyrel > Nate > Pongo > pirate > three dead $5 hookers > Dubya > Pauly Shore > Meg Griffin > A-Rod > Michael Moore > Jimmy Fallon > crunk [ Edited on 07/10/2009 @ 14:01:34 ] Posted By: roubenbird On: 07-10-2009 @ 14:23:00 Reply | Top | Edit Yeah, but that wouldn't have been random bro. I;m not telling you to knock them down just to knock them down. I'm saying that I see nothing wrong with doing a girl that wants to do you if she is drunk. Think of it as an icebreaker and an easy intro into dating. If you are bummed then you are sweating it, which I don't see a reason why you shouldn't be, sounds like decent girl. Hopefully she'll come around. -- Being rebuilt, It'll take a while:
WS6 3o5 TBI 88' Formula, 670cfm Holley Projection Throttle Body Holley Projection Intake Mainfold, Underdrive Pulley,Dual Snorkle & Factory Cowl Induction,now with short straight pipes, UMI Subframe connectors, Fourth Gen seats, Three row Radiator, Posi rear end (2.73),TPI heads, 1.6 roller rockers 15.543 @ 88.21mph Posted By: stevethepirate On: 07-10-2009 @ 14:25:52 Reply | Top | Edit Breeze is gay --
<3<3<3<3 Posted By: assbreeze On: 07-10-2009 @ 15:46:49 Reply | Top | Edit I totally am. I just love dudes, even though I'm clearly in denial about it. I think I'm going to head to the gay bar for some George Michael karaoke later. Bennie: I'm not leaving any hope into her coming around. She had her chance, said she'd rather "still be friends", so that's what she's going to get. Except by "friends" I mean the side of me that ignores and doesn't really give a shit at all...I've made the mistake in the past of being hung up on someone, never again. If I throw myself out there and they don't take it, well, too bad if they change their minds. When I said I was a little bummed, I meant for a grand total of about 30 minutes last night. Then I drank a few High Lifes (by a few, I mean 9 or 10) and started exploring my other options, which pirate can attest to, because he saw all the ones that have Facebooks. Most of them are cuter than the girl that just gave me the run around, hopefully a couple pan out once I get a few paychecks in the bank and can afford to go out often again. I'm also probably going to start pregaming before I go out again, I usually actually have game with a little liquid courage in me. I just got back from the gym, hopefully beat the rest of the cold out of me, and I'm feeling pretty good now. -- Me > Tyrel > Nate > Pongo > pirate > three dead $5 hookers > Dubya > Pauly Shore > Meg Griffin > A-Rod > Michael Moore > Jimmy Fallon > crunk [ Edited on 07/10/2009 @ 15:49:16 ] Posted By: roubenbird On: 07-10-2009 @ 15:47:08 Reply | Top | Edit Oh, and another thing. She probably felt stupid and rejected the next day. I mean even though she was drunk she was still putting herself out there, and was denied. Ask your friends that are girls... that is how they feel. I'm just trying to give you pointers... if you want them. If not tell me and I'll stop. for everyone else, I sell a book. -- Being rebuilt, It'll take a while:
WS6 3o5 TBI 88' Formula, 670cfm Holley Projection Throttle Body Holley Projection Intake Mainfold, Underdrive Pulley,Dual Snorkle & Factory Cowl Induction,now with short straight pipes, UMI Subframe connectors, Fourth Gen seats, Three row Radiator, Posi rear end (2.73),TPI heads, 1.6 roller rockers 15.543 @ 88.21mph Posted By: assbreeze On: 07-10-2009 @ 15:50:33 Reply | Top | Edit Well, the thing is, it's not like I outright said "nah, I'm not comin' home with you tonight". The first time her best friend was getting in the way, although I could've had I persisted, but I just shrugged it off and said whatever. Second time, I didn't realize it until after the fact (yes, I know, I'm stupid.) -- Me > Tyrel > Nate > Pongo > pirate > three dead $5 hookers > Dubya > Pauly Shore > Meg Griffin > A-Rod > Michael Moore > Jimmy Fallon > crunk [ Edited on 07/10/2009 @ 15:51:13 ] Posted By: roubenbird On: 07-10-2009 @ 17:07:32 Reply | Top | Edit Nah, it's never obvious when it is happening to you. -- Being rebuilt, It'll take a while:
WS6 3o5 TBI 88' Formula, 670cfm Holley Projection Throttle Body Holley Projection Intake Mainfold, Underdrive Pulley,Dual Snorkle & Factory Cowl Induction,now with short straight pipes, UMI Subframe connectors, Fourth Gen seats, Three row Radiator, Posi rear end (2.73),TPI heads, 1.6 roller rockers 15.543 @ 88.21mph Posted By: stevethepirate On: 07-10-2009 @ 17:26:06 Reply | Top | Edit Girls have to stop expecting guys to always make the first move. If they want something bad enough, they need to just sack up and say it. Don't get me wrong, I still believe that it is up to us guys to make the first move, but there are certain situations where it just doesn't happen. Last year I had a girl knock on my door and straight up ask if I wanted to fuck. There were 5 or 6 of my buddies sitting in my room, their jaws DROPPED. Pretty funny. And yeah, I can attest to breeze having some good looking alternatives lined up. you just have to be decisive. Pick one for the time being and work at it! (And keep that girl #4 as a safety option, lol) --
<3<3<3<3 Posted By: Nate_S On: 07-10-2009 @ 22:38:13 Reply | Top | Edit why didnt I get to see the options? I bet #2 was the hottest -- Posted By: assbreeze On: 07-11-2009 @ 00:36:10 Reply | Top | Edit Shoot me a message on there, I'll relay the options to you. -- Me > Tyrel > Nate > Pongo > pirate > three dead $5 hookers > Dubya > Pauly Shore > Meg Griffin > A-Rod > Michael Moore > Jimmy Fallon > crunk Posted By: stevethepirate On: 07-11-2009 @ 00:57:36 Reply | Top | Edit Steve, I don't think I saw enough to give you good advice. Please send naked pictures also. --
<3<3<3<3 Posted By: chevytrucker On: 07-11-2009 @ 01:35:53 Reply | Top | Edit Naked pics here too. Or at least your options on facebook. -- 96 Chevy S-10 4.3 LITERS OF FURY!!! 
Volant CAI, Sony Xplod cd player, Alpine R12 sub, XM satellite radio, 3.5" Fabtech lift, Cragar 342's, 30" Kumho mud tires, more on the way WARNING: May cause whiplash, loss of bladder control, and chronic feelings of superiority. If you want a Microsoft product that doesn't suck, wait till they start makin vacuum cleaners! Posted By: Nate_S On: 07-11-2009 @ 20:19:43 Reply | Top | Edit err, didnt see this message in time. I think i went to bed. maybe tonight. who knows --
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