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The one I got for lunch today said "Come back later...I am sleeping. (Yes even fortune cookies need to sleep)" WTF I want my money back!
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2005 GMC 1500HD 6.0L, 2006 Pontiac Grand Prix ..only own GM and always will

That's too funny! I must agree, it's the worst ever.
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94 Formula M6 - Jackie - I love my Formy!

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Posted By: 4Birdman On: 07-08-2009 @ 14:41:52     Reply | Top | Edit

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I got one that was gibberish and made no sense. I can't remember it, but it was something like "every good have since left forth to elevate" or something like that.
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1998 Trans Am - A little bit stock
1974 AMC AMX - The Grape Ape - 401/4-spd
PatriotDream.org - Help build a soldier's dream car

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Posted By: 94RedFormula On: 07-08-2009 @ 19:57:41     Reply | Top | Edit

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They just don't make them like thet used to.
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94 Formula M6 - Jackie - I love my Formy!

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Posted By: ryanfx On: 07-08-2009 @ 20:16:23     Reply | Top | Edit

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pix or it didn't happen
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2001 Trans Am WS6 Black on Black...on Black
PaceSetter LT's, TSP catted Y,Borla catback, SLP lid
!CAGS, Eibach pro-kit, Bilstein shocks, 5% tint all around

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Posted By: ryanfx On: 07-08-2009 @ 20:18:48     Reply | Top | Edit

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I win at the Internet


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2001 Trans Am WS6 Black on Black...on Black
PaceSetter LT's, TSP catted Y,Borla catback, SLP lid
!CAGS, Eibach pro-kit, Bilstein shocks, 5% tint all around
[ Edited on 07/08/2009 @ 20:23:24 ]

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Posted By: LeadFootedRacer On: 07-08-2009 @ 21:01:23     Reply | Top | Edit

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fortune cookie pwnage
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1985 Chevy K10 - 305 - 700r4 - np208 - 14bff - dana 44 - 38" Gumbos - 6" Tuff Country Lift - Daily Gas Guzzler
1998 Dodge Neon Sport - 2.0 DOHC - MTx - 30.3 MPG City - DEAD
1984 Firebird - No Motor or Trans - Checkered Racing 4 Link Backhalf - M/T Sportsman 31x18.5 on 15x15 Weld Pro Stars

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Posted By: Jeremiah On: 07-08-2009 @ 22:05:05     Reply | Top | Edit

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lol yeah I threw it away instantly...but that picture is the same one I got.
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2005 GMC 1500HD 6.0L, 2006 Pontiac Grand Prix ..only own GM and always will

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Posted By: drauka On: 07-09-2009 @ 09:30:47     Reply | Top | Edit

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Every time I get Chinese food and we all sit around opening our cookies I pull this one:

:uzzled look:: Help me! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!
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'99 T/A Pewter A4 - SLP Lid, SLP LM, Pacesetter LT's, ORY, !emissions, Custom Floormats! 13.27@106.27

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Posted By: Chin0 On: 07-09-2009 @ 09:35:47     Reply | Top | Edit

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1993 Geo Metro with NOS lots of NOS

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Posted By: phoenixbabe On: 07-09-2009 @ 23:51:27     Reply | Top | Edit

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I got one that said "Don't look up" once. It freaked me out.

Fortune cookies are getting weirder nowadays...
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1998 LS1 Z28, Cayanne Red Metallic - Modded!
GM Camaro Concept Focus Group Member: Detroit, MI 2007-2008 (went there, drove it, got 2 shirts!)
As Seen in Super Chevy Magazine, care of Nitto Tires: Issues December 2007- May 2008

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