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Calling in the BIGGEST Fbody.com favor
EVER!!!
Posted By: LightningquickLS1 On: 12/06/2004 @ 23:09:40
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Hey guys..I need some help with
something and Im hoping everyone will come through for me.
For those of you who dont know the whole story, (I know
Jackie, Justin, enzo1267 and a few others do) I will give you the
quick version of it.
A few months ago, I bought an expensive
Movado watch from what seemed like a reputable wholesaler on Ebay
with good feedback. The guy smoked me BAD, and I was a victim of
mail fraud to the punishment of a couple hundred dollars. Since
then, I have notified Ebay, SafeHarbor, the Online Fraud Protection
Group, the guys local police department, my local police department,
and everyone else I could think of who could possibly help me. No
one has been able to do anything. Some of you may remember at the
bottom of this thread when I recieved some exciting information...
http://www.fbody.com/cgi-bin/anything/read.cgi?msgid=653466
The
guys home number was finally discovered in this thread thanks to
enzo1267. I called him this afternoon from an unlisted number and
spoke with a foreign lady who lives at his address (I later learned
it is his Mother-Lida Gasper, who is as much of a lowlife as he is).
She informed me that it was my tough luck, and that (I quote) "There
is nothing you can do sucker, just TRY and get your money back.
Sucks to be you hahahahaha. Id like to see the police do something
about this, you have no proof of anything!". Needless to say, I am
more then infuriated. The
money dosent even matter to me as much as the principle anymore.
This scumbag stole money from me and is living everyday life
thinking he got away with it, and that I am just some poor sucker he
ripped off that he will never meet face to face...
My favor
to my fbody.com brothers is this. I need some payback against this
guy. I need payback in every form in every way short of showing up
at his house! From phone calls to prank messages to newsletters to
magazine subscriptions to pizza to chinese food to anything creative
you can think of without getting in trouble. This guy is going to be
in for it. In this next thread, myself and all of you guys showed
what creativity we had by coming through for another member who was
being harrased with prank calls.
http://www.fbody.com/cgi-bin/anything/read.cgi?msgid=657070
I
need that same favor. I have helped more people in the past then i
can remember over the years, and for those of you who know me ( i
have been around a very long time, I just dont have a sig pic! lol),
you know I would do anything I can to help out another member on
this site. Many of you met me at TITE. I have met many of you at the
track. Many of us talk on the IM, and many of you guys are like
brothers to me. Please guys, I need some help and satisfaction out
of all this. A few of my close friends on here offered to take a
road trip with me to this guys house. That will definitely be a last
resort...for right now as Ricky said, this is more fun, and I want
so see this guy squirm a little... 
This guys personal info and phone number
are:
Eric Gasper 34-10 Corporal Kennedy Street Bayside,
NY 11361-1443
718-224-3757
If anyone of you want to
know more about the story, hit me up on AIM at mgplayer247.
Im really sorry this is so long, but I am counting on you
guys. Be creative!
-- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
[ Edited on 12/05/2004 @ 23:07:04
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Posted By:
BigBird383 On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:11:04 Reply
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yes
another "asswipe keeps calling" type deal. You got my support, I'll
see what I can do. F-body brothers unite!!!  --
383ci stroker LT1,
Eagle crank, Eagle SIR rods, SRP forged 16cc dished pistons, ported
and polished aluminum LT1 heads, JW 700R4 transmission, JW 2500
stall converter, Moser 12-bolt rear end, 33 spline Moser axles, 3.73
gears, Eibach drag launch springs.
Posted By:
95ramair On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:13:06 Reply
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That guy is fukked!! -- 1995
Formula Convertible, 6 speed, Ram Air 1
of 1,038 1999 Trans Am WS6 Convertible, A4 1
of 467

Posted By:
LightningquickLS1 On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:13:38 Reply
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thanks brother!  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
Posted By:
FSANE On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:14:24 Reply
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Bro go to RadioShack and buy a
telephone conversation recorder. Call his ass up and make him
confess what he did. Let him mock you on the phone this way he will
speak. Take that tape to the police or even FBI. -- 2002 T/A
AUTO Metalic Silver.
Best ET is 12.383 @ 112.13 MPH w/ 1.814 60ft Best 60ft is
1.79 Best N2O ET is 11.582 @ 120.56 MPH
Posted By:
95ramair On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:14:29 Reply
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Fukking biatch just hung up on
me!! -- 1995 Formula Convertible, 6 speed, Ram Air 1 of 1,038 1999 Trans Am WS6 Convertible, A4 1 of 467

Posted By:
Jim_Hogan On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:15:09 Reply
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You might also lookup some local
members for help?
http://www.fbody.com/locator/locate.cgi?radius=10&memzip=11361
Good luck - How did you pay? PayPal, check, MO? -- Jim
Hogan - http://www.txstock.com/ - 98 Navy Blue TA w/Moser 12 Bolt/TH400 & Gear
Vendor OD - 00 Navy Blue WS6
Convertible
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95ramair On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:16:30 Reply
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Now they won't answer the phone. Just
picks up and hangs up. Nobody give up. Cheats can't prevail. WE WILL
WIN TOGETHER!! -- 1995 Formula Convertible, 6 speed, Ram Air 1 of 1,038 1999 Trans Am WS6 Convertible, A4 1 of 467

Posted By:
BigBird383 On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:17:56 Reply
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Wow, even the boss is in on this one.
hell yeah.  --
383ci stroker LT1,
Eagle crank, Eagle SIR rods, SRP forged 16cc dished pistons, ported
and polished aluminum LT1 heads, JW 700R4 transmission, JW 2500
stall converter, Moser 12-bolt rear end, 33 spline Moser axles, 3.73
gears, Eibach drag launch springs.
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95ramair On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:21:06 Reply
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Now I am getting the answering machine.
Someone local go knock on their door. Wake these fukkers
up. -- 1995 Formula Convertible, 6 speed, Ram Air 1 of 1,038 1999 Trans Am WS6 Convertible, A4 1 of 467

Posted By:
LightningquickLS1 On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:23:55 Reply
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LOL, thanks guys. Jim I made the
unfortunate mistake of paying with a money order. I ALWAYS pay with
paypal, but this guy seemed pretty straight up, lived pretty close
to me, and had great feedback so I trusted him. Last time i will
EVER send a money order to someone I dont know on Ebay. Lesson hard learned. Contacting the local members is way
up on my list. If it comes down to this, me, my entire fraternity,
and as many of my fbody.com bros who would like to help may be
taking a roadtrip.
Jim and everyone, thanks for the help guys, you have no idea
how much its appreciated. Im going to owe you all big time for this
when its over. -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic
Blackbird stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1
Motorsports Lid, K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback,
Spec Stage III clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02
Slave Cylinder, Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct
Flow bellow, FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR
Lower Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe
Connectors, SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short
Stick, Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper
790V 2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken
Beta FK-451s
Posted By:
Pheonix1000 On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:43:31 Reply
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its gonna be on like donkey kong when i
go to NY then i
think me and ilya would gladly pay the brotha a visit and put a big
ole circle of fire around his home --
1996 RED TransAM - T-top - 6spd
Mods: Descreened MAF, Ghetto CAI , SLP Clutch, Short Throw Shifter...MORE TO COME!
"Losers always complain about THEIR BEST! Winners! go home and
f*ck the prom queen!"
Posted By:
Hack95TA On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:47:46 Reply
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Fire is your only friend
now. --

Posted By:
93M6LT1Z28 On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:49:49 Reply
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LOL that guy is screwed
Posted By:
XIamHungrieX On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:52:01 Reply
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WOrking on it, on Relay service with
his parents.. muhaha --
1995
Pontiac Trans Am A4
Posted By:
LightningquickLS1 On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:56:10 Reply
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I knew i could count on you guys....
 -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic
Blackbird stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1
Motorsports Lid, K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback,
Spec Stage III clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02
Slave Cylinder, Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct
Flow bellow, FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR
Lower Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe
Connectors, SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short
Stick, Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper
790V 2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken
Beta FK-451s
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hot_red_z28 On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:57:02 Reply
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same shit happened to me, $450 via
Money Order, only one I ever sent... for a BB hood...
i even
filed a lawsuit and sent the guys local sherriff out to serve um
with papers... unfortunately, they were served to an abandoned
building...
As you said, lesson learned...
-Garrett --

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TransAm93 On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:58:25 Reply
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I called him and blocked my number. He
was like "Hello... heeeelllllllllloooooooooooooooo" lol then hung
up.
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XIamHungrieX On: 12/02/2004 @ 23:58:44 Reply
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Hahahahahhahaha, alright well I was on
the relay service, turns out the number you have is for his home
phone number that he doesn't live at anymore. It is for his parent's
place, I was on the relay service for more than 20 minutes with
them, just confusing the hell out of them. Trying to get his new
phone number for you, but it seems that they were very picky about
giving his business number up. I pulled every trick in the book to
get that number for more fun, but without any luck. I even talked to
them like I knew Eric well and I even used his mom's name to try and
get on their good side without any luck. Well at least I pissed them
off by waking them up at 12:30. Muhaha isnt the internet
fun!
--
 1995 Pontiac Trans Am A4 [ Edited on 12/02/2004 @
23:59:36 ]
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Jeremiah On: 12/03/2004 @ 00:00:31 Reply
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Wow, a couple people live only ONE MILE
away! -- 2001 Firebird 3.8 5spd: K&N, exhaust, lid,
Magnaflow cat,wires,160 thermo, NGKs, HBHRacing fan switch, and
HBHRacing SUPER-DUPER TOP SECRET MOD With Harlan's mod:
15.01@91.87 1/8th-9.64@72 2.12 60'--hot, humid, slipping clutch on
an open diff and 3.23's With out the mod : 15.37@90.47
1/8th-9.91@71 2.26 60'--near perfect conditions and only lid and
exhaust!

Posted By:
93redBIRDman On: 12/03/2004 @ 00:05:16 Reply
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^ haha --
SOLD 93 3.4L red Firebird -> lots of mods 67 Chevelle
Malibu w/ 350ci engine -> spun crank bearing...oops! 400hp
motor very very soon!
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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/03/2004 @ 00:05:54 Reply
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LOL, oh trust me, he still lives there
bro. Her story changed several times while I was talking to her
because when I finally got down to the fact that her son stole money
from me ( I was very polite up till now) she got very defensive, and
told me that I didnt know what I was talking about, and that the
police couldnt do ANYTHIGN to get her son in trouble, he is a "legit
Ebay Businessmen". (This guy has done this to 4 other members since
me. I have been contacted by several people dealing with the same
problem and who are also fighting for their money back attempting to
track this peice of shiit down...) The women then laughed and hung
up on me at the end of the call.
He still lives there, before I mentioned that he frauded me
I played it cool like I just knew her son and was calling to get in
contact with him, her response to my question of, "Does a Mr. Eric
Gasper still live here??" brought a "Yes he does, should be home in
a few actually. Who is this?".
Thats when I started to
explain myself before she revealed what a lowlife her whole family
is.  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic
Blackbird stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1
Motorsports Lid, K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback,
Spec Stage III clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02
Slave Cylinder, Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct
Flow bellow, FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR
Lower Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe
Connectors, SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short
Stick, Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper
790V 2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken
Beta FK-451s
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MadMatter4 On: 12/03/2004 @ 00:07:16 Reply
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muahahhaha he will be getting some free
tampon samples in the mail courtesy of me!  --
1996 3.8 Firebird, 1995 Trans-am LT1 http://www.mainstreamtopics.com/
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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/03/2004 @ 00:09:50 Reply
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^
Beautiful... -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic
Blackbird stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1
Motorsports Lid, K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback,
Spec Stage III clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02
Slave Cylinder, Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct
Flow bellow, FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR
Lower Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe
Connectors, SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short
Stick, Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper
790V 2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken
Beta FK-451s
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XIamHungrieX On: 12/03/2004 @ 00:13:21 Reply
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Haha, yea she must have had her story
straight by then. She told me he doesn't come around until the
weekends and that I had to give him my number in order for him to
call me back. They were talking to the IP Relay service person like
they were a 3rd, party too which i found funny. Also I found it very
humorous that 3 different times people called and they put me on
hold and quickly came back. They are in bed.... sleeping now. Bring
them hell!!! --
1995
Pontiac Trans Am A4
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93redBIRDman On: 12/03/2004 @ 00:15:46 Reply
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They will regret stealing our friends
money ! --
SOLD 93 3.4L red Firebird -> lots of mods 67 Chevelle
Malibu w/ 350ci engine -> spun crank bearing...oops! 400hp
motor very very soon!
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ChipHilton On: 12/03/2004 @ 00:50:42 Reply
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ahahaha well if they dont answer the
phone then just mail lots of stuff. say your friends with the guy
who got the watch stolen and he wants his money.
Posted By:
PongoX11 On: 12/03/2004 @ 01:07:49 Reply
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Wow that could have been your LS6
intake... ooops I'll shutup now!
Anyways, wish it was local--I am in that kind of mood right
now --
Pics and Specs 531RWHP/477RWTQ Only bolt ons!
...technically everything used a bolt to install
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98_birdman On: 12/03/2004 @ 01:19:54 Reply
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i called him....sounded real tired like
when you get woke up lol
but its late and my g/f is sleeping so i didnt say anything....just
wanted to wake him up
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94RedFormula On: 12/03/2004 @ 01:33:54 Reply
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MadHatter, concerning samples...new or
used???
We should all send stuff to his address,
Mike, you can count me in.
-- 94 Patriot Red Metalic
Formula M6 Hooker Catback, Lingenfelter CAI, that's all I can
talk my hubby into so far!
Jackie - Winchester, VA

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Howi152 On: 12/03/2004 @ 01:48:17 Reply
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I'll do my part, it 2235 in ca and i
just called and left a message. I'll call again when im off at
midnight pst!!! -- 00 M5 3.8 K&N filters 160 deg.
Powerstop Rotor w/911 pads 3 chamber Flowmasters 5%in the back 35%
on the sides & alot of stereo.

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DruZ28 On: 12/03/2004 @ 02:07:44 Reply
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***ROAD TRIP*** I say, get all the
locals togather, and have a nice bon fire in his backyard about 3 in
the morning...with all the cars running and loud as possible and
fryin the worst smellin shit ever on the open fire with his house
downwind of course! TeeHee! --
1994 Z28 M6-96 LT1 355 swap-MorosoCAI,TrickFlow
elbow,Moroso Solid MMs,Holly 52mm TB w/ported intake,TB bypass,air
pump del,Flowz w/cutout,Edelbrock headers,LT4 Hot Cam,Comp double
valve springs,Comp Cromoly push rods,Cat 1:6 RR's,160` stat,Hurst
Shifter,LT4 Knock Mod,CSR Elect.w.pump,PCMforless tuning,All the
freemods.
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PongoX11 On: 12/03/2004 @ 02:13:39 Reply
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Called em!
 -- Pics and Specs 531RWHP/477RWTQ Only bolt ons!
...technically everything used a bolt to install
Posted By:
BigBird383 On: 12/03/2004 @ 02:18:08 Reply
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Hey fellas, this is a grown man who
lives with his mom and steals from people on eBay, how much worse
could we possibly make his life... oh yeah, a lot. man I
love being evil. --
383ci stroker
LT1, Eagle crank, Eagle SIR rods, SRP forged 16cc dished pistons,
ported and polished aluminum LT1 heads, JW 700R4 transmission, JW
2500 stall converter, Moser 12-bolt rear end, 33 spline Moser axles,
3.73 gears, Eibach drag launch springs.
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PongoX11 On: 12/03/2004 @ 02:22:59 Reply
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^
YES! --
Pics and
Specs 531RWHP/477RWTQ Only
bolt ons! ...technically everything used a bolt to install
Posted By:
Calaban On: 12/03/2004 @ 02:50:09 Reply
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Sign him up for some gay porno
magazines. Sign him up for a free sample of Valtrex (the Herpes
medicine.) Some of my friends did that to another friend. His mom
was like, "Is there something you need to tell me?" It was
Classic. --
1995
Camaro Z28 6-speed W/Flowmaster, TB bypass, CAI
Posted By:
94RedFormula On: 12/03/2004 @ 03:07:21 Reply
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It really makes me mad that ebay
doesn't take a more active role and stop this shit! They get their
cut and that's all they care about.
-- 94 Patriot Red Metalic Formula M6 Hooker
Catback, Lingenfelter CAI, that's all I can talk my hubby into so
far! Jackie - Winchester, VA

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Calaban On: 12/03/2004 @ 03:11:06 Reply
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I try not to buy anything expensive off
of ebay. The most expensive think I've bought was a piece of trim
for my car. --
1995
Camaro Z28 6-speed W/Flowmaster, TB bypass, CAI
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walt355 On: 12/03/2004 @ 03:21:18 Reply
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I bought a $550 set of air bags once,
Ill call on my lunch break at 4:00AM --
96'
Camaro Z-28 M6 Forged 383 Lt1 w/TEA Stage 2 Head&Cam
Package>Check it out 12.1@115 http://www.cardomain.com/id/waltsfastz 02'
Camaro Z-28 A4 Convertable, 977 miles, (Winter Project)
Posted By:
97blackformula On: 12/03/2004 @ 03:39:57 Reply
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2:20AM CST, it went to the answering
machine. -- 1997 Formula-- Old setup... stock bottem end, LE
heads, Joe O. cam(~220/226) 11.710 at 116.76 ALL MOTOR *-*-*-*-*New
setup...383 LE2 package, 11.78 at 115.6 on dr's on shakedown
passes...more to come 
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badeSSt On: 12/03/2004 @ 03:42:35 Reply
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same thing happened to me before. The
****er lived in canada up in the wilderness though, so I was
screwed. -- 2001 Black camaro ss m6 Stock pile of parts at
the house, too bad i'm stuck in the desert
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walt355 On: 12/03/2004 @ 05:42:42 Reply
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Answering machine@ 4:23AM CST. I yelled
really fukin loud. --
96'
Camaro Z-28 M6 Forged 383 Lt1 w/TEA Stage 2 Head&Cam
Package>Check it out 12.1@115 http://www.cardomain.com/id/waltsfastz 02'
Camaro Z-28 A4 Convertable, 977 miles, (Winter Project)
Posted By:
LT1tones On: 12/03/2004 @ 08:54:38 Reply
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just fill out magazine subscriptions
for him for whatever you can find, and check the bill me later box
then wait and watch him get 50 magazines a month and a hefty bill.
its harder to cancel once they start sending and you said you would
pay -- Car: 96' green Z28, m6,t-tops, leather, stock 3.42's,
blacklight. Mods: flowmaster, MSD plug wires, SLP CAI, TB foil,
CC 502 (.495, .503 @ 218, 224), Comp R lifters, GMPP LT1 timing set
Dyno results: 268.1 rwhp @5400rpm 308 rwtq @2500rpm (before cam)
engine back together.. car back at the shop.. hopfully its only
the opti-junk
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Chin0 On: 12/03/2004 @ 09:22:17 Reply
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hahaha i just left a message on there
machine or whatever . With the joe pesci sound board from casino .
Put my phone up to the comps speakers then played the sound bytes .
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pesci.html
I first started out with the sound byte that says "
youve been treating alot of people with disrespect " . Then the "
what the fukk is your problem sound byte" .
Next the " i
think i want my money back sound byte " .
Finally the " what
if i was to kick the ever loving shit outta you" sound byte . At
last the " thank you very very much sound byte"
Hahaha pwned
--
Black
2000 Z28 Auto , Leather , T-tops , Power Everything , 35/35/20 tint
Mods: SLP Dual/Dual Tip Loudmouth , Slp Ram Air , Slp Lid w/
k&n Filter , Smooth Bellows, 3.73's
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AbadSS On: 12/03/2004 @ 10:28:34 Reply
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ah, time for more fun! (leans back in
chair, cracks nuckles, and begins immense magazine, medicine, travel
brochure, junk mail subscription campaign)
i got some
practice at this now, so our newly honed skills will fuk this guy up
even worse than the last little beotch. its party time!  -- 2000 NBM SS-M6- Cam, Headers, Borla, FTRA, Lid,
Manley Rods, MAF, TB, Pro 5.0, Z06 Clutch & Slave, Carsound
Cats, Etc.....
old
dyno=364hp/371tq -Hear it: http://www.mainstreamtopics.com/soundclips/clips/SSclip%20MP3.mp3
-PICS: http://members.fbody.com/abadss/
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Jeremiah On: 12/03/2004 @ 10:34:32 Reply
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After I go talk to my ex boss on
Monday, I might have an assignment for you guys..lol -- 2001
Firebird 3.8 5spd: K&N, exhaust, lid, Magnaflow cat,wires,160
thermo, NGKs, HBHRacing fan switch, and HBHRacing SUPER-DUPER TOP
SECRET MOD With Harlan's mod: 15.01@91.87 1/8th-9.64@72 2.12
60'--hot, humid, slipping clutch on an open diff and 3.23's With
out the mod : 15.37@90.47 1/8th-9.91@71 2.26 60'--near perfect
conditions and only lid and exhaust!

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AbadSS On: 12/03/2004 @ 10:42:03 Reply
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^ we're
like punks for hire now...  -- 2000 NBM SS-M6- Cam, Headers, Borla, FTRA, Lid,
Manley Rods, MAF, TB, Pro 5.0, Z06 Clutch & Slave, Carsound
Cats, Etc.....
old
dyno=364hp/371tq -Hear it: http://www.mainstreamtopics.com/soundclips/clips/SSclip%20MP3.mp3
-PICS: http://members.fbody.com/abadss/
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Casey89RS On: 12/03/2004 @ 10:48:47 Reply
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Hey guys just read the post gonna do
everything I can think of. -- 89 RS 305 tbi 5speed ttops fancy
blue paint now I jsut need to do something about that 305
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formula87350 On: 12/03/2004 @ 11:19:37 Reply
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Signing him up for test drives at ALL
the dealerships in has area! May not seem like much, but when a
salesman thinks you're interested good luck getting rid of
him!!
What is his E-mail? -- 2002 Silver WS6 M6. SLP
intake lid, SLP smooth elbow, MSD plug wires, K&N, Borla
cat-back w/no plate. Best 1/4 e.t. 13.044 (according to the
p.c.'s) http://formula87350.fbody.com/ [ Edited on
12/03/2004 @ 11:22:14 ]
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Demus On: 12/03/2004 @ 11:32:30 Reply
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Hrm, I think some aol subscriptions are
in order. I was thinking somewhere in ballpark of 100, but if anyone
can come up with a more interesting number... well, we'll see
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ryguy_45832 On: 12/03/2004 @ 11:41:51 Reply
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damn sounds like fun. I'm gonna give
him a little call...lmao. --
94
z28(A4),1LE Elbow,160 t-stat,moroso cai,hooker lt's,3in true
duals,x-pipe,bullet mufflers,3.73's,weld drag lites,275
radials,PCM4LESS,MSD6AL Ignition,autolite 106's,BMR sfc's,Taylor
otvc,Hayden trans cooler,free mods,homemade ram air,lt4 km,P&P
heads,xe230/236,1.6RR's,.600springs,CSI waterpump,midwest 3200
stall,17in chrome SS rims,6speed conversion in the works! 95' Toyota
corrola
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ryguy_45832 On: 12/03/2004 @ 11:42:22 Reply
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Demus that would be
hilarious! --
94
z28(A4),1LE Elbow,160 t-stat,moroso cai,hooker lt's,3in true
duals,x-pipe,bullet mufflers,3.73's,weld drag lites,275
radials,PCM4LESS,MSD6AL Ignition,autolite 106's,BMR sfc's,Taylor
otvc,Hayden trans cooler,free mods,homemade ram air,lt4 km,P&P
heads,xe230/236,1.6RR's,.600springs,CSI waterpump,midwest 3200
stall,17in chrome SS rims,6speed conversion in the works! 95' Toyota
corrola
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ryguy_45832 On: 12/03/2004 @ 11:48:22 Reply
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hope he likes howard
stern --
94 z28(A4),1LE Elbow,160 t-stat,moroso cai,hooker
lt's,3in true duals,x-pipe,bullet mufflers,3.73's,weld drag
lites,275 radials,PCM4LESS,MSD6AL Ignition,autolite 106's,BMR
sfc's,Taylor otvc,Hayden trans cooler,free mods,homemade ram air,lt4
km,P&P heads,xe230/236,1.6RR's,.600springs,CSI waterpump,midwest
3200 stall,17in chrome SS rims,6speed conversion in the works! 95'
Toyota corrola
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HBHRacing On: 12/03/2004 @ 11:49:32 Reply
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Someone should have sex with his mom..
-- click me to see my pics and mods
click me For Fbody tech articals
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Z28LT1Ski On: 12/03/2004 @ 12:07:12 Reply
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Somebody send a hooker to his
house --
1995 Camaro Z28 A4 - Pacesetter LT's, Accel 300+, Taylor OVC
Wire Kit, GM 3.73's, Eaton Posi, ZL2 Style Hood from US Exotics, SLP
CAI, Flowmaster Catback, PCM4Less, TB Bypass, Airfoil, Relocated
IAT, Vortech Elbow, Ported & Descreened MAF, and a pair of
Hookers on the back!
"I don't need a female's endless drama in my life. I get
enough of that from my car's SES light." - Assbreeze
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baron_350 On: 12/03/2004 @ 12:20:33 Reply
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Anybody have his email addy? Sign him
up an a gay bdsm personals site -- BARON_350 1997 WS6 Convertible A4 / 1 of
463

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98_birdman On: 12/03/2004 @ 12:59:22 Reply
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ive got one im gonna do....gonna call
him up and act like i know him like "hey man whats up, you going to
that party tomorrow night?" and if he acts like he doesnt know who
it is im gonna say "man im like your best friend and you dont even
know who this is" and if he says a name ill just be like "yea...i
knew you knew who it was" and just go on til i get caught
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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/03/2004 @ 13:12:22 Reply
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Thanks guys, Im going to owe you all big time when this is
over...But you know you can all count on me when I get a chance to
return the favor.
Ricky, I knew I could count on ya bro. Feel free to get as
enthusiastic about this project as you can!
Thanks man.
His email address is ericPGasper@aol.com
Have some fun with that...
Seriously, I cant say it enough for whoever is helping with
this. I appreciate it more then you realize. Thanks to all my
fbody.com brothers. -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic
Blackbird stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1
Motorsports Lid, K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback,
Spec Stage III clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02
Slave Cylinder, Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct
Flow bellow, FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR
Lower Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe
Connectors, SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short
Stick, Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper
790V 2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken
Beta FK-451s
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AbadSS On: 12/03/2004 @ 13:57:44 Reply
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sweet, now i dont have to make a fake
email address for this guy like i did for the last one. this is
going to be a major distraction from work.... -- 2000 NBM
SS-M6- Cam, Headers, Borla, FTRA, Lid, Manley Rods, MAF, TB, Pro
5.0, Z06 Clutch & Slave, Carsound Cats, Etc.. old
dyno=364hp/371tq -soundclip: http://www.mainstreamtopics.com/soundclips/clips/SSclip%20MP3.mp3
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Orgasmo On: 12/03/2004 @ 14:20:59 Reply
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damn i missed the beginning of this, o
well now who ill be calling during my breaks at work today  -- 98 trans am ws6 performance package slp
loudmouth

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dafirechicken On: 12/03/2004 @ 14:29:17 Reply
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Number is now programmed into my phone.
I love doing drunk prank calling. -- "At least I'm not
driving a mustang"
2002 M5 Firebird, DynoMax Catback Exhaust, K&N
Aircharger Kit, Stereo System---Member of the Texas A&M Sports
Car Club
Posted By:
TransAm93 On: 12/03/2004 @ 14:44:53 Reply
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His answering machine just got to
listen to 2 annoying Madonna songs lol
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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/03/2004 @ 14:46:17 Reply
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Jackie, Ricky, Jim, Andre, Ryguy,
93redBirdman, Demus, Formula87350, baron350, casey, 95ramair,
93M6LT1, Hack95ta, chino, druZ28, Transam93, Lt1tones, orgasmo,
Ryan, Z28Lt1ski, Howi, Walt, Bigbird (AKA Mike), Harlan,
XlamHungrieX, Hotred, Jeremiah, 97blackformula, madmatter, 98
Birdman, Calaban, and anyone else I missed, you guys are all
awesome! I wont forget this. Thanks...
Andrew-Youre DAMN right that could have been my LS6 intake!
I get mad everytime I think about it!
Thanks for the help bro.
Alex-I wish I had a recorder during
that first phone call.
That is a great idea, although at this point I highly doubt Im going
to be able to get this guy on the phone. A
road trip in the end might be neccesary...We will see how all this
goes, haha. Thanks for the advice bro, I appreciate it.
For
all of you "assisting" in this project, Thank you over and over
again!  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
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95ramair On: 12/03/2004 @ 14:50:14 Reply
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I have to get a calling card, that
fugger called me back last night! -- 1995 Formula Convertible, 6 speed, Ram Air 1 of 1,038 1999 Trans Am WS6 Convertible, A4 1 of 467

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baron_350 On: 12/03/2004 @ 15:02:00 Reply
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LMFAO I just signed him up in a gay
Yahoo message board
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/GAY_MEN_OF_WESTERN_NEW_YORK/
From: "ericcgasper" <ericcgasper@y...> Date: Fri
Dec 3, 2004 2:40 pm Subject: Lonley in Bayside Hi guys, My
name is Eric and I am looking for cute guys (race unimportant)
who want to chat, email, talk on the phone or meet. I am easy
going, laid back, and have been told I am cute. I have brown
hair and green eyes. I love to chat online and eBay. I also love
taking walks and just meeting hanging out and being close with
the right guy. No pressure but if u wanna chat email me at
ericpgasper@a... . My number is 718-224-3757 if u wanna call me
on cell. .. Peace.. Eric
-- BARON_350
1997 WS6 Convertible A4 / 1 of 463

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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/03/2004 @ 15:05:19 Reply
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Oh my god thats awesome. Thanks bro!  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
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baron_350 On: 12/03/2004 @ 15:11:57 Reply
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No prob man. BTW if you come up with
anything clever to add I signed him up with username ERICPGASPER and
password FLAMINGHOMO. lol. Later. -- BARON_350 1997 WS6 Convertible A4 / 1 of
463

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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/03/2004 @ 15:13:18 Reply
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hahahahaha beaaaautiful.  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
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virodriguez On: 12/03/2004 @ 15:22:33 Reply
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How about we do a reverse look up on
the phone numbers of his neighbors call them all up and harass (not
sure if i spelled it right) them and make them come over to his
house. By maybe telling them that he is having affairs with all of
their wives.... ( though if it goes too far someone might get shot.
Hmmmm. ) what do you guys think... -- 1995 z28 gone NOW.....
feauring 1997 sunfire with 2.2L of fury feel the pavement
SHAKE.... 95hp@6500, 55tq@5000 and 100shot of NAWS...
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bichin95redta On: 12/03/2004 @ 15:26:31 Reply
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The Secret Service handled my internet
fraud complaint. This was when someone tried to scam me by buying my
'95 Trans Am. I was asking $10k for the car, and they said they'd
send me a "cashier's check" for $18k. I'd deposit the check, take
out the $10k for the car, and wire them the $8k to defray the cost
of someone coming to pick up & deliver the car to "the buyer".
This was fishy from the get-go, so I decided to string it
along and see how far they would go. One morning, my wife calls me
at work and says we got an overnight FedEx with an $18k cashier's
check in it.
To make a long story short, the check was
counterfeit. I called around to various government agencies, and was
told that the Secret Service handled these matters. I took the
mailer, counterfeit cashier's check, and all the e-mails between me
& the scammers, to the Secret Service. The agent I talked to
said that internet fraud is so huge, it's mind-boggling. The biggest
problem is that a lot of the scams are run from "off-shore", and
many of those governments will not cooperate with the U.S.
government to prosecute the "big fish" who are running the scams.
I'd get ahold of the local Secret Service branch, and
forward all your information to them. Good luck.
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virodriguez On: 12/03/2004 @ 15:42:25 Reply
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or how about i send him over to IRS and
make them do an audit on him because of all the stuff he's sold on
ebay.. or how about we call the local police dept. as an
informant and report his house as a meth lab.. or how bout we find
out where he works and call his work and say that we are with child
protective services and we are required by law to let the employers
know about him being a registered sex offender.. or some bullshit
like that -- 1995 z28 gone NOW..... feauring 1997 sunfire
with 2.2L of fury feel the pavement SHAKE.... 95hp@6500,
55tq@5000 and 100shot of NAWS...
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JaredRS On: 12/03/2004 @ 15:50:36 Reply
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Baron: Hey, ive got some stuff to ad in
there, but its telling me invalid password... did someone change
it? -- - Don't have an FBody anymore 
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baron_350 On: 12/03/2004 @ 15:55:39 Reply
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LMAO! Jared it has been changed. He
might have done it. Maybe it sent a confirmation or something to him
at his AOL addy when I signed him up. Let's see hmmm..
-- BARON_350 1997 WS6
Convertible A4 / 1 of 463

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95ramair On: 12/03/2004 @ 15:57:08 Reply
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This is awesome!! Don't
fukk with the good people of fbody.com You
will pay -- 1995 Formula Convertible, 6 speed, Ram Air 1 of 1,038 1999 Trans Am WS6 Convertible, A4 1 of 467

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baron_350 On: 12/03/2004 @ 16:00:02 Reply
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Yup.. he's gonna have an email in his
AOL account that he signed up for it
We could always sign him up again with another
username..heh heh.. -- BARON_350
1997 WS6 Convertible A4 / 1 of 463

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JaredRS On: 12/03/2004 @ 16:11:06 Reply
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Baron: Haha, ok, I really shouldnt be
going to that group anyways at work.  -- - Don't have an FBody anymore 
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baron_350 On: 12/03/2004 @ 16:12:59 Reply
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LOL yeh probably not a good idea at
work.. -- BARON_350 1997 WS6
Convertible A4 / 1 of 463

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AbadSS On: 12/03/2004 @ 16:13:34 Reply
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you might need to make a fake email
account just for that reason, so he cant cancel things like that....
 -- 2000 NBM SS-M6- Cam, Headers, Borla, FTRA, Lid,
Manley Rods, MAF, TB, Pro 5.0, Z06 Clutch & Slave, Carsound
Cats, Etc.. old dyno=364hp/371tq -soundclip: http://www.mainstreamtopics.com/soundclips/clips/SSclip%20MP3.mp3
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docs89gta On: 12/03/2004 @ 16:23:16 Reply
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I just sent this to a friend of mine
and he suggested doing a change of address on him. It would be bad
to not get your mail when your bills are due.
I am new to
the site, but had to join after reading these posts. Hope i don't
piss anyone off. lol
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baron_350 On: 12/03/2004 @ 16:31:01 Reply
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OK done. New yahoo username:
Ericluvs2suck. Same password: flaminghomo. I made up a hotmail
account for him too so he can't cancel this one. Hotmail acct is
ericpgasper@hotmail.com, same password. (I was bored. LOL.) Sign him
up everywhere. LOL. -- BARON_350
1997 WS6 Convertible A4 / 1 of 463

Posted By:
Z28LT1Ski On: 12/03/2004 @ 16:40:54 Reply
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how about someone researching his
utility companies and canceling his service? Would suck without
electricity and cable tv and such --
1995 Camaro
Z28 A4 - Pacesetter LT's, Accel 300+, Taylor OVC Wire Kit, GM
3.73's, Eaton Posi, ZL2 Style Hood from US Exotics, SLP CAI,
Flowmaster Catback, PCM4Less, TB Bypass, Airfoil, Relocated IAT,
Vortech Elbow, Ported & Descreened MAF, and a pair of Hookers on
the back!
"I don't need a female's endless drama in my life. I get
enough of that from my car's SES light." - Assbreeze
Posted By:
17andCrazy On: 12/03/2004 @ 17:00:38 Reply
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he should be expecting a pizza
delivery... from 4 pizza joints... in the next hour or so  --

Posted By:
DontH8V6 On: 12/03/2004 @ 17:02:51 Reply
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And you Bush guys support his idea to
give out citizenship to people like him!!!
Posted By:
LightningquickLS1 On: 12/03/2004 @ 17:07:31 Reply
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Oh wow, this just keeps getting better.
Keep up
the good work fellas. You guys rule!  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
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AngelEyes On: 12/03/2004 @ 17:17:54 Reply
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If you have his address, you can get a
lawyer and go after him. If I was you, I'd take a personal trip for
a week, find out just who he is, and then catch him off gaurd some
night, **** him up hardcore and steal everything he has on him,
including his pinky finger. His finger ain't no watch, but it'll
look good on the mantle! --
http://www.angelfire.com/ex/mycars/ http://members.cardomain.com/oni_x_racing
Posted By:
DRNOS On: 12/03/2004 @ 17:36:40 Reply
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Hey go back on e-bay and buy everything
he is selling, and dont pay for shit, hell be charged for the
listing fee, and a percent of the final cost of the item just to
screw him, and by far a road trip is in order. -- 91 Z28
CAMARO 434sb 8.9 on 200 shot 9.55 all motor. http://mr427drnos.fbody.com/
Tens you say what then, nines are fine, eights are great, sevens are
heaven, sixes are sick, fives you better check to see if your alive,
fours your knockin on heavens door.
Posted By:
docs89gta On: 12/03/2004 @ 17:43:29 Reply
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What is his user id on
ebay? -- 89 GTA Trans Am stock with NOS. Flowmaster exhaust.
T-Tops.In need of rebuild soon.
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walt355 On: 12/03/2004 @ 19:06:00 Reply
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This is funnier than hell, U have to
think of something. --
96'
Camaro Z-28 M6 Forged 383 Lt1 w/TEA Stage 2 Head&Cam
Package>Check it out 12.1@115 http://www.cardomain.com/id/waltsfastz 02'
Camaro Z-28 A4 Convertable, 977 miles, (Winter Project)
Posted By:
95ramair On: 12/03/2004 @ 19:11:42 Reply
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Lightning: Post his user I.D. for ebay.
I will buy all of his stuff
but of course I won't pay for it -- 1995 Formula Convertible, 6 speed, Ram Air 1 of 1,038 1999 Trans Am WS6 Convertible, A4 1 of 467

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96TealZ On: 12/03/2004 @ 19:14:10 Reply
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Got the machine, so i gave him the
barnyard orgy skit aka sheep fukking noises, for about 30 sec. Just
gettin started on this one! Woot woot! -- 96 z28, moroso cai,
slp 2otl muffler, zexel diff, 3.73's, rossler 4l60e, 2400 stall
hypertech,bald ass tires that were new a mere 2000 miles ago,
13.71@101.6
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SIC On: 12/03/2004 @
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I just signed this guy up with an
interwiew for the Marine Corp. Those recruiters are relentless and
won't stop calling this peice of shit for years! --
99/WS6
Posted By:
68Malibu On: 12/03/2004 @ 20:09:03 Reply
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I'm currently signing him up for every
magazine I can find with a subsription card and checking "bill me
later." I'm up to 8 already...
Also sending him all kinds
of stuff from this site. http://www.thefreesite.com/Free_Samples/ -- 1998
Dodge Ram 2500 w/Cummins Turbo Diesel 1968 Chevy Malibu: 350 ci,
with TH350 trans, and lots of dents. FOR SALE!! 1994 Pontiac
Firebird Formula M6 [ Edited on 12/03/2004 @ 20:11:08 ]
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Jeremiah On: 12/03/2004 @ 20:09:11 Reply
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oh thats just wrong SIC..lol..I wonder
what this guy is thinking right now! -- 2001 Firebird 3.8
5spd: K&N, exhaust, lid, Magnaflow cat,wires,160 thermo, NGKs,
HBHRacing fan switch, and HBHRacing SUPER-DUPER TOP SECRET MOD
With Harlan's mod: 15.01@91.87 1/8th-9.64@72 2.12 60'--hot,
humid, slipping clutch on an open diff and 3.23's With out the
mod : 15.37@90.47 1/8th-9.91@71 2.26 60'--near perfect conditions
and only lid and exhaust!

Posted By:
walt355 On: 12/03/2004 @ 20:13:20 Reply
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Hes probably thinking "Mutha
****a" --
96'
Camaro Z-28 M6 Forged 383 Lt1 w/TEA Stage 2 Head&Cam
Package>Check it out 12.1@115 http://www.cardomain.com/id/waltsfastz 02'
Camaro Z-28 A4 Convertable, 977 miles, (Winter Project)
Posted By:
98_birdman On: 12/03/2004 @ 20:20:14 Reply
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In reply to the person who had a scam
run on them by the purchase of a car....
I put my car on a
few free online classifieds, as I also did with my girlfriends car.
We both got replies within hours of posting them and after e-mailing
back and forth we noticed the same thing coming from what appeared
to be two different people. Fortunately her mom works at a bank and
said that it was a scam and that after they send you the money order
and have your car they cancel payment on the money order. You then
have no car, no money!
Sorry for hijacking this thread...I'm
still pranking the sumbiatch!
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2001ss350 On: 12/03/2004 @ 20:32:44 Reply
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He will be recieving the same 125 CD's
of OPERA AND CHINESE that the other looser will be getting. The
first 15 are free and every cd there after is $21 with shipping!
I'm here for ya Mike! Nobody fuks with my friends - in my
book, friends are family!
My offer still stands for the road
trip. A couple of brothers ex-friends can account for me being "a
little" rough if you know what I mean! --
Best ET - 12.186(new), Best MPH - 120.11(new) Best 60' -
1.756(new)
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dan On: 12/03/2004 @
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the guy is only afew hours drive from
me...i'll be down for a roadtrip... -- 81 firebird 301 a3
Ttops, 93 firebird 3.4 a4, 78 firebird esprit "engine delete" a3
Ttops 84 firebird 355 m5 Ttops, 78 firebird esprit 305 m4 73
nova 350 m4, 98 firebird formula ls1 m6..yeah thats right
biatches
Posted By:
LightningquickLS1 On: 12/03/2004 @ 21:36:48 Reply
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guys,
his user ID is jewelerycashflow, but he was kicked off of Ebay a few
weeks ago, so he cant run any more auctions. (I have been clicking
on his feedback every few days since my auction ended for updates.
One day when I logged in his user name came up "No longer a
registered user". He has acquired so many negative feedbacks since
September when he began this scam its incredible. I guess they
finally noticed and got rid of him. I had like 4-5 Ebay members
email me asking for help and if i had talked to him yet or received
my item. Apparently he just set up his account and his good history
in the beginning to build some trust for when he began scamming.
Unfortunatley, in my case, it worked...
For any of you guys who just noticed this thread and have
begun to help (DRNOS, Angeleyes, SIC, 96tealZ, Docs89GTA, Nate,
68Malibu, JaredRS and the rest of you), thank you. As i said
earlier, EVERYTHING is appreciated, and Im going to owe all of you
guys big time when this is over.
Dan, thanks man. I
appreciate that offer. I will let you know if it goes down, and it
WILL be on videotape for the rest of the forum if it happens.
Justin-Thanks bro, you were included in the people
I mentioned who are "brothers" to me. I knew youd be there without
having to ask. You can count on me as much as i count on you at any
time. If this roadtrip happens, I will let you know.  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
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PCLZ28 On: 12/03/2004 @ 21:46:46 Reply
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for those guys on here signing him up
at weirdo sites be sure to list his real email in the forum for
people on the site to reply to. man i would hate to make anyone
on this site mad...LOL WEAR HIM OUT! I sold a car on ebay
and the guy paid with a credit card and after he picked it up he
cancelled the payment! i drove across three states and with help
from his local sheriff repoed my car. bad deal cost me at least $500
bucks. i'm glad i have free long distance...lol! -- 1986
Z28 305 Quadra-bog 700R4 with B&M Shift Kit Pioneer CD Sound
System
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mystic_camaro On: 12/03/2004 @ 22:25:21 Reply
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sometimes i wish people got scammed
closer to me, then i could actually make a personall
visit! -- 1999 Red Trans Am (6 speed) LS1
Best 1/4 13.19 @ 108.30 MPH - Death By Displacement
Call me, Yax. Posting since 2001 I live in Sarasota, FL so stop
asking
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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/03/2004 @ 22:28:03 Reply
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Its the thought that counts bro, I
appreciate that... -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic
Blackbird stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1
Motorsports Lid, K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback,
Spec Stage III clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02
Slave Cylinder, Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct
Flow bellow, FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR
Lower Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe
Connectors, SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short
Stick, Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper
790V 2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken
Beta FK-451s
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Sheridan On: 12/03/2004 @ 22:42:12 Reply
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This is completly childish..
..I'm joining in!
Hope he likes PentHORSE magazine  --
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2001ss350 On: 12/03/2004 @ 22:54:13 Reply
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Penthorse, thats good, I'm gonna see
what else I can find that will cost him money. --
Best ET - 12.186(new), Best MPH - 120.11(new) Best 60' -
1.756(new)
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2001ss350 On: 12/03/2004 @ 23:03:12 Reply
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I just signed him up for:
A
penile enlargment program. Comes with brochures, flyers, DETAILED
before and after pictures, numbers to call, addresses of available
doctors, chances of success, sexual benefits...the list goes
on. --
Best ET - 12.186(new), Best MPH - 120.11(new) Best 60' -
1.756(new)
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rogue13 On: 12/03/2004 @ 23:03:32 Reply
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man i wish i saw this thread earlier
i'm missing all the fun.
according to mapquest the place is
less then 2 hours from me. if you plan a roadtrip rumble let me know
dude im down. ****in scam artist lying pieces of shit gonna burn.
I actually have off like 5 days next week so i can use up
my vacation time at work before its gone, so im free i'm
thinking we have an fbody meet and swing by the bastards house with
30 guys/girls one weekend. and then go out for drinks.
Im
trying to think of something creative to do. i gotta catch up to
everyone else on the harassment level!
-- '96 Red
Trans Am-- TB bypass, Moroso CAI, BMR adjustable pan hard rod, LPE
3.5in aluminum driveshaft, 1LE elbow, LT4 KM, BMR tubular Subframes,
SLP airfoil, Hooker super competition shorty headers, hooker super
competition cat-back (3" inlet dual 2.5" outlets w/stock tips ), NGK TR55s, ST 35mm front sway bar, CSI electric WP,
Delteq Opti-direct ignition system, Hotchkis STB "Le Diable
Rouge" 
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IwannaFirebird On: 12/03/2004 @ 23:18:20 Reply
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hmmmm.....a subscription to feed
management, meat processing global, feed international, meat
processing magazine, the ABA banking journal, accounting technology,
accounting today, athletic business, bank investment consultant,
bank systems and technology, banking strategies, business solutions,
card technology, chief executive, collections and credit risk,
continutity insights, credit card management, financial planning,
insurance technology, investment advisor, market watch, business
strategies for medical technology executives, on wall street,
practical accountant, real estate forum, registered rep, risk and
insurance, supply and demand chain, the cpa technology advisor, the
credit union journal, the deal, traders, us banker, wall street and
technology, and bank technology news? what interesting hobbies you
have, eric gasper... --
1978 firebird formula 350-numbers matching, original paint
scheme, edelbrock rpm intake, flowtech LTs, custom true duals
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rogue13 On: 12/03/2004 @ 23:20:46 Reply
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eh put his address down for some random
free shit, ill do more tomorrow i need sleep.
i want to
think of something he cant avoid like he can with junk mail/prank
calls, something that will cost him. hmmmm need to find out how to
step this up to the next level without breaking the
law
-- '96 Red Trans Am-- TB bypass, Moroso CAI, BMR
adjustable pan hard rod, LPE 3.5in aluminum driveshaft, 1LE elbow,
LT4 KM, BMR tubular Subframes, SLP airfoil, Hooker super competition
shorty headers, hooker super competition cat-back (3" inlet dual
2.5" outlets w/stock tips ),
NGK TR55s, ST 35mm front sway bar, CSI electric WP, Delteq
Opti-direct ignition system, Hotchkis STB "Le Diable Rouge"  [ Edited on 12/03/2004 @ 23:21:46 ]
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Chin0 On: 12/03/2004 @ 23:25:19 Reply
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My friend is posting his address and
phone number on gay forums . HAHAHA
Iam pissing people
off in chat rooms then challenging them to call me on the phone .
eric your screwdddddddddd --
Black
2000 Z28 Auto , Leather , T-tops , Power Everything , 35/35/20 tint
Mods: SLP Dual/Dual Tip Loudmouth , Slp Ram Air , Slp Lid w/
k&n Filter , Smooth Bellows, 3.73's
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Orgasmo On: 12/03/2004 @ 23:25:19 Reply
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oh
man this is great im up for a roadtrip i
live in long island new york i can get to bayside in under an hour
 -- 98 trans am ws6 performance package
slp loudmouth

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Orgasmo On: 12/03/2004 @ 23:26:48 Reply
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on my break i didnt feel like using my
minutes..
used my friends
phone and called bout 30 times  -- 98 trans am ws6 performance package slp
loudmouth

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PongoX11 On: 12/03/2004 @ 23:42:47 Reply
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This is damn funny--the Pizza'a BAH HAHAHA
Military, oh damn. I had an EXCHANGE student who got on the
Army call list, we got calls from the Army for the next 2 years or
so after he left even
telling them every time "HE IS NOT A US CITIZEN AND HAS GONE BACK TO
HIS OWN COUNTRY!" --
Pics and
Specs 531RWHP/477RWTQ Only
bolt ons! ...technically everything used a bolt to install
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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/03/2004 @ 23:49:55 Reply
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I cant stop laughing..seriously. I should have mentioned
to this guy during that first phone call that I have friends in high
and low places.
You guys are the best. Thanks to each and
everyone of you who is helping with this.
This whole next week is going to be hell for this guy, and
the week after that, and the week after that, etc...lol... If anyone
gets more new ideas, post em up and we'll run with them. Ive been
brainstorming like crazy all week about this stuff.  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/03/2004 @ 23:52:42 Reply
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Chino, i just reread your post bro and the laughing
started all over again, thats hilarious. I owe ya brother!
If this roadtrip goes down, it will DEFINITELY be
on videotape for the forum. This will be like an early TITE3 with a
different objective...  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
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Sheridan On: 12/03/2004 @ 23:54:10 Reply
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We could sell his house, or just put up
free ads locally for various items and specify that he sleeps days
so all phone calls must be after 11pm. Then sell stuff for
ridiculous prices. Request the power be disconected because he is
moving.
Don't forget religious groups, the mormans are like
the plauge... --
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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/04/2004 @ 00:19:17 Reply
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^ -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
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72z28 On: 12/04/2004 @ 00:51:22 Reply
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he has viagra, condoms, and a couple
random mags on the way. i got a couple friends signing him up for
shit too. -- K&N, Flowmaster American Thunder cat-back.
Free mods next. more to come.

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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/04/2004 @ 00:56:37 Reply
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Thanks brother.  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
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72z28 On: 12/04/2004 @ 01:22:45 Reply
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alright between me and my friend. he
should have over 20 free random samples on the way. anything from
wood to anal lube to dvds about hairloss. -- K&N,
Flowmaster American Thunder cat-back. Free mods next. more to come.

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68Malibu On: 12/04/2004 @ 02:12:02 Reply
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I filled out a survey for Mr. Gasper
that just earned him a free "feminine excercisor."  -- 1998 Dodge Ram 2500 w/Cummins Turbo Diesel
1968 Chevy Malibu: 350 ci, with TH350 trans, and lots of dents.
FOR SALE!! 1994 Pontiac Firebird Formula M6
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94RedFormula On: 12/04/2004 @ 03:13:28 Reply
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OMG, you guys are soooo creative. I
don't advise anyone to take a drink while reading this
stuff...vanilla coke out the nose while laughing is not good.
I thought he might be getting tired of pizza so he'll soon
be receiving lots of cookbooks.
Okay here's some
more ideas...make appointments with doctor, dentist and others, they
bill if you miss an appointment.
What about lots of
ESTIMATES for having his house painted, carpeted, remodeled...hell
even an estimate to tear his house down to build another. Funeral
director to preplan a funeral. -- 94 Patriot Red Metalic
Formula M6 Hooker Catback, Lingenfelter CAI, that's all I can
talk my hubby into so far!
Jackie - Winchester, VA

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FSANE On: 12/04/2004 @ 03:28:32 Reply
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I could pay him a visit. let me know
when we are meeting up
http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?do=rev&mo=ma&1ex=1&src=maps&un=m&go=1&2ex=1&1c=Bayside&1g=q8No0%2f2QMNM%3d&2tabval=address&1l=%2f5MwcBWcjBs%3d&2c=White%20Plains&cl=EN&2g=VBfC2y1DsEA%3d&1s=NY&2l=o2%2f%2feVdTkXI%3d&ct=NA&1v=ZIP9&2n=Westchester&1y=US&1tabval=address&1z=11361%2d1443&2s=NY&2v=CITY&did=1102147987&2y=US
Total
Est. Time: 31 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 22.64 miles
-- 2002 T/A AUTO Metalic Silver.
 Best ET is 12.383 @ 112.13 MPH w/ 1.814 60ft Best
60ft is 1.79 Best N2O ET is 11.582 @ 120.56 MPH [ Edited
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walt355 On: 12/04/2004 @ 04:00:22 Reply
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Damn this is some funny shit --
96'
Camaro Z-28 M6 Forged 383 Lt1 w/TEA Stage 2 Head&Cam
Package>Check it out 12.1@115 http://www.cardomain.com/id/waltsfastz 02'
Camaro Z-28 A4 Convertable, 977 miles, (Winter Project)
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93threefour On: 12/04/2004 @ 05:03:26 Reply
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what about sign him up for cell phone
over the internet or something like that? get him job interviews all
over his area and when he doesnt show they will call adn it will
give him a bad rep when he goes to get a job
i just called
him as his gay oyfriend tim adn left him a message -- 1993
Camaro 3.4L *RedLineVSix*

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Waverly On: 12/04/2004 @ 05:47:49 Reply
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My Caps Lock Button Is
Broken
-- 95 Z-28 Conv. Vortech Blower, Eibach
Springs, KYB Adjustables, Meziere HO pump, Mccord Power Plate,
Magnaflow Catback, Lakewood LCA's, Hotchkis STB & adjustable
Panhard Bar, Ported and Polished Heads and intake, custom headlight
conversion, Fully automated remote start W all options, custom
programming, 373 W eaton posi, Pacesetter LT's soon.
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Waverly On: 12/04/2004 @ 05:49:44 Reply
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I am in AL, but if you give enough
notice, this would be a good excuse for a road trip. I have never
been to NY, this would be an excellent excuse. -- 95 Z-28
Conv. Vortech Blower, Eibach Springs, KYB Adjustables, Meziere
HO pump, Mccord Power Plate, Magnaflow Catback, Lakewood LCA's,
Hotchkis STB & adjustable Panhard Bar, Ported and Polished Heads
and intake, custom headlight conversion, Fully automated remote
start W all options, custom programming, 373 W eaton posi,
Pacesetter LT's soon.
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DRNOS On: 12/04/2004 @ 08:28:55 Reply
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The johovahas whitnesses will be
knocking on his door soon, maybe this sunday.
Muuuhaaaaaaaa. -- 91 Z28 CAMARO 434sb 8.9 on 200 shot 9.55 all
motor. http://mr427drnos.fbody.com/
Tens you say what then, nines are fine, eights are great, sevens are
heaven, sixes are sick, fives you better check to see if your alive,
fours your knockin on heavens door.
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chevytrucker On: 12/04/2004 @ 11:10:31 Reply
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Ok, if anyone wants to know, Henry
Gasper owns the house and it's worth $19,414. More info on the way

Lida Gasper lives there too, his mom I
guess. -- 96 Chevy S-10 4.3 LITERS OF FURY!!!  Volant CAI, Sony Xplod cd player, Alpine R12 sub,
off-road tires on a 2wd truck, more on the way
 If you want a Microsoft product that doesn't suck, wait
till they start makin vacuum cleaners! [ Edited on 12/04/2004 @
11:20:39 ]
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Chin0 On: 12/04/2004 @ 11:30:16 Reply
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Jesus 20k dollar house . No wonder hes
stealning peoples money from ebay --
Black
2000 Z28 Auto , Leather , T-tops , Power Everything , 35/35/20 tint
Mods: SLP Dual/Dual Tip Loudmouth , Slp Ram Air , Slp Lid w/
k&n Filter , Smooth Bellows, 3.73's
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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/04/2004 @ 12:32:51 Reply
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Oh man Jackie, I have never laughed this hard in my life.
ANYONE who can book him for some appointments (doctors, dentists,
contractors, realestate agents, etc) please DO IT! That is a
BEAUTIFUL idea!
Dan and everyone else, thanks for the info guys!
DRNOS-Thanks bro!! Waverly, Alex, 93four, Jackie,
68Malibu, -I will definitely keep you guys posted, thanks brothers.
"I thought he might be getting tired of
pizza so he'll soon be receiving lots of cookbooks" -
-- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic
Blackbird stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1
Motorsports Lid, K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback,
Spec Stage III clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02
Slave Cylinder, Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct
Flow bellow, FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR
Lower Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe
Connectors, SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short
Stick, Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper
790V 2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken
Beta FK-451s
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98_birdman On: 12/04/2004 @ 13:21:41 Reply
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damn....$20k house in new york, it must
be a shit hole i
called him last night and of course got the machine and in my best
new york accent i said "Yo Eric I got that good stuff that you
wanted, call me back and let me know if you got the money"
I
wished I could find the phone number for the guy that was trying to
screw me over after putting my engine in...he's pentacostal...so he
woulda been pissed  [ Edited on 12/04/2004 @ 13:23:05 ]
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98_birdman On: 12/04/2004 @ 13:33:10 Reply
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Im gonna see if I can get those free
address labels for him and for his name it's gonna say Scam
Artist
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Orgasmo On: 12/04/2004 @ 13:42:42 Reply
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Total Est. Time: 29 minutes Total
Est. Distance: 15.74 miles fsane i got ya beat  -- 98 trans am ws6 performance package slp
loudmouth

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98_birdman On: 12/04/2004 @ 13:57:59 Reply
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Maybe he'll like his $115.00 order of
spinach, fresh tomato, jalapeno pepper, and fresh garlic MAIL ORDER
pizza better 
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ryguy_45832 On: 12/04/2004 @ 14:01:56 Reply
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this is hilarious! --
94
z28(A4),1LE Elbow,160 t-stat,moroso cai,hooker lt's,3in true
duals,x-pipe,bullet mufflers,3.73's,weld drag lites,275
radials,PCM4LESS,MSD6AL Ignition,autolite 106's,BMR sfc's,Taylor
otvc,Hayden trans cooler,free mods,homemade ram air,lt4 km,P&P
heads,xe230/236,1.6RR's,.600springs,CSI waterpump,midwest 3200
stall,17in chrome SS rims,6speed conversion in the works! 95' Toyota
corrola
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Demus On: 12/04/2004 @ 14:03:08 Reply
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*shifty eyes* Apparently, "Eric" has
ordered a big garbage bin to be placed on his front lawn... so he
can dispose of his renovation materials.
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FSANE On: 12/04/2004 @ 14:06:27 Reply
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From my old Brooklyn address. actualy now its my Aunts place.
Total Est. Time: 24 minutes
Total Est. Distance:
14.86 miles
Fsane can never lose.  -- 2002 T/A AUTO Metalic Silver.
Best ET is 12.383 @ 112.13 MPH w/ 1.814 60ft Best 60ft is
1.79 Best N2O ET is 11.582 @ 120.56 MPH
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cdnlt1 On: 12/04/2004 @ 14:22:09 Reply
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He'll be getting some interesting mail
from the Middle East. I have a couple of friends over there who love
to do sh1t like this. Arab writing should spark the interest of
the govt. lol -- 1996 Bright Teal Metallic Z28 A4 K&N
FIPK, 160 stat, Aircharger, HPP++, GMAF,Magnaflow Exhaust,G2
Strut Tower Brace. http://www.fbody.com/members/cdnlt1/index.htm
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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/04/2004 @ 15:04:26 Reply
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You guys are the best!
Demus, thats great!
Thanks everyone, this is going great!  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
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95ramair On: 12/04/2004 @ 15:36:03 Reply
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I just called, I keep asking for Jason.
He sounds REALLY tired -- 1995 Formula Convertible, 6 speed, Ram Air 1 of 1,038 1999 Trans Am WS6 Convertible, A4 1 of 467
 -- 1995 Formula Convertible, 6 speed, Ram Air 1 of 1,038 1999 Trans Am WS6 Convertible, A4 1 of 467
 [ Edited on 12/04/2004 @ 15:36:39 ]
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2KThunder On: 12/04/2004 @ 17:09:45 Reply
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LMFAO! This kicks ass. Funniest shit
ever. Ill see what I can do. -- http://www.lonestarthunder.com/
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93threefour On: 12/04/2004 @ 17:47:10 Reply
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dude with all that pizza he is going to
get fat where do you sign him up for a bowflex or otehr work out
equipment im going to find out if ther eis a planned parenthood to
make him an appointment at what about a swimming
pool?
edit:free bowflex dvd and brochure in
7-10days -- 1993 Camaro 3.4L *RedLineVSix*

[ Edited on 12/04/2004 @ 17:50:23 ]
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yellOSEE5 On: 12/04/2004 @ 18:24:29 Reply
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if anyone is looking to move to
NY...there is a new house on the market! http://www.homesbyowner.com/new_york_city/home_view.asp?whichpage=47&pagesize=1&
LOL
read the ad! hahahaha
im still working on
more!
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Posted By:
chevytrucker On: 12/04/2004 @ 18:26:42 Reply
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$105,000?!?! I just listed it as worth
about $20,000 dude.
-- Yes, I'm bored.
Posted By:
yellOSEE5 On: 12/04/2004 @ 18:28:16 Reply
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I KNOW its WORTH 20K, but by my
description, the price looks too good to be true so they will be
calling him all the time to catch a good deal!
Posted By:
walt355 On: 12/04/2004 @ 18:34:15 Reply
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Oh shit dude --
96'
Camaro Z-28 M6 Forged 383 Lt1 w/TEA Stage 2 Head&Cam
Package>Check it out 12.1@115 http://www.cardomain.com/id/waltsfastz 02'
Camaro Z-28 A4 Convertable, 977 miles, (Winter Project)
Posted By:
Waverly On: 12/04/2004 @ 18:37:45 Reply
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lmao....
My Caps Lock Button Is
Broken
-- 95 Z-28 Conv. Vortech Blower, Eibach
Springs, KYB Adjustables, Meziere HO pump, Mccord Power Plate,
Magnaflow Catback, Lakewood LCA's, Hotchkis STB & adjustable
Panhard Bar, Ported and Polished Heads and intake, custom headlight
conversion, Fully automated remote start W all options, custom
programming, 373 W eaton posi, Pacesetter LT's soon.
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Waverly On: 12/04/2004 @ 18:40:01 Reply
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Eric Gasper, you are now property of
fbody.com, otherwise known as OWNED.
You have no defense in
this charge. NONE, OWNED!!! -- 95 Z-28 Conv. Vortech
Blower, Eibach Springs, KYB Adjustables, Meziere HO pump, Mccord
Power Plate, Magnaflow Catback, Lakewood LCA's, Hotchkis STB &
adjustable Panhard Bar, Ported and Polished Heads and intake, custom
headlight conversion, Fully automated remote start W all options,
custom programming, 373 W eaton posi, Pacesetter LT's soon.
Posted By:
Chin0 On: 12/04/2004 @ 19:06:25 Reply
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hhah --
Black
2000 Z28 Auto , Leather , T-tops , Power Everything , 35/35/20 tint
Mods: SLP Dual/Dual Tip Loudmouth , Slp Ram Air , Slp Lid w/
k&n Filter , Smooth Bellows, 3.73's
Posted By:
93threefour On: 12/04/2004 @ 19:07:47 Reply
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poor fella couldnt this be id theft?
jw? -- 1993 Camaro 3.4L *RedLineVSix*
Posted By:
FSANE On: 12/04/2004 @ 19:20:12 Reply
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Guys!?!?!?!
I will have a
little suprize for 2morrow.  -- 2002 T/A AUTO Metalic Silver.
Best ET is 12.383 @ 112.13 MPH w/ 1.814 60ft Best 60ft is
1.79 Best N2O ET is 11.582 @ 120.56 MPH
Posted By:
chevytrucker On: 12/04/2004 @ 19:25:55 Reply
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Hmmm, I heard he has a rat infestation
that needs to be investigated by New York Pest Control Services.
-- Wasn't me.
Posted By:
IwannaFirebird On: 12/04/2004 @ 19:49:36 Reply
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OMG YOU CAN ORDER PIZZAS ONLINE!
somebody go do it...pizzahut.com....it wont let me for some
reason?!?! --
1978 firebird formula 350-numbers matching, original paint
scheme, edelbrock rpm intake, flowtech LTs, custom true duals
Posted By:
99ramair On: 12/04/2004 @ 19:50:57 Reply
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I wish that I was a fly on the watll at
that house. -- SLP lid, free mods, SLP shock tower brace,
K&N filter, smooth bellows, A4, Loaded with every available
option Including convertible.
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94RedFormula On: 12/04/2004 @ 20:43:09 Reply
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I think we should make this into a
movie so we get to see both sides! I really think this is oscar
material!
Putting his house up for sale, omg that's
so funny!
Maybe he is in need of a plumber, electrician and
an exterminator. Perhaps a wedding planner, caterer and floral
arranger. -- 94 Patriot Red Metalic Formula M6 Hooker
Catback, Lingenfelter CAI, that's all I can talk my hubby into so
far! Jackie - Winchester, VA

Posted By:
IwannaFirebird On: 12/04/2004 @ 20:44:07 Reply
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hookers!!! has anyone called him some
hookers??
gay ones!! GET HIM GAY STRIPPERS!!! --
1978 firebird formula 350-numbers matching, original paint
scheme, edelbrock rpm intake, flowtech LTs, custom true duals
Posted By:
matt94z On: 12/04/2004 @ 21:11:11 Reply
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I can't stop laughing! I bet that mother****er wishes he
was never born. I want in! --
12.42@108.78
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walt355 On: 12/04/2004 @ 21:13:50 Reply
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what you got up your sleve
Alex? --
96'
Camaro Z-28 M6 Forged 383 Lt1 w/TEA Stage 2 Head&Cam
Package>Check it out 12.1@115 http://www.cardomain.com/id/waltsfastz 02'
Camaro Z-28 A4 Convertable, 977 miles, (Winter Project)
Posted By:
LightningquickLS1 On: 12/04/2004 @ 21:48:19 Reply
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I have seriously never laughed this hard in my
entire life. You guys are great, i will remember all of this. Once
again thanks to all my fbody bros helping out, GREAT work so far!!!
Jackie, I LOVE that idea of setting up
some appointments to him. We definitely have to do as many of those
as possible.
Great ideas!
Jon, thanks alot bro. I
almost fell over when I read that. Hopefully he will be getting
calls for MONTHS!
Alex, I cant WAIT to see what youve got in store. I bet this
is going to be good.
Once again, thank you guys, all of you. We are going to make
this guys life hell for the next DECADE! lololol Keep up the great
work!
-- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver
Metallic Blackbird stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1
Motorsports Lid, K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback,
Spec Stage III clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02
Slave Cylinder, Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct
Flow bellow, FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR
Lower Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe
Connectors, SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short
Stick, Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper
790V 2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken
Beta FK-451s
Posted By:
LightningquickLS1 On: 12/04/2004 @ 21:49:29 Reply
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Wes, The gay hooker ideas is priceless.
We will have to look into that one as well.  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
Posted By:
FSANE On: 12/04/2004 @ 22:02:31 Reply
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Hmmmmm should I tell you guys what I
have planned or suprize you?
Tough Decision.
 -- 2002 T/A AUTO Metalic Silver.
Best ET is 12.383 @ 112.13 MPH w/ 1.814 60ft Best 60ft is
1.79 Best N2O ET is 11.582 @ 120.56 MPH
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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/04/2004 @ 22:07:21 Reply
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Im seriously on the edge of my
seat...this will definitely be good i can tell.  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
Posted By:
FSANE On: 12/04/2004 @ 22:30:14 Reply
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 -- 2002 T/A AUTO Metalic Silver.
Best ET is 12.383 @ 112.13 MPH w/ 1.814 60ft Best 60ft is
1.79 Best N2O ET is 11.582 @ 120.56 MPH
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PongoX11 On: 12/04/2004 @ 23:56:05 Reply
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Lets hear it Alex! --
Pics and
Specs 531RWHP/477RWTQ Only
bolt ons! ...technically everything used a bolt to install
Posted By:
FSANE On: 12/05/2004 @ 00:03:03 Reply
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Alright. If anything happens to me, you
will all know what happened.
I am going to pay our
friend Eric Gasper a personal visit since he only lives 30 minutes
away. I am taking my Video Camera and will tape everything. His
propperty, his house, and/or even his ugly face.
I am going
to tell him that if he doesn't return the money, things will only
get worse. I am not going to treath him, just a warning what my
friends all over the US and Canada can do much more damage.
Wish me luck. -- 2002 T/A AUTO Metalic Silver.
Best ET is 12.383 @ 112.13 MPH w/ 1.814 60ft Best
60ft is 1.79 Best N2O ET is 11.582 @ 120.56 MPH
Posted By:
BigBird383 On: 12/05/2004 @ 00:11:38 Reply
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Thats really awesome dude. You know if
you don't post at least part of that vid we're gonna kick your ass
right. j/k man. Good luck and I hope you have a safe
visit! --
383ci stroker LT1, Eagle
crank, Eagle SIR rods, SRP forged 16cc dished pistons, ported and
polished aluminum LT1 heads, JW 700R4 transmission, JW 2500 stall
converter, Moser 12-bolt rear end, 33 spline Moser axles, 3.73
gears, Eibach drag launch springs.
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Tagz On: 12/05/2004 @
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This all sounds hilarious. Its so long
i only read through half of it thoguh.
Mike - Definatly
count me in for that road trip
You guys seem to be having so much fun, i'm tempted to post
the home phone, cell phone, and adress of the kid that keyed my car.
:-D --

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LightningquickLS1 On: 12/05/2004 @ 00:33:15 Reply
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Alex, Oh wow bro, I dont even know what
to say... Thank you so much, that dosent even halfway describe what
I want to say to ya though...
You guys have seriously blown
me away with this so far. I was talking to Andrew about this the
other day, and I had thought that with the help of a few people, we
would be able to piss this guy off for a few days, maybe even a
couple weeks. I NEVER in a million years expected this type of
response...This has all been unbelievable to me. All of you guys
have shown a level of brotherhood to me that even my fraternity has
not come close to in my four years of college. Everyone on here has
surpassed my expectations in every way possible, and i dont think
theres anything i can say to possibly thank everyone enough. I want
every one of you guys who is helping with this to know just how much
this means to me, and that it will not be forgotten. I owe all of
you, and I hope that I can be there for you over and over again in
the future. Thank you, for everything, it means more then anyone
could possibly realize....
You dont have to go that far with
this if you dont want to Alex, I dont want to put you in any bad
situation or anything. If you do, stay safe brother. Thank you so
much man, Im seriously speechless you would go that far for me.
Let me know if you need my help or anything (specifics,
etc.). I cannot wait to see the video of a personal visit to him, it
will seriously be priceless.
One more time, thanks bro, that offer is amazing to me. I
owe you more then Ill be able to pay back, but Ill always try. If
you and everyone else didnt know before this that you can always
count on me, i hope you know now. Ill be there...
Good luck
bro, I cant wait to see and hear about the
outcome... -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
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94RedFormula On: 12/05/2004 @ 00:44:14 Reply
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Be careful Alex, you know this guy's
got to be seriously on the edge by now! I hope you'll be taking a
friend with ya.
Edit...don't let him get your tag
number!
-- 94 Patriot Red Metalic Formula M6 Hooker
Catback, Lingenfelter CAI, that's all I can talk my hubby into so
far!  Jackie - Winchester, VA
 [
Edited on 12/05/2004 @ 00:46:17 ]
Posted By:
LightningquickLS1 On: 12/05/2004 @ 00:53:31 Reply
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yeah, be careful bro. I would never forgive myself if
ANYTHING happened to you or your car.
Call me if you need help or want my assistance in any way. I dont
want you to do something youre nervous about...
This guy
obviously had no idea what he was in for...nor did I for that
matter.
Sorry if it seemed like i was rambling in my last reply
guys, like i said, i seriously didnt know what to say, and I am so
blown away by this whole thread and your actions to help me that
words just cant express it anymore. Thank you so much, for
everything... -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic
Blackbird stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1
Motorsports Lid, K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback,
Spec Stage III clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02
Slave Cylinder, Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct
Flow bellow, FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR
Lower Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe
Connectors, SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short
Stick, Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper
790V 2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken
Beta FK-451s
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black00ws6 On: 12/05/2004 @ 00:58:28 Reply
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Id watch out. After reading what
everyone has done to him in this post, he might answer the door with
a shotgun. -- 2000 TA M6 Mods:Borla Cat back,B&M shifter.
More to come soon!

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BigBird383 On: 12/05/2004 @ 01:01:08 Reply
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I had to get up for work this morning
at 4:30 am... so I called our friend to say good morning!! He didn't sound to happy to hear from me though. Was it
something I said?
Oh
yeah, maybe it was when i screamed... GOOD MORNING YOU SCAM ARTIST
MOTHER FUKKER!  --
383ci stroker LT1,
Eagle crank, Eagle SIR rods, SRP forged 16cc dished pistons, ported
and polished aluminum LT1 heads, JW 700R4 transmission, JW 2500
stall converter, Moser 12-bolt rear end, 33 spline Moser axles, 3.73
gears, Eibach drag launch springs.
Posted By:
LightningquickLS1 On: 12/05/2004 @ 01:05:50 Reply
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Oh man Mike, I just almost fell off my chair...  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
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BigBird383 On: 12/05/2004 @ 01:08:09 Reply
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Lol, yeah, you can only imagine how
funny that was to me at 4:30 in the morning. Hey
Mike, it was fun talking to you on IM the other day, I just wish I
lived closer so I could pay this guy a visit. But you can count on
me to keep giving this guy hell from NC!!  --
383ci stroker LT1,
Eagle crank, Eagle SIR rods, SRP forged 16cc dished pistons, ported
and polished aluminum LT1 heads, JW 700R4 transmission, JW 2500
stall converter, Moser 12-bolt rear end, 33 spline Moser axles, 3.73
gears, Eibach drag launch springs.
Posted By:
LightningquickLS1 On: 12/05/2004 @ 01:10:19 Reply
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Thanks brother!
Same to you man.
I will take as many of you guys out for a
beer as I can someday... We will all have to meet up at one time or
another!!!  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
Posted By:
BigBird383 On: 12/05/2004 @ 01:11:38 Reply
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Sure thing man... anything for another
f-body brother!! --
383ci stroker
LT1, Eagle crank, Eagle SIR rods, SRP forged 16cc dished pistons,
ported and polished aluminum LT1 heads, JW 700R4 transmission, JW
2500 stall converter, Moser 12-bolt rear end, 33 spline Moser axles,
3.73 gears, Eibach drag launch springs.
Posted By:
98_birdman On: 12/05/2004 @ 01:17:55 Reply
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roflmao....you guys crack me up...how
come i can never get this dude on the phone, he wont even pick up
for me...maybe its cause i use *67 every time
Posted By:
BigBird383 On: 12/05/2004 @ 01:20:36 Reply
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I called a couple of other times and
just got the machine. But you know how the saying goes... if at
first you don't succeed... sign that bastard up for some junk mail!
 --
![]() 383ci stroker LT1, Eagle
crank, Eagle SIR rods, SRP forged 16cc dished pistons, ported and
polished aluminum LT1 heads, JW 700R4 transmission, JW 2500 stall
converter, Moser 12-bolt rear end, 33 spline Moser axles, 3.73
gears, Eibach drag launch springs. [ Edited on 12/05/2004 @
01:21:16 ]
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98_birdman On: 12/05/2004 @ 01:20:54 Reply
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whoa...he answered...i think he likes
country music, he stayed on the phone for an entire George Strait
song.....very odd
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Orgasmo On: 12/05/2004 @ 01:20:54 Reply
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alex u wanna wait til wednesday thats
my day off
oh and you lose this time, my friends house who i stay over alot
in middle village Total Est. Time: 15 minutes Total Est.
Distance: 8.50 miles BOOOYAAA  -- 98 trans am ws6 performance package slp
loudmouth

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FSANE On: 12/05/2004 @ 01:27:47 Reply
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Thanks guys. I am not realy scared
because he is not going to do anything to me at broad daylight.
I am pretty sure he will be really pissed. especial when
collection agency will come by. (me )
Jack I can only do it tomorrow. I might be leaving to
Florida on Wednesday. -- 2002 T/A AUTO Metalic Silver.
Best ET is 12.383 @ 112.13 MPH w/ 1.814 60ft Best
60ft is 1.79 Best N2O ET is 11.582 @ 120.56 MPH
Posted By:
CATransam On: 12/05/2004 @ 01:28:57 Reply
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here is an idea, go to some gay news
sites advertize a room for rent and the tennant must enjoy back rubs
and watching porn, leather clothes a plus, on top of that if any one
sends strippers over its even better cuz they argue with you over
getting money (did it to a friend once) and some one remind me to
never piss this site off. -- 99' Trans am M:6: SLP Lid, SLP
Long Tube Headers, K&N, Descreened MAF, free ram air, slp
catback exhaust, 3" y-pipe cats deleted, BMR STB Proud Member
and Vice President of Death By Dislplacement

Posted By:
LightningquickLS1 On: 12/05/2004 @ 01:42:53 Reply
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Alex, thanks once again bro. I left ya
a voicemail, call me tommorow before you get there or if you need
anything. -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
Posted By:
rogue13 On: 12/05/2004 @ 01:44:03 Reply
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i signed him up for so many gay/lesbian free brocheres and
catelogs hes even gonna question his sexual orientation. gay pride
jewelry, a couple gay oriented travel sites, gay chorus, some other
things.
Even if this poor bastard moves he probably still
won't get away from all the shit we are doing this
is great.
so when's the road trip? i got 7 days off to
screw around with. 
edit- i think im done for the day those gay
sites freaked me out.
also, good luck alex
if you fall behind enemy lines and are captured and/or wounded you
will not be left behind!!! just be careful dude... -- '96 Red
Trans Am-- TB bypass, Moroso CAI, BMR adjustable pan hard rod, LPE
3.5in aluminum driveshaft, 1LE elbow, LT4 KM, BMR tubular Subframes,
SLP airfoil, Hooker super competition shorty headers, hooker super
competition cat-back (3" inlet dual 2.5" outlets w/stock tips ), NGK TR55s, ST 35mm front sway bar, CSI electric WP,
Delteq Opti-direct ignition system, Hotchkis STB "Le Diable
Rouge"  [ Edited on 12/05/2004 @ 01:47:10 ]
Posted By:
walt355 On: 12/05/2004 @ 02:17:10 Reply
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^:lol; < yeah good luck Alex, Like
rouge13 said, With all the Gay shit hes been getting(Or gonna get)
He may try to, You know, more than a themometer
J/K Good luck bro --
96'
Camaro Z-28 M6 Forged 383 Lt1 w/TEA Stage 2 Head&Cam
Package>Check it out 12.1@115 http://www.cardomain.com/id/waltsfastz 02'
Camaro Z-28 A4 Convertable, 977 miles, (Winter Project)
Posted By:
94RedFormula On: 12/05/2004 @ 02:54:34 Reply
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Hey, wanna come to his Tupperware
Party? I just signed him up to have a Tupperware Party! Also info on becoming a Tupperware
Consultant! -- 94 Patriot Red Metalic Formula M6 Hooker
Catback, Lingenfelter CAI, that's all I can talk my hubby into so
far! Jackie - Winchester, VA

Posted By:
buffman On: 12/05/2004 @ 03:06:03 Reply
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Registration signup summary For Eric
"the Scam Artist" Gasper from eversave.com • M&M'S® Brand
Candies • University of Phoenix- Online • Dr. Seuss •
Automotive.com • Betty Crocker • Holiday Labels • ELIDEL
• Gorton's Seafood! • Marshalls • MGM Studios •
TheLoanPage.com • Kraft • HP Shopping • Colorado Tech
University • Home Depot Co • BMG Music Service
Plus
many many many more!
Posted By:
98_birdman On: 12/05/2004 @ 03:07:52 Reply
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rainbow vacuum is sending a
representative over on monday, and i tell ya what...eric isnt a very
nice man...i just called to say hello and he said he was going to
cut my throat if i ever called again....
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buffman On: 12/05/2004 @ 03:11:11 Reply
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It's 3am here in MI and I just gave him
a ring. All i got was a machine and I left him a wav file off my
comp "I want to be just like you, I figure all I need is a labodomy
(sp) and some tights!"
MUAHAH.
Ohh btw I'm a
member of Impalassforum.com and I saw Fsanes post on our board. I
figure I'd help out  --
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70Firebird On: 12/05/2004 @ 03:17:45 Reply
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So did you ever get an email address
for this guy? -- 1987 Fiero - Warp drive swap, 1/4 in .09s @
670,616,629 mph - Stupid POS keeps breaking axles. 1970 Firebird
- My
CarDomain site - Now with 100% more paint. Gtech said 13.87
@ 101, hitting the brakes around the 1000', 60' - 2.21s, 0-60 -
5.47s, 1/8 - 9.05s, 1000' - 11.5s
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buffman On: 12/05/2004 @ 03:25:34 Reply
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tlclists.com should be giving him a
call in 5 minutes:
Eric Gasper Co. R.O.S.A (Rip Off Scam
Artist) etc..
Now I'm having fun! --

Posted By:
buffman On: 12/05/2004 @ 03:28:48 Reply
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If you guys have ever heard of the ding
dong song by gunther I just left it on their Machine! --

Posted By:
bitsumitchi On: 12/05/2004 @ 03:37:49 Reply
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I am actually a member of kzoorice, and
found this site.....Yes, I left him some disturbances as
well...haha. He got some lovely feedback from me. Left a message
asking him questions such as, "Why do you stand in bleachers, but
sit in stands?" lol, a bunch of lifes unawnsered questions....It was
definately fun to me. hehe
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bitsumitchi On: 12/05/2004 @ 03:40:37 Reply
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You know what would be really funny???
Get everyone together, call the house, and everyone ask in a
different voice, "How much for the children?" Wait for a response,
and then hang up. lol...Do it at night as well, so Eric flips.
Posted By:
bitsumitchi On: 12/05/2004 @ 03:49:06 Reply
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The only other thing I think world just
be creepy, is to have someone dress up as death, in a black car of
course, walk up to the door with your nice little Sith, and some
glow sticks for underneath your dark clothes, go to the door, knock,
and ask who all lives there....Then you proceed to pulling out an
old piano tape roll for the old "Play yourself" pianos, look at it,
take a pencil out after it is open, scratch out a name, and walk
away back into your car and leave....**** with him every night. Hang
a stuft animal in the front yard. Burn it. Build the worlds largest
snowman and put it right in the middle of there driveway and let it
ice u over night. haha, oh, how the ideas flow. lol -- Check
out Team AMF(Team Adios Mutha ****a!) at: http://members.cardomain.com/threeriversrace
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bitsumitchi On: 12/05/2004 @ 03:50:46 Reply
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Shoot, this is definately interesting.
If I didn't live in Michigan, I would head over there to help with
the massacre! -- 1994 Mitsubishi Eclipse- Injen CAI, Wiseco
Pistons, 11.5-1 Comp. Pilot Strut Bar, my sleeper!
Posted By:
94RedFormula On: 12/05/2004 @ 03:52:40 Reply
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Hey, guess who the CULLIGAN MAN is
gonna visit!!!
I think his email address is
ericPGasper@aol.com.
-- 94 Patriot Red Metalic
Formula M6 Hooker Catback, Lingenfelter CAI, that's all I can
talk my hubby into so far!
Jackie - Winchester, VA

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bitsumitchi On: 12/05/2004 @ 04:15:47 Reply
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You set him up with the Culligan Man?!
Very nice! -- 1994 Mitsubishi Eclipse- Injen CAI, Wiseco
Pistons, 11.5-1 Comp. Pilot Strut Bar, my sleeper!
Posted By:
PongoX11 On: 12/05/2004 @ 04:17:43 Reply
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CULLIGAN MAN @ ROFL!!!
Damn
funny! -- Pics and Specs 531RWHP/477RWTQ Only bolt ons!
...technically everything used a bolt to install
Posted By:
93threefour On: 12/05/2004 @ 05:00:10 Reply
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man this is gonna span to like every
website and this dude will be done! -- 1993 Camaro 3.4L
*RedLineVSix*
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PongoX11 On: 12/05/2004 @ 05:05:21 Reply
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Ring ring ring!  -- Pics and Specs 531RWHP/477RWTQ Only bolt ons!
...technically everything used a bolt to install
Posted By:
Joelster On: 12/05/2004 @ 09:19:42 Reply
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Set up a new ebay registration member
account with a computer from a source that can't be traced to you.
Then bid on EVERYTHING the wholesaler has to a high amount. When you
win each of his auctions, leave crazy negative feedback with his
phone number on the feedback column. Just make sure that it can't be
traced to you. Maybe a school computer or starbucks?
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2KThunder On: 12/05/2004 @ 09:42:54 Reply
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http://thepathtopeace.com/appointment/ He
should be getting a phonecall from Dr. Daniel anytime soon to
'discover his path to peace and harmony' -- http://www.lonestarthunder.com/
Posted By:
IwannaFirebird On: 12/05/2004 @ 09:57:54 Reply
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did anybody let him listen to banaphone
yet?
i think we should work up a call schedule so that every
5 minutes for an entire day he gets banana phone.... --
1978 firebird formula 350-numbers matching, original paint
scheme, edelbrock rpm intake, flowtech LTs, custom true duals
Posted By:
2KThunder On: 12/05/2004 @ 10:20:34 Reply
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anyone have a Special Ed
soundboard? -- http://www.lonestarthunder.com/
Posted By:
rogue13 On: 12/05/2004 @ 10:55:26 Reply
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this is gonna become our biggest
viewed/replied to thread in fbody history
wow its awsome how we pull together for one of our brothers
i wonder if alex had any luck with his mission
yet... -- '96 Red Trans Am-- TB bypass, Moroso CAI, BMR
adjustable pan hard rod, LPE 3.5in aluminum driveshaft, 1LE elbow,
LT4 KM, BMR tubular Subframes, SLP airfoil, Hooker super competition
shorty headers, hooker super competition cat-back (3" inlet dual
2.5" outlets w/stock tips ),
NGK TR55s, ST 35mm front sway bar, CSI electric WP, Delteq
Opti-direct ignition system, Hotchkis STB "Le Diable Rouge" 
Posted By:
ba78ta On: 12/05/2004 @ 11:24:31 Reply
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http://gloriasad.tripod.com/soundboard.html --
the
ws6 is gone
Posted By:
2KThunder On: 12/05/2004 @ 11:55:30 Reply
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lmfao badass. I need to use
it! -- http://www.lonestarthunder.com/
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BigBird383 On: 12/05/2004 @ 12:00:23 Reply
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favorites... add...  --
383ci stroker LT1,
Eagle crank, Eagle SIR rods, SRP forged 16cc dished pistons, ported
and polished aluminum LT1 heads, JW 700R4 transmission, JW 2500
stall converter, Moser 12-bolt rear end, 33 spline Moser axles, 3.73
gears, Eibach drag launch springs.
Posted By:
PongoX11 On: 12/05/2004 @ 12:27:58 Reply
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PongoX11: Ring ring
ring!
IwannaFirebird: did
anybody let him listen to banaphone
yet?
Indeed sir
--
Pics and Specs 531RWHP/477RWTQ Only bolt ons!
...technically everything used a bolt to install
Posted By:
LightningquickLS1 On: 12/05/2004 @ 12:50:21 Reply
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"wow its awsome how we pull together
for one of our brothers"
Youre telling me! You guys have
blown me away, I am amazed everytime I read this thread how much
everyone is coming through for me. Thanks for everything guys...
Some of these ideas are just hilarious.
You guys crack me up with this creativity, I am definitely
impresssed!!! I
like that idea of a call schedule to listen to bananaphone! And for those of you guys coming over from other
boards, THANK YOU!
That is absolutely awesome and I appreciate that!
Im waitint to hear from Alex too, hopefully everything will
go okay and we'll get a better idea of who we're dealing with! -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
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98_birdman On: 12/05/2004 @ 13:13:29 Reply
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Last night around 12am I finally got
this dick on the phone, he said if "I" (meaning he thinks just one
person is doing this) he was going to cut my throat, so i started
laughing and he said "oh you make that sound cause you get f*cked in
the ass huh?) and hung up....
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98_birdman On: 12/05/2004 @ 13:17:22 Reply
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I'm sure some of you guys have a phone
with speaker on it, get it by your computer and record it for us and
then post it so we can hear it
Posted By:
LightningquickLS1 On: 12/05/2004 @ 13:27:59 Reply
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Okay, I just spoke with Alex, he was
pulling up to the house while I was on the phone with him. The
guy lives in a residential area, there were no cars in the driveway
but when he pulled up, he saw someone watching him out the window.
Thats when he said to me,
"Let me call you back, time to get
to work!"
Cross your fingers everyone! -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red
w/Silver Metallic Blackbird stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air
Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid, K&N Filter, Descreened MAF,
Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master
Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder, Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1
motorsports Direct Flow bellow, FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s,
Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR
Boxed Subframe Connectors, SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst
shifter w/Lous Short Stick, Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted
Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V 2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome
17'Antera's with Falken Beta FK-451s
Posted By:
BigBird383 On: 12/05/2004 @ 13:29:58 Reply
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Hell yeah!! I hope he gets a good vid
of the guy so we can all see this dumb mother fukker! --
383ci stroker LT1, Eagle crank, Eagle SIR rods,
SRP forged 16cc dished pistons, ported and polished aluminum LT1
heads, JW 700R4 transmission, JW 2500 stall converter, Moser 12-bolt
rear end, 33 spline Moser axles, 3.73 gears, Eibach drag launch
springs.
Posted By:
Jeremiah On: 12/05/2004 @ 13:32:27 Reply
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You can always call the news and have
all the media out front of his house... -- 2001 Firebird 3.8
5spd: K&N, exhaust, lid, Magnaflow cat,wires,160 thermo, NGKs,
HBHRacing fan switch, and HBHRacing SUPER-DUPER TOP SECRET MOD
With Harlan's mod: 15.01@91.87 1/8th-9.64@72 2.12 60'--hot,
humid, slipping clutch on an open diff and 3.23's With out the
mod : 15.37@90.47 1/8th-9.91@71 2.26 60'--near perfect conditions
and only lid and exhaust!

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badeSSt On: 12/05/2004 @ 14:29:03 Reply
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What is Alex gonna do to him? Is he
gonna whoop his ass? -- 2001 Black camaro ss m6 Stock pile
of parts at the house, too bad i'm stuck in the desert
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FSANE On: 12/05/2004 @ 14:56:08 Reply
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Ok guys. I am back....no one wanted to
open the door. I know there is someone in the house because I saw a
hand move the window.
Here is the vid:
http://www.f-sane.com/fbody/POST/EbayScammerVisit.wmv -- 2002
T/A AUTO Metalic Silver.
Best ET is 12.383 @ 112.13 MPH w/ 1.814 60ft Best 60ft is
1.79 Best N2O ET is 11.582 @ 120.56 MPH
Posted By:
ba78ta On: 12/05/2004 @ 15:03:22 Reply
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omfg  --
the
ws6 is gone
Posted By:
BigBird383 On: 12/05/2004 @ 15:05:04 Reply
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, that
was great dude!! You are the fukkin man! --
383ci stroker LT1, Eagle crank, Eagle SIR rods, SRP
forged 16cc dished pistons, ported and polished aluminum LT1 heads,
JW 700R4 transmission, JW 2500 stall converter, Moser 12-bolt rear
end, 33 spline Moser axles, 3.73 gears, Eibach drag launch springs.
Posted By:
Amy_01_SS On: 12/05/2004 @ 15:41:43 Reply
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2001
Camaro SS: Stock Except a K&N Air Filter And Flowmaster With
SLP Dual/Dual Tips Im In Love with The_Beast!!!
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walt355 On: 12/05/2004 @ 15:57:25 Reply
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You aint right Alex --
96'
Camaro Z-28 M6 Forged 383 Lt1 w/TEA Stage 2 Head&Cam
Package>Check it out 12.1@115 http://www.cardomain.com/id/waltsfastz 02'
Camaro Z-28 A4 Convertable, 977 miles, (Winter Project)
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2001ss350 On: 12/05/2004 @ 16:02:04 Reply
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I called many times yesterday and
today.
5:00 pm yesterday) Obviously to tell him I was
leaving work 5:24pm yesterday) Told him I got home safe
5:26pm yesterday) Left message that I was walking the dog
5:31pm yesterday) Left message that both me and the dog were
back home and about to eat some dinner, the dog with his dogfood,
and me with Samson's hungryman tv dinner 5:47pm yesterday) Left
message that dinner was good.....thanked him for wondering how my
dinner was 6:00pm yesterday) Left message that I was about to
get ready to go out for the night 7:00pm yesterday) Left message
that I was going to Philly, I'll call you later.... 7:33pm
yesterday) Told him I was about to get on rt 80 east 8:01pm
yesterday) Left message that I was safly on rt 280 9:04 pm
yesterday) Left message that me and some friends were in a bar
9:06 pm yesterday) Left message that I just recieved my first
beer of the night.... 9:06 pm yesterday) (pretty much hung-up
and called back) Left SECOND MESSAGE FOR 9:06pm) I'm tosting your
ass from the crew at ......... oops, don't want to give nothing
away. hahahahaha 9:11 pm yesterday) Left message that I was
having a shot of yeager, while my friend Jen was having the blowjob
shot, then I asked if his boyfriend ever did that for him? 11:06
pm yesterday) Told him some friends are drunk-he hung up on me
11:07 pm yesterday) Left message that hanging up on people is
not very nice 11:08 pm yesterday) Left message that Santa Clause
told me that he was on his naughty list! 12:00 AM today) Left
message wishing him the worst Sunday 12:01 AM today) Left
message asking if he recieved my last message 1:45 AM today)
Left message YELLED LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL! 2:04 AM today) Left
message that we were leaving Philly to come back home 3:10 AM
today) Left message that we were still on the road 3:16AM today)
Left message that I pulled over on the turnpike so my friend could
vomit, I also told him the pile left on the road looked like his
mother 4:04AM today) Left message that I was home safely
4:06AM today) Left messgage that I just took a piss 4:08AM
today) Left message that I was going to bed 12:33pm today) Told
him I was awake...he hung up AGAIN 12:34pm today) Left message
that he is not a very nice person
This is fun!
--
Best ET - 12.186(new), Best MPH - 120.11(new) Best 60' -
1.756(new)
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2001ss350 On: 12/05/2004 @ 16:04:54 Reply
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Alex your hilarious --
Best ET - 12.186(new), Best MPH - 120.11(new) Best 60' -
1.756(new)
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Z28LT1Ski On: 12/05/2004 @ 16:05:03 Reply
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I luv that song too!
J/K
Next
time take a bullhorn hehe --
1995 Camaro
Z28 A4 - Pacesetter LT's, Accel 300+, Taylor OVC Wire Kit, GM
3.73's, Eaton Posi, ZL2 Style Hood from US Exotics, SLP CAI,
Flowmaster Catback, PCM4Less, LT4 KM, TB Bypass, Airfoil, Relocated
IAT, Vortech Elbow, Ported & Descreened MAF, and a pair of
Hookers on the back!
"I don't need a female's endless drama in my life. I get
enough of that from my car's SES light." - Assbreeze
Posted By:
Amy_01_SS On: 12/05/2004 @ 16:05:27 Reply
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^  --
2001
Camaro SS: Stock Except a K&N Air Filter And Flowmaster With
SLP Dual/Dual Tips Im In Love with The_Beast!!!
Posted By:
Chin0 On: 12/05/2004 @ 16:10:45 Reply
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Hahahahaha oh god alex your the man
dude thats the funniest thing ive seen in quite a long time
ahahhaaha . --
Black
2000 Z28 Auto , Leather , T-tops , Power Everything , 35/35/20 tint
Mods: SLP Dual/Dual Tip Loudmouth , Slp Ram Air , Slp Lid w/
k&n Filter , Smooth Bellows, 3.73's
Posted By:
deadly94z28 On: 12/05/2004 @ 16:44:12 Reply
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dude that was awesome. --
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GeorgeFactor On: 12/05/2004 @ 17:00:57 Reply
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Hey alex, is there anyway you can load
that video up as a quicktime video, Im on my work computer thats mac
and cant watch it -- '94 Z28 M6, Flowmaster Cat Back
Exhaust, Jet Stage II PCM, Racing Clutch, Short Shift Kit,
Chrome C5 rims, TB Air Foil, K&N CAI, Hallowed Cat, More to
come....
Posted By:
FSANE On: 12/05/2004 @ 17:03:07 Reply
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Sorry there is no way in hell I can do
that. I am using Windows Movie Maker and it only formats in WMV
files. -- 2002 T/A AUTO Metalic Silver.
Best ET is 12.383 @ 112.13 MPH w/ 1.814 60ft Best 60ft is
1.79 Best N2O ET is 11.582 @ 120.56 MPH
Posted By:
GeorgeFactor On: 12/05/2004 @ 17:05:24 Reply
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damn! I'll get to a PC at some point,
thanks -- '94 Z28 M6, Flowmaster Cat Back Exhaust, Jet
Stage II PCM, Racing Clutch, Short Shift Kit, Chrome C5 rims, TB
Air Foil, K&N CAI, Hallowed Cat, More to come....
Posted By:
98_birdman On: 12/05/2004 @ 17:18:12 Reply
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did my wav file get deleted?
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camaro_kid On: 12/05/2004 @ 18:26:30 Reply
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hello everyone most of the people from
f-bodyhideout are behind you on this too hey the person going to
visit him tomorrow. find out if he has a pet would be fun to
threaten that anyway you have f-bods across the country uniting
behind you
Posted By:
Sheridan On: 12/05/2004 @ 18:28:48 Reply
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Oh my God ALEX! I almost pissed myself
laughing, you are ****ing hilarious.
That is without a doubt
the funniest video I've seen all year.
--
Posted By:
Amy_01_SS On: 12/05/2004 @ 19:51:43 Reply
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That video was hilarious  --
2001
Camaro SS: Stock Except a K&N Air Filter And Flowmaster With
SLP Dual/Dual Tips Im In Love with The_Beast!!!
Posted By:
Orgasmo On: 12/05/2004 @ 19:52:21 Reply
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nice -- 98 trans am ws6 performance package slp loudmouth

Posted By:
SLOW94LT1 On: 12/05/2004 @ 19:53:49 Reply
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Hahahaha! This is classic. I wrote down
his # and we'll see what I can come up with. You got backup here in
Illinois man. 
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baron_350 On: 12/05/2004 @ 20:08:53 Reply
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Has anyone thought about getting the
local radio stations in on the prank? I dunno just a crazy thought.
Our local station sometimes pushes the envelope for stuff like this.
LOL! -- BARON_350 1997 WS6
Convertible A4 / 1 of 463

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95ramair On: 12/05/2004 @ 20:18:14 Reply
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Great job Alex, 2001ss350: that is funny as hell!! This is the best ever, EVER!! -- 1995
Formula Convertible, 6 speed, Ram Air 1
of 1,038 1999 Trans Am WS6 Convertible, A4 1
of 467

Posted By:
IwannaFirebird On: 12/05/2004 @ 20:20:23 Reply
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omg alex the note was
perfect! --
1978 firebird formula 350-numbers matching, original paint
scheme, edelbrock rpm intake, flowtech LTs, custom true duals
Posted By:
NixHex On: 12/05/2004 @ 21:11:41 Reply
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some funny shit! He will probably
change his number soon.
Posted By:
2001ss350 On: 12/05/2004 @ 21:38:24 Reply
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hahahahaahha, I just ordered 5 pizzas
to his house, 5 orders of mozzerella sticks and 5 bottles of soda. I
hope hes hungry! --
Best ET - 12.186(new), Best MPH - 120.11(new) Best 60' -
1.756(new)
Posted By:
IwannaFirebird On: 12/05/2004 @ 21:40:16 Reply
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call him and ask if he's enjoying the
pizza --
1978 firebird formula 350-numbers matching, original paint
scheme, edelbrock rpm intake, flowtech LTs, custom true duals
Posted By:
monday On: 12/05/2004 @ 21:48:39 Reply
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hi im new here. a link to this thread
was posted on srtforums.com, and i saw it there. LMAO!
i
called ole' eric to let him hear me pee.
i also posted this
on neons.org, told them to help a fellow car enthusiast out. this
goes beyond f-body brothers. i and many others hopefully will be
helping out. i will be calling regularly.
Posted By:
LightningquickLS1 On: 12/05/2004 @ 22:03:10 Reply
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This is absolutely incredible!!
This story has now spread to car forums across the
country, and we have guys from ALL over assisting in this. For
everyone that is new and begining to help out, thank you! I
appreciate each and everything ALL of you are doing to help me!!!
Once again, all of you guys are the best!!!
Justin, that post was absolutely hilarious. Thanks brother. You made it even better by having more
pizzas sent to his house, it just gets worse and worse for this guy.
Alex, I will call you in a little while bro, that
video almost knocked me out of my chair. My girlfriend couldnt stop
laughing after watching that, she has been refreshing this thread
all day as much as i have.
Camaro kid, Monday, bitsumichi, slow94LT1, Nixhix, and
Buffman, thanks for helping out guys, pass the thank you along to
your forums and make sure everyone knows how much I and everyone at
Fbody.com appreciates what you are doing!!! I owe each and everyone
of you!!!
For all of my other Fbody brothers who
helped out all day again today, thank you! This site is like a
family to me and you guys are proving that!!!  -- 99'Trans Am M6. Red w/Silver Metallic Blackbird
stripes. WS6 Functional Ram Air Hood/Airbox, LS1 Motorsports Lid,
K&N Filter, Descreened MAF, Borla SS Catback, Spec Stage III
clutch, Mcleod Adjustable Master Cylinder, GM 01-02 Slave Cylinder,
Restrictor "Drill mod", LS1 motorsports Direct Flow bellow,
FTRA, MSD 8.5MM wires, NGK-TR55s, Free Ram Air Mod, BMR Lower
Control Arms, BMR Polished STB, BMR Boxed Subframe Connectors,
SLP Bilstein Shocks, Factory Hurst shifter w/Lous Short Stick,
Powerslot Pro-Stop Dimpled/Slotted Rotors w/Hawks, Viper 790V
2-Way Paging System Alarm, and Chrome 17'Antera's with Falken Beta
FK-451s
Posted By:
Chin0 On: 12/05/2004 @ 22:04:10 Reply
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I hope his mom (Lida Gasper) enjoys her
free sample of K-Y® Brand Warming Ultragel Personal Lubricant .
https://www.ky.com/promotions/sampleForm.jsp?cid=null --
Black
2000 Z28 Auto , Leather , T-tops , Power Everything , 35/35/20 tint
Mods: SLP Dual/Dual Tip Loudmouth , Slp Ram Air , Slp Lid w/
k&n Filter , Smooth Bellows, 3.73's
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